Horror. The Horror! OH THE HORROR!

"Hello! Is Jayme there?" The little clown asked a waitress. It had red fluffy hair, colored face and while the right side was yellow, the left color was blue colored. Jayme already jumped behind the counter, trying to take deep breath.

Before he knew it, the clown was already standing in front of him. "Aaaaaaaaahhhhhh!" He screamed, his body pressed against the counter. "Hello!" The little clown greeted sweetly.

"P-please, don't hurt me…" the waiter whispered, clutching his notebook for dear life. The clown tilted his head to the side which made the red hair bounce. "Okay!"

"Fine…." He whispered"…fine…"

While Jayme avoided eye contact, the clown spoke up. "Do you like my costume?" Jayme's head snapped up. "…what?...Buck is that you?" The child giggled and nodded. "I'm a clown!"

The teen tried to grin, "I-I can see that…" Buck just watched him. "Do you have a Twinkie?"

"What…?"

"Oh! Sorry…Do you have a Twinkie…please?" Buck corrected himself. Jayme closed his eyes, smiling amused. "Of course I have. Here you go" he said and gave the clown his sweet from his bag, still not looking at him. "Thank you!" Buck said politely, trying to open the Twinkie.

When Jayme carefully looked up at the child, he yelped as this clown's face was just in front of him. Buck was also shocked and took few steps back. "I'm sorry…" he mumbled ashamed, "I just can't open my Twinkie…"

"No, okay, I mean its fine…ok, let me help…" Jayme rambled and opened the package for the child. "Thank you!" Buck said and bitt in his sweet happily.

"Sooo…" Jayme spoke up, "what brings you here?"

"Oh!" Buck remembered and took the teens hand. He squeaked at it but followed the boy out the shop.

"Nice to see ya again!" Jayme heard and saw the father standing outside the shop. "What took you so long, puppy?" The man asked his son. "He wanted to give me a Twinkie!" Buck answered, showing his bitten Twinkie. Jack looked at Jayme, who just shrugged and grinned, looking at his feet. "Now let's go! I'm going to be late!" Buck shouted and ran to a black car.

"What's going on?" the teen asked. The older man just smirked, "I bribed your boss and now you have free time."

"What?!" He looked back where said boss was counting some money. "Christa!"

"It's Ms. Rock to you, guppy. And now take your free time." She said simply and gave him his bag and shoved him to the other male. "Have fun~" She sang as she reentered her shop. Jayme just sighed. "Ok, where are you taking me now, Mr. Mullins-"

"Stop it, kid, and call me Jack. And I take you to a party!"


"Happy Birthday!" The crowd of children cheered as a little girl, dressed as a princess, received her birthday cake, which was shaped as a unicorn. Then her mother cut it into pieces for them.

"A birthday party?" Jayme looked at the older man. He just watched little Buck laughing with the other children. Sigh…childhood is something wonderful. When Jack looked back at his companion, Jayme was smiling at him. "What?"

The boy blushed, "Nothing…just nice. You look…nice…when you smile like that-OK! Forget it! I didn't say anything!" The teen rambled and quickly glanced the opposite way. He nervously was holding on his hem of his sweater. Mullins laughed.

"Don't be such a spitfuck!" He laughed, clapping the blushing Jayme on his shoulder.

"Look children!" The mother of the birthday child said. "Say hello to our new visitor!"

The whole crowd was looking at him. No, not him, behind him! Jayme suddenly heard a honk. "Hello my friends!"

Slowly, very slowly, Jayme turned around.

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" he shrieked, jumping up on the older man, who luckily caught him quickly. The clown who stood behind him also jumped a step back, shocked by this reaction.

"My, my…someone isn't fond of Mr. Funny?" The clown asked, laughing. "Stop scaring my friend, Mr. Funny!" Buck shouted, running towards them. "Oh? Do I have here another clown?" Mr. Funny smiled at Buck. The child smiled briefly before looking serious again. "Jayme doesn't seem to like you. But he is nice, so don't scare him, ok?"

