Chapter 2: W-W-W-W-W-Wishes?
Mr. Vacan was not depressed anymore for some reason. He could not comprehend such a phenomenon, and so elected not to do so. Instead, he focused his curiosity on who these people were before him.
"No seriously, who the fuck are you guys?" asked Mr. Vacan while tilting his head.
The girl spoke "My name i-"
But then the white cat interrupted. "I'm Kyubey. I have the power to make wishes come true."
Mr. Vacan's eyes lit up like a neon sign. "W-w-w-w-w-wishes?"
Kyubey nodded, he was still doing the :3 face. "One wishes to be exact. And ix-nay on wishing for more wishes! One. Uno. No substitutions, exchanges or refunds." Said Kyubey as he crawled along the floor with a cigar.
Mr. Vacan looked at the girl standing next to Kyubey. "Am I dreaming or is this just a Fanta sea?"
The girl continued. "My name's Mami. Got It memorized?"
Mr. Vacan thought that through and applied his logic. "You're not my mommy, you crazy women. And don't mommy have bandages wrapped around them?'
Mami facepalmed, and it was then that Mr. Vacan noticed that she had a really big pair of nice, round, sumptuous-
"Eyes…" Mr. Vacan mused to himself.
Mami blinked, and adjusted the jewel dealie on her head. "Tell me, sir, were you feeling any strange feelings of depression or emo vibes before we showed up?"
Mr. Vacan thought about it for a long while.
"Yup."
Mami proceeded to explain the situation some more, but Kyubey interrupted her yet again.
"What you just felt was the effects of a witch and their familiars. You see, witches have the power to subconsciously influence negative emotions in humans, and drive them to self-destructive practices. Normal people cannot usually see or fight witches, so it is up to magical girls to do the fighting and destroy the witches."
Mr. Vacan responded by vacantly drooling and emitting sparks from his cranium. Luckily for him, Mami's new friends came to check up on her. There was a blue haired girl with blue eyes, and a pink haired girl who wore ribbons to tie her hair.
"Mami are you okay?" they asked.
But Mami was not happy to see them both. "I thought I told you girls not to bother me today! I have half a mind to pimp slap you upside the head!... But that's not the magical girl way so we will do hugs and forgiveness instead~"
Mr. Vacan shrugged like a devil. "Who are you girls and why do you have wacky hair colors? Seriously."
The blue haired girl spoke first. "Like, ohmagawd, the name's Sayaka Miki. Like, so whatever!"
Then came the pink haired girl's turn to speak. "I'm Madoka. I'm a super moe and a generic loli. Tee-hee."
As soon as he spotted her, Kyubey pounced upon Madoka to latch on to her shoulder like an annoying pet. If Kyubey could change faces, he would probably have a huge ear-to-ear grin plastered all across his mug, but he could not, so he deigned to remain in his :3 face.
"Madoka y u no maek contract with me?" He moaned.
Sayaka enthused. "Like ohmagawd, Madoka, you should so, like, make the contract or whatever. You'll, like, get your wish or something."
Taking notes, Mr. Vacan prodded their brains for information. "So to get a wish, you have to make a contract with Kyubey? I thought you were a genie or something. That's why I wondered why you had no lamp. But it's really because you're not a genie. Then how do you grant wishes?"
Kyubey swaggered like a smug little prick.
"A magical girl to be is entitled to one wish. No more, no less. They can wish for anything that their heart desires."
Madoka scratched her chin in thought. What could she possibly wish for? And then she had her answer.
"I wish for-"
But she was suddenly tripped up and fell. Mami looked around to see who caused it. Kyubey stayed perfectly still. Sayaka texted her friends on her cellphone. Mr. Vacan kept taking notes. And then, another girl spoke in an emotionless voice.
"That won't be mandatory."
Mami gasped. It was Homura Akemi, the girl who just joined their school.
Homura flipped her hair in a flashy manner. "Madoka Kaname. What have I told you about making contracts with Kyubey?"
Madoka thought it over. "Well, you didn't tell me anything."
Homura took a look at Madoka, who was still tripped up. Her face didn't change expression, even though Madoka looked hilariously soppy after having been knocked to the ground and it was hard not to laugh at such a sight.
So she accentuated her warning with another flashy hair flip. "Don't make a contract with Kyubey, m'kay?"
Mr. Vacan interjected. "Can I make a contract with Kyubey?"
Homura wasn't paying much attention to anyone besides Madoka. "Oh, yeah, sure."
Mr. Vacan swelled with anticipation. He knew just what to wish for. "KYUUUUUUUUUUBEYYYY! I WANT TO MAKE A CONTRACT WITH YOU!"
Kyubey rubbed his paws together. "That's a tempting offer, but I've never tried making a contract with a boy before. Usually only girls are drawn to my cute appearance and swishy tail. But since you are so willing, I will try to grant your wish."
Mami warned Mr. Vacan. "You only get one wish. So don't wish for something stupid like a new toothbrush."
That put Mr. Vacan in quite the quandary, as he was planning to wish for a new toothbrush; he could think of no other thing he wanted. He did not need money or power, and there was nothing that he could not achieve for himself.
But almost instantly, he thought of something he wanted, a wish more worthwhile than a new toothbrush.
"A-a-ahem… Kyubey, I wish…"
Everyone but Sayaka, who was texting, leaned in suspense.
"I wish for two new toothbrushes."
