ShawnREV – Camping – Chapter 1
SH: Well, I have… 2, I think, projects going here, so I might be behind posting the chappies. As you may have noticed, the first chapter of EVERY fanfic I do is really short, but bear with me. Usually the reason for the first chappies being so short is that when I start a story, I just have an idea, but if I let it sit for an hour/day or two the plot develops in that stew I call my brain. Just for reference.
Naruto's POV:
Ok, so we (we being Sasuke, myself, Ino, Sakura, Iruka and Kakashi) are waiting for Garra and Neji so we can leave for the lake. Hehe… I wonder what's going to happen? I don't know why, but Mr. Icha Icha Paradise insisted that we get one of those nice busses. Not a beaver bus lines-type one, but a full out, big enough to be used as a primary living space sized RV camper. So, we all pitched in enough to get one with about the same square footage as the teachers lounge at the Konaha Academy, which is an amazing size for an RV.
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"Let's get going!", Garra and Neji said, appearing from a puff of smoke.
"It's about fucking time you assholes,", I said, "we've all been waiting here for a good hour and a half!".
"Well SOOOOOOORRYY!! No one's perfect!", Neji said.
So we got on the bus.
Not much happened during the ride… what did happen though, is as follows.
Sakura and Ino were sitting at the bar table at the back talking about how "soft" the other's hair was due to a new conditioner and how nice the other's makeup was because of their new shade of eyeliner or mascara or whatever.
Neji, Garra, Sasuke and myself were talking about random stuff, Garra was on his laptop watching some gay porn and, from the looks of it, was trying his hardest (no pun intended) to not pull his pants down and either start whacking off or make one of us suck him. Of course, we were all watching. The porn, I mean, not him resisting is urge.
Kakashi was driving, and Iruka was groping him. No one was really paying attention to them anyways.
The boys and me decided to play a random game of truth or dare, but it ended up that, since we were on a moving vehicle, it was mainly truths, some of which included someone asking another who in the group, if they had to choose, they would fuck. I'm assuming that this would be used later either in favor of or against the replier.
Abruptly bringing us to the end of our game was the yelling of Kakashi from the front, "We're Here!".