The older clown glanced over to the boy and saw him flinching as they made eye contact. He then turned back to his little clown companion. "I give my best to not scare him again. Promise"

"YAY! Now come on!" Buck cheered and took Mr. Funny's Hand and pulled him over to the others.

"Well," Jack spoke up, "should that explain why it took him so long to get you out that café?" Just then Jayme realized that he was carried bridal style by the other man while he hold tightly on said man's neck and quickly tried to get down again. "Ye-yeah. Like I said, many phobias. Clowns are one of them…" he explained. Can this get even more embarrassing?

It could.

After the Clown left, Jayme was greeted by the birthday child.

"Wanna play with us?" The little princess asked Jayme. "Oh no, I mean, I-"
"Of course he want to!" Jack answered, pushing the teen towards the wild crowd of wild children. "YAY!" The crowd cheered, pulling him with them. "Hey Jack, I need some help here, would you mind?" The mother called. "Coming!" Mullins shouted back, following the woman into the house.

Meanwhile:

While the boys (knights, clowns and cowboys) where running around shooting each other with water guns, Jayme sat surrounded by little fairies and princess. The girls were brushing his curly hair and giving it a nice hair bow while giving his face a 'pretty' make up. "Now you look pretty!" The princess spoke. "Thank you, your highness," Jayme replied, smiling as the girl glee at this name. The other girls giggled.

"And now let's play marriage!" a girl (a fairy) suggested excited. The others agreed immediately. Two girls ran off in different directions, getting few 'husbands to be'. "And you have to talk!" The princess told Jayme. He just nodded. After a while the first girl (a blue fairy) came back, with a curious Buck in tow. "What are we playing?" Buck asked. "We play marriage! Now you have to marry Sophie!" The blue fairy explained and pointed to the princess. The boy was thinking a while,"…okay."

"Okay," Jayme started holding a coloring book like a bible, "Do you, Clown Buck Mullins, want to marry your Highness, Sophie…uh…"

"My name is Sophie Sunshine," Sophie helped him.

"Oh, really? Ok, …marry your Highness, Sophie Sunshine, and always be there for her and play with her?"

Buck looked at his 'wife to be' questionable. She just nodded. "I do?"

"And do your Highness, Sophie Sunshine, want to marry Clown Buck Mullins, and always be there for him and play with him?"

The princess nodded happily, holding the boys hands in hers. "I do!"

"Then, you are now husband and wife." Jayme finished.

"And?" Sophie asked.

"And what?"

"The kiss?" By that Buck suddenly blushed.

"Ok,…you can kiss your wife." Jayme added and was surprised when Sophie jumped into the little clown'0s arms, kissing him on the lips. The boy was shocked and ran away. Jayme chuckled.

"I have another husband!" The other girl (a red fairy) shouted, coming out of the house. Jayme laughed as he found the other Mullins walking out.

"So, who I gonna be my wife?" He asked, rubbing his hands jokingly. His laughing stopped abrupt when the crowd of girls pointed at him. "We made him pretty! He marries you!"

"What!?" the teen squeaked. Jack simply sat beside him. "Chill, it's jus' a game," Mullins chuckled and put his arm around the younger man's shoulders. "No! You are doing it wrong!" The little red fairy shouted. The other girls agreed. The men were sat in the right position, sitting across each other while holding their hands and looking at each other.

"Now we can start," Sophie began, opened her coloring book and pretended to read. "Do you want to marry Jayme?" She asked Jack. He held back a laugh and answered, "I do."

"And do you want to marry Uncle Mullins?" Sophie asked Jayme. The teen was completely red by now. "I…I…" he tried to answer. He watched the man smiling at him and leaning over. The next thing he felt were lips on his.

"You are doing it wrong again!" The girls shouted annoyed.

Jayme broke off the kiss. And Jack received a smack. The teen stood up and left the party, wiping away the makeup and ruffling his hair in his usual way, which made him lose the hair bow.

"Jayme, wait!"

"Daddy!" Buck came running up to him, preventing him to follow the other. "What is it, puppy?" he asked his angry son.

"I want a divorce!"