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Red and Blue vs White
Season One
Episode 2
Church was not having a good day. First his ex-girlfriend Tex let's herself get possessed by O'Malley, then that asshole Sarge blew the ship instead of disabling it, and finally said explosion sending them to some strange place. Church looked around and said "How could this day get any worse?" It got worse with Caboose saying these words.
"Hey look Church it's Bigfoot."
"Growl"
"HOLY CRAP!!!"
The other blues pointed their weapons at the large hairy creature. Well Church, Tucker, and Sister did. Doc couldn't cause all he had was his medical device also he wouldn't because he was a pacifist.
"What the hell is that thing?" Tucker asked keeping his gun trained on it.
"It's Bigfoot, I'm telling you." Caboose said getting in between everyone.
"It's not Bigfoot Caboose. It doesn't even remotely look like a monster truck." Sister said.
"Yeah! Wait, what?" Doc asked.
"What is that thing?" Church asked.
"I don't know but keep it away from me. I don't want to be preganant again." Tucker said hiding behind Doc.
"First of all he's not your type and second who the hell are you people?" A man with scruffy brown hair and wearing white armor asked them while pointing a gun at them.
"Well I'm Caboose and that is Sister and those two are Doc and Tucker and finally my best friend Church who is also the mean one."
"Thanks a lot Caboose also I'm not your best friend so shut up about it." Church said.
"Well, I'm Han and that's Chewie and I'm guessing you guys aren't imps."
"No we're human." Doc said.
"Except for Church. He's a ghost possessing a robot." Tucker said
Han shook his head and said "No what I meant was... wait what?!"
Church placed his hand over his visor. "I bet the reds don't have to deal with this bullshit."
Suddenly the elevator doors and more white armored guys appeared shooting at Han, Chewie, and the blues.
"SON OF A BITCH!!!" yelled all the blues.
"I forgot about those guys." Han said as he and Chewie ran down a corridor.
"Running time!" Caboose said as he followed them.
"For once, Caboose had the right idea." Church said as he and the other blues ran after him.
To be continued
Preview of next episode
Church turned towards the princess and said "I'm not followng you. Following you ended up with us landing in garbage,me getting shot, blondie there almost getting eaten and all of us almost ending as a pancake jamboree."
