Wow I am in such a writing mood. Anyway, please remember that this is before Ash went back to Mare.

"What do you WANT from meeeehhh!"

He screamed at the tall shadows in his room, his voice went about two octaves up at the end.

In the entire Daybreak Mansion, Ash Redfern was probably the only one still awake.

After watching the entire Ring trilogy, The Grudge, and the Shining ,Ash was now covering under the blankets, hoping his Mare would come with a nightlight and a glass of warm milk.

Mmmmm warm milk…. He was suddenly struck by thirst.

With his back against the wall, a huge flashlight in hand, and a Build-A-Bear in the other the blond lamia made his way to the kitchen for a glass of warm milk.

Back in bed Ash laid the empty glass on the nightstand and ducked under the covers for some beauty sleep.

Being this gorgeous takes a lot of work, he thought.

And with that he closed his eyes.

Da next morning…

"OH MI DIOS! Lo que la chapuza es esta! No me pagan lo suficiente! Pero mi diosa esta Redfern debe ir al baño.

Y él va a ser el que ayudar a combatir la Apocolypse?

Mi dios! ( Translation: Wat the fudge is this! I'm not getting paid enough! But my goddess this Redfern needs to be potty trained. And he is going to be the one to help fight the apocolypse? My god! ) !" cried on of the Witch Maids ( or the WMs for short ;p ).

The poor Spanish speaking woman had pulled her magical cart into Ash's room to clean and as she was making the bed found a wet spot in the middle. "Aye caramba!"

Jez and Morgead next!