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I held on to the stick and watched the stoplight. I began to take in everything. Whether or not the person on the perpendicular street to the right was going to turn or if anyone was going to try and run it after the light changed. I needed to focus. I trusted myself on the streets, I just didn't trust other people. Now was not the time to get distracted…..
"So do you get attention from males?" He paused for a moment and pretended to think,
"Are there any male oomans on this planet?" He leaned forward and sat on the edge of the seat. Cocky. He isn't wearing his seatbelt. Mistake.
"Or do you just spend every night alone?"
Light changed.
I shifted-
-and slammed on the accelerator.
WHUMP!!
The obscenity spewed forth was music to my ears. Shift. Gas. Shift again. Hitting high speeds downtown. I almost can't believe I'm getting paid for this.
'Pauk-de aseigan!' Several other sounds bubbled up but it was lost in the engine. He slammed into the side of the car making it sway to the left. It made the turn difficult but I was up to it. Gas or brake at the curve of the turn and your friction increases. Basic physics isn't hard and really handy. Gas.
Some music would be nice. Hm… "Ride" by the Vines started pumping out of the speakers. Ha! So he hadn't broken my sound system. Good.
I braked and after a quick glance over my shoulder I pulled into the left lane narrowly missing the vehicle in front of me.
"What are you doing?!"
"Driving."
Brake, turn. WHAM!
He really should wear a seatbelt.
Arrogant ass.
"Is that your best?"
I looked in the mirror to find him stabilizing himself against the sides of the car. This would be rather difficult. I spotted the street sign as it passed and gave a small smile. This would be fun.
"You need to try harder."
He stopped speaking when I jumped the curb and went on to the sidewalk. It was blocked off because they were installing new windows on the first few stories of the building it wrapped around. I zoomed past sheets of windows and caught a blur of a reflection. I downshifted to second gear. Swerving around the plastic sheets proved to be easier than I thought. Several times I almost hit one but my steering held. I love this car.
I yanked on the steering wheel and pulled on the e-brake. The tires squealed as I skidded around the corner.
While the hunter had been stabilized from side to side, he hadn't braced himself completely. He was thrown forward and I was quite grateful my windshield was very strong. Unfortunately, he blocked my view.
I checked out my window and flipped a 180 degree turn. I turned in my seat and began hitting 40 mph backwards. I love this car.
Another flip and he was slammed into the passenger seat, knees pressed to his chest as his feet scrabbled on the windshield. A few more twists of the wheel and he was half-way to the back seat. I didn't like having his ass that close to my face but I saw a few tourists ahead and obtained an evil grin. I honked the horn and they turned to look in surprise. They then raised their various recording devices and got wonderful shots of the hunter with his ass over a seat flailing his arms in the back.
I pulled on the emergency brake and skidded around another corner.
The numerous growls and displeased roars from the hunter were ignored. One of the great modifications about this car is a new feature. Sometimes when people have a lot of luggage and can't get the door I would have to get out and open it for them. I got really tired of this especially in rainy weather so I had a button installed. A lovely button that opened the back doors.
I pulled another 180 degrees screeching to the curb as I activated that wonderful button.
He flew out. Landed on his ass.
I allowed a small smile.
His fans were shocked but I managed to catch the eye of one young alien boy and held up the spear the hunter had left when he had exited my car so unceremoniously. The little boy was quite happy to walk over and give it to the hunter who looked at it and then dazedly looked at me. I reached over and closed the door knowing I had been unable to hide my grin.
I took off quickly because in this traffic I wasn't sure if I could out-drive an angry yautja.
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