APOV: I giggled and pulled Edward up to her feet

APOV: I giggled and pulled Edward up to her feet. Her hair was long and straight, the same bronze color as usual, and her facial features were pretty much the same as usual, only femininized. She was almost prettier than Rose.

"Okay guys, she's awake. Now we need to decide a name other than Edward for her to go by. I mean, Edward is so obviously a boy's name."

She looked fairly sickened by it all. "What… happened?" she gasped.

I giggled. "You're a girl."

"I realize that, dammit!"

Emmet shook with silent laughter. "Let's call her Melody." He put extra emphasis on the word her.

"No!" she screamed.

"Maybe we should explain to her first," Esme suggested, avoiding looking at the fuming Edward.

"HER?!"

"Um… well… yeah, Edward. Duh," Rose said with a triumphant smile on her face.

"Yes. Let's explain," I agreed.

"What the hell-" Edward began furiously. I cut her off.

"Shut up and we'll explain."

She shut her mouth and gritted her teeth angrily. "Fine. Please, go on."

"Thank you. As I'm sure you've already noticed, you are female. It won't last forever, though, if you do as we tell you. Are you willing to follow our directions?"

"That depends entirely on what it is you expect me to do. If it involves Bella, I refuse. I won't go anywhere near her as long as I'm like this."

"Oh no, we don't expect you to see Bella like this. But we do expect you to allow Rose and me to dress you, give you a makeover, and take you shopping."

Her face went even paler than it already had been. She was almost transparent. "I… but… why…."

"We control when you change back, Melody."

She growled, but I had already had a vision. She would give in sooner than we'd hoped.

"Fine," she said crisply. I smiled and jumped up and down with excitement.

"Yay! Yay yay yay yay yay yay!"

"I hate you."

I grabbed her by the hand and dragged her upstairs. "Come on! You can't go shopping while wearing boys' clothes. We need to get you some undergarments, too."

"NO!!"

"You don't have a choice."

If she could have cried, she probably would have. As it was, she was obviously fighting back the urge to strangle me.

Rose joined us and we ran into my room at a vampire speed. "Okay, Rose. We need to figure out what color will look best on her."

"Umm…. Maybe pink?" Edward/Melody interrupted.

"What?!" we both screamed in unison.