A/N: Hey all! Thanks for the reveiws that you guys have given to the first chapter! -If you do check your email, you will see that I have sent some replies- Anyways, to clear up some confusion.
"It's clear when you tie up your lover, but you, yourself, do not get tied. When you take advantage of your partner, you would never feel guilty about it and continue living on with your life." that's a lie D8 though Kaoru said he'd never take advange of his lover, but.. why the result is like this? Well.. at least you wrote Kaoru's on bottom. :D
To anonymous reveiwer: What Kaoru written down is used against him. He didn't know what the book was about, so he just wrote it down. The book took his answers and used it against him, yes.
So although Kaoru is innocent, the book used his answers and turned against him. (Also releasing its misfortune on him.)
Disclaimer: Don't own. Unbeta'd.
--Key Glossary:
"Normal speaking."
'Normal thinking.'
Questions asked by book.
'This is answer written by person.'
'This is answer written by previous person.'
'Uke or Seme?' the book read. And curiosity got the best of each host, and they flipped open the book to see questions sitting inside.
Courtesy of the person who had created the 'Are You a Seme or an Uke?' quiz on Rum and Monkey. I altered questions or have removed much, but the idea of each question belongs to the creator.
-Click-
The teenager with dark ash hair sat besides his brother who was hospitalized. He had skipped school to accompany his younger twin who was sleeping on the hospital bed, unconscious. There were some ugly bruises sitting on his brother's marred skin, but what he was concerned about were the colorful language that spouted from his twin's mouth when he was going on that banana peel joy ride.
Surely, Kaoru wasn't swearing at him! But, if he had just held on Kaoru a bit longer, then maybe his twin wouldn't have crashed into the buckets of garbage. And when he was chasing after Kaoru, careful enough to dodge the peels, he slipped on a book and landed on his behind.
Right now, his hands were holding a certain deep forest green book that had bright orange letters carved into it: Uke or Seme?
Hikaru looked at the front and then at the back of the book. Surely there should be some kind of summary in it. Finally after struggling to find some kind of summary, he flipped open the book.
Sitting in the lines of the notebook were the menacing words:
Hey you! Stop looking stupid like that and take out a pen!
He twitched.
What a rude, rude book! However, he was curious and he did what the book had told him. Hikaru dug in his school bag and pulled out a mechanical pencil. Once he turned back to the first page of the book, the rude remark was replaced with a question.
The Basics: What is your name?
Hikaru didn't feel like wondering what happened to the first page, instead he answered the question in a messy scribble: 'Hitachiin Hikaru.'
Appearing underneath were the words: 'Hitachiin Kaoru.'
"Eh? Kaoru did this too?" he asked himself aloud, before giving a glance at the sleeping twin on the bed. Hikaru blinked before turning back to the notebook.
To his surprise, the two answers disappeared, and replacing it was yet another question.
Who is your other half?
Hikaru chirped, "Kaoru!"
"Nn," said person groaned as he shifted in bed. Hikaru slapped a hand over his mouth, chiding himself for being too loud. Noiselessly, he scribbled Kaoru's name onto the neat lined note paper:
'Hitachiin Kaoru.'
Again, appearing underneath his answer were the words: 'Hitachiin Hikaru.'
"Aww…" he hummed.
1. Okay…since we figured who you are…Do you like licking things?
He tapped himself. Now does he? He likes licking ice cream…he likes licking maple syrup—
Heck. Licking is part of his every day life.
So.
'Yeah.'
' I guess…not…'
Hikaru gasped. How could Kaoru NOT like licking things?!
2. Do you enjoy being used as a toy?
Toy…? Yes, he was familiar with the terms of having a toy, but being one? Hikaru wasn't sure at all. A thought fluttered into his mind and he perked up, as he begun to wrote in a long sentence:
'I don't really like being a toy, but I like toying around with Haruhi and milord. Especially milord. He's so fun to tease.'
'Not really.'
3. Have you ever tied someone up?
'Yes! Always! Always have a bundle of duct tape and rope around to tie up the bad people! Especially milord.' he scribbled in with a large smile on his face.
'Yeah.'
4. Have YOU ever been tied up?
'Technically…no…never.'
'…No…'
5. Would you feel bothered if you took advantage of your partner?
Hikaru stupidly stared at the question; the tip of his led pencil was brushing over the note paper in a hesitant manner. Took advantage…of Kaoru? He blinked.
