A/N: OMGHI! So here is the first set of response letters in the Letters to Twilight series! It took a while to get certain vampires (Rosalie) to agree to this project, but after a little persuading and threatening to wear white after Labor Day, she agreed. Special shout out to users LunaAliceMason and guest user, Sceptical for sending in your letters!


LETTER ONE:

To: Edward

From: Sceptical

Topic: On the matter of sparkles...

Dear Edward,

I know vampires are supposed to sparkle an all, but you seem extra sparkly. Seriously. What to you use? Justice body spray? Elmers and glue? I've got it, barbie makeup!

- sincerely skeptical

RESPONSE:

Dear Sceptical (Skeptical),

Before I address your question may I ask how old you are? Given your lack of proper grammar and the like I would assume you are between the ages of 12 and 15. As far as the notion of "sparkling" is concerned, no, vampires do not engage in such atrocities as glitter glue, doll makeup and body sprays. Well, I don't. I can't say the same of my sister, Rose. Or my brother, Emmett, for that matter. I have been told that I tend to give off an extra radiance in the sunlight. This could be due to my genetic composition or the fact that I'm generally better than everyone else in the world, ever. It really is a matter of opinion.

The ball is in your court, Sceptical (Skeptical).

Yours,

Edward Cullen

P.S. What is it that you're so sceptical about anyhow?


LETTER TWO:

To: Rosalie

From: Luna

Topic: OMWG Hi

Dear Rosalie,

Hai! I just wanted to tell you that you're one of my favorite characters and I love you. You're totally awesome!

Sincerely,

Luna

RESPONSE:

Dear human child,

Excuse me, Luna is it? I'm ONE of your favorites? Maybe you should think about your list of "favorites" and decide who is at the top, hm? I won't tolerate being second best, you got it? Here's hoping you're not some hideous human male pretending to be a young girl. If you are, I'll have you know that you are the scum of the Earth and you deserve every ounce of your filthy blood drained from the waste of space you call your body. Either way, thank you for your...generous words. Even though I didn't need you telling me them to know they were true. I'll have to be on my way now, Alice and I are taking Nessie shopping. Her mother dresses her like an orphan, it's frightening.

Have a nice life,

Rosalie Hale


A/N: Thanks to everyone that sent in letters! Anyone that wants to ask a question or make a general comment to the Twilight folks, leave your letter in the form of a review:

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And I'll make sure I get your letters to the correct vampire, wolf or human!