"Life was rough for me ever since I moved to Tokyo. The college I attend is very prestigious, thus is very expensive and difficult as well. I very rarely even get a full night of sleep. If only I had a cat who would tell me to go to sleep instead of doing other things...

However, my unfortunate situation changed one fateful night. I finally managed to get to sleep at a decent time, and was sleeping like an angel... until I had some sort of dream.

"I woke up in some sort of dungeon. It looked an awful lot like a sex dungeon. A figure was sitting opposite of me in the room.

"Ah, welcome. This is your velvet room." Said the gravely, seasoned voice of an old man.

"What? Who are you?" I said.

"I am Igor." He said. I stepped toward him and saw his face alight. My jaw dropped.

He was the sexiest man I've ever seen. An extremely long and piercing nose, luscious grey and balding hair, eyes that show he a freak... but the good kind. I couldn't help but swoon.

"This is your velvet room. It is representative of your..." As the old man explained the place, I didn't even listen. I was too distracted by the raw sexual energy exhibited from him.

"Please fuck me." I blurted out.

"...excuse me?" Igor responded.

"Oh my god. You're so fucking hot. Just. PLEASE HAVE SEX WITH ME!" I shouted, letting out my inner feelings.

"Well..." Igor chuckled. "As much as I'd love to, we have matters to attend to about-

I pushed him off his chair and tackled him to the ground.

"FUCK! ME! NOW!" I shouted.

"...sure, why not." Igor shrugged.

Igor got up and began to strip, tearing off his shirt to reveal his completely ripped chest. His abs were an eight-pack and his pecks were equally swole. My pussy got slightly moist just seeing that. I noticed that a massive bulge was forming by his pants. He had an erection, as big and long as his nose! I got even more moist in the anticipation of seeing the old man's cock, out and about.

"Treat me like a slut, daddy." I said, laying on the floor as I began to strip as well.

"Igor chuckled as he ripped off his pants, causing his penis to spring out. I gasped, as it was even longer than his nose outside of his pants! I moaned as daddy finished stripping.

"PLEASE FUCK ME WITH THAT LONG THING OF YOURS, DADDY!" I moaned loudly. Igor bent down, but instead of sticking his dick into my vagina... he stuck his nose in there! I was about to protest, but it felt just as good, if not better!

"How's it feel, darling?" Igor said, slightly nasally. His nose was inside me, after all.

"DEEPER!" I screamed. Igor began to thrust his nose even deeper into me, and I moaned heavily. "D-DADDY! DADDY! DADDY! CUM IN ME, DADDY!"

""I can't cum with my nose..." Igor said. He then, completely by chance, felt the need to sneeze. "Achoo!" As he sneezed, the mucus shot into my pussy. I orgasmed as the mucus shot into my system with the force of a cumshot.

Igor then fished his nose from my vagina, and it was now covered in moist cum. He pulled out a handkerchief from his clothes laying nearby and wiped it off.

"That was quiet satisfactory." Igor exclaimed, puting his clothes back on. "I look forward to doing this again."

I successfully introduced myself to Igor... I sensed a bond forming.

"Back in the present, Takemi was reading over her virus report and speaking to me.

"This type of infection is usually only found in the upper respiratory system...usually affecting the nose. So who could you possibly fuck that would put a nasal disease in your VAGINA?!" She asked.

Back in the past, I heard a mysterious female voice in my head.

"I am thou... thou art I. Thou has- god. What the fuck. You- you had sex with him? God. What the fuck. I... I guess you formed a confidant with this guy or whatever. It was the length arcana. But jesus christ. I don't even want to finish the speech." The voice said. I just shrugged.

The next morning, I woke up, back in my bedroom. At first I sighed, thinking it was all a dream... but deep down, I knew it was so much more.