'Never would I' What? Hikaru stopped suddenly. Never would he what? Never would he strip his brother down to the bare—
'I would never…'
A blush sprang up on Hikaru's face as his eyes watched Kaoru's answer fade into the sheet of paper. He flailed his hands at him. "Kaoru! I know you're asleep but don't think that you're getting away with this!" he whispered hoarsely. He whipped around, smacking himself in the face with the book. 'How could he think that way?'
6. Do you like alcohol?
'No.'
'Never really drank it before…'
7. How do you eat your ice cream?
What kind of question is that? Surely it would stick on one topic before moving onto the next. But this notebook just swung from one topic to the other! No connections whatsoever! He shoved the complaints to the back of his mind and scribbled onto the paper.
'Lick it! I like the chocolate flavored kind. :3 Yum.'
'I use the plastic spoons they give out and eat it.'
8. What gift would you give your partner?
What would Kaoru like? He pondered a while before energetically writing down:
'A big hug.'
'Brotherly affection.'
9. What's your ideal pet to have?
Hikaru's face scrunched up and he hastily scribbled down:
'Hate it. Too much pet hair.'
'Nothing.'
10. You must order at a restaurant, how do you order?
'Wave the guy over, and if he/she doesn't pay attention—chuck the menu at them until they wander over.'
'Just get my food.'
11. The waiter/waitress brought the wrong dish to you. Your response?
Hikaru was a rich bastard, and when someone would bring him the wrong dish, it was expected of him to criticize them. But then again, he would leave the criticizing to his mother or father. But what would he do?
Randomly, Hikaru scribbled:
'Smack him hard, smack him well.'
'Settle and eat what I receive.'
12. Someone is checking out your partner. Your course of action?
Check…who? What? Partner? Oh. Would that mean someone would be staring at Kaoru and stealing his brother away?! Hikaru twitched, the lead almost broke when it hit the surface. Truly if he caught someone staring—
'BITCH SLAAAP!! XO'
'Sock her.'
Hikaru nodded in agreement.
13. Do you find yourself on the top or bottom?
There was a strange pause. Eh? What? What? Color drained from his face. What the— He looked at the cover, the beautiful orange words: Uke or Seme was just…blinding and spiting him. Hikaru hesitated as he really thought.
Usually he was on the top. Even in the twincest act. He swallowed, hoping that this was just a joke...
'Top.'
'Bottom.'
Everything disappeared and a giant block of text appeared on the page in neat typewritten handwriting.
You…are…Hitachiin Hikaru, and your partner in love is Hitachiin Kaoru. You hate being a toy, and you love toying around with other people, possibly to have your lover beg for your play. You always spite your lover by tying other people up, causing your partner to yearn for the same treatment. And when it's time for you to take advantage of your partner, guilt would fly away from you like no tomorrow.
Hikaru stared flabbergasted.
The best gift that you would give your partner is a warm hug, because all your lover needs is you. You are picky and haughty when it comes to getting what you want, and if anyone dares look at or talk to your partner, you will take immediate course of violent action, possibly causing a serious fight.
Hikaru's mouth was still open. Another sentence appeared onto the notepaper.
You are a teasing seme who really loves provoking your lover. You have plans up your sleeves, and you will drop subtle hints to agonize your partner who is needy…
Hikaru stared.
You will be struck by misfortune no sooner than soon. By the way, stay clear of nurses.
Silence.
He flung his hands into the air and screamed: "NOT TRUE! NOT TRUE!! THIS BOOK IS CURSED, I SAY, CURSED!!"
That same day, Hikaru ran out of the room that Kaoru was confined in. He was oh so determined to burn the book that brought a curse to his life. Unbeknownst to him, he was walking himself to a doom trap, for before he even ran out the front doors to the hospital, he crashed into a passing party of nurses.
The nurses shrieked and spilled whatever they were carrying, (which was probably lunch), and Hikaru tripped over a cart that a woman happened to push around the corner. He skidded onto the marble, with spaghetti sauce and meatballs staining his clothes, and he lay crumpled on the floor.
The green notebook was flipped out of his hands and landed on top of a cardboard box that was being transported to the company in charge of all the medical supplies. As Hikaru was being attended by the nurse, he was diagnosed as 'crazy' for he kept murmuring something about a cursed book that brings misfortune.
As the cardboard box was delivered, a certain black-haired teenager picked it off the surface. The cursed book had now made its way into Kyouya's care.
A/N: Mwah. As said again, Hikaru's answers are used against him, dears. So it's the book's fault! Not mine! -runs away-
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