Brain Blast
Jimmy began to tell the story of his life to his friends, "When I first moved to Retroville, I became known as the weird new kid at school, probably because of my unique and voluminous head. But soon I became the new smartest kid in school, smoking Cindy Vortex into the low 90s."
"Wow," Danny said amazed. "You must've got a lot of attention."
"Well, everyone was pretty amazed." Jimmy said, "Even when I invented."
"With my new Hypno-Beam, I can totally erase your fear of spiders." Jimmy told Carl.
Carl seemed unsure. "I don't know, Jimmy."
"Engage!" Jimmy shouted as he put on glasses and shot the Hypno-Beam at Carl.
"Well, Goddard won first place in the Science Fair." Jimmy told Cindy. "Speak, Goddard."
"Luke, I am your father." Goddard said in a deep voice at Humphrey.
"Oh, come on." Jimmy told his mom. "Just one little cookie."
"Well, okay you can have one cookie." Judy said, handing Jimmy a cookie.
"Don't mind if I do." Jimmy said as he ate the cookie and pushed a button on a remote behind his back.
Time went backwards and Judy once again said, "Well, okay you can have one cookie."
"Don't mind if I do." Jimmy repeated as he took the other cookie.
"All the pain I feel gets transferred to somebody else." Jimmy told Carl at the dentist's office.
"Wow, that's great, Jimmy, but who?" Carl asked.
While Cindy was jumping on the bed, she felt the sting of the dentist's drill in her mouth.
"Ow!" Cindy cried. "Neutron!"
"Wow," SpongeBob said amazed. "Being a genius must be so cool."
"Yeah," Timmy said in disbelief. "But, I heard that your inventions almost never go right."
"Alright, Libby, kick it!" Cindy told Libby as she was wearing Jimmy's invention.
Libby started kicking Cindy in the butt and Jimmy felt all the pain as he got kicked repeatedly.
Goddard started chewing on Jimmy's Quantum Replay and they were now in the Cretaceous Period in front of a T-rex.
Jimmy gulped and asked the dinosaur, "Want a cookie?"
The T-rex growled and started chasing him as he screamed and ran away.
"Play dead, Goddard." Jimmy ordered.
Goddard self-destructed into pieces, and Cindy picked up his head, feeling annoyed.
"I can fix that." Jimmy said in an embarrassed tone.
Jimmy was being dragged into a tree by hungry squirrels. "Um, can somebody pass the Hypno-Beam?"
Danny laughed. "Who knew your great inventions could have so many bugs?"
"Okay, I'll admit sometimes my inventions can have some faults." Jimmy admitted. "But, all the trouble really started when I was nine."
"What happened?" SpongeBob asked eagerly.
"I was working on a new invention that would allow Goddard to teleport me to school." Jimmy explained.
"With this teleportation device, you can teleport me to school when I call your name." Jimmy told his robot dog, Goddard.
"Until, I received a message from space on my computer."
Jimmy stopped what he was doing and read the message on his computer.
"I was totally excited about this discovery that…well…"
Jimmy turned to his dog. "Contact with an advanced species, this is amazing, Goddard!"
Goddard heard his owner call his name and used his teleporting device while Jimmy was dancing happily.
Jimmy was now at school, still dancing in his underwear, until he turned around and noticed his classmates laughing at him.
"Jimmy," Ms. Fowl said. "Show and Tell is tomorrow."
Jimmy ran all the way home while covering himself with a globe.
Jimmy chuckled nervously. "Uh…let's just say I was really excited."
"But, what did you do when you got that message from space?" Timmy asked.
Jimmy explained, "I built a rocket out of the junk from the shed so Carl and I could respond by sending a satellite message into space."
Jimmy used a Purple Flurp can to shoot the toaster into space.
"Don't try that at home." Jimmy jokingly told Goddard.
"I managed to get the satellite into space, but my rocket couldn't break free of the atmosphere."
The rocket engine blew up and started plummeting back down to earth.
"What I didn't know was that it would lead to the abduction of every parental unit in Retroville."
The Yolkian ships abducted all the adults with green beams.
"There weren't any adults in Retroville?" Timmy asked amazed. "That must've been awesome."
"Well, I knew there had to be something weird going on," Jimmy explained. "And as usual, I handled this very maturely."
Jimmy scooted on Goddard past a bunch of kids, who were eating giant scoops of ice-cream.
Then, he and his friends had a party at school with music, junk food, and dancing.
Danny, Timmy, and SpongeBob slyly smiled at Jimmy.
"Very maturely, huh?" Danny asked suspiciously.
"Okay," Jimmy admitted. "I didn't at first, but then with my new and slightly more stable rocket, my friends and I flew to Planet Yolkus to rescue our parents."
"What was it like on an alien planet?" SpongeBob asked. "Because believe me, I thought I knew about life on other planets, but it all turned out to be a horrible mistake when I ended up capturing my friends instead of space monsters."
"Well, the Planet Yolkus was pretty impressive." Jimmy explained. "But, what I found out while I was there that our parents were about to be sacrificed to Poultra, a giant man-eating space chicken."
"Ooh," SpongeBob shuddered. "And I always thought chickens were nice and friendly creatures."
"Well, not this one," Jimmy continued. "We managed to escape, but we soon had King Goobot to deal with. But, he made one mistake of underestimating me and my brain."
While Jimmy was riding Goddard as a Fly-Cycle in space, he took out his Shrink Ray and said, "Well, I may be small, but I got a big brain!"
With his Shrink Ray on 'Planet Size' mode, he turned into a giant with the Yolkians ship the size of a fly.
"Now that's what I call 'Thinking Big'." SpongeBob said as he laughed.
Jimmy flew up to his friends inside the ship while he was still big as he smiled.
Jimmy continued, "With the King Goobot and the Yolkians defeated, we safely returned to Earth, and a lot of the folks in Retroville had a lot of respect for me after that."
"Are you serious about that?" Timmy asked in disbelief.
"Of course," Jimmy answered as he sipped his drink. "Why do you think everyone always counts on me to save the day?"
"You know, Jimmy," Danny said. "I pretty much know what it's like saving the day with my ghost powers and all, but what's it like having to save the day with science and all that technology and stuff like that?"
Jimmy explained, "Well, it ain't difficult at all, I usually analyze the problem that is going on and I solve it with science."
Jimmy in his Robo-Walker went forward to stop his pants from taking over the world.
"Plus, since it's usually my invention that is the one wreaking havoc, I actually know how to stop it since I was the one who invented it anyway." Jimmy mentioned.
Jimmy flew up into the sky with his rocket and used his magnetic plates to repel the meteor away from Retroville, he used his hover-car to suck up the twonkies from causing destruction, he hypnotized Beautiful Gorgeous to keep her from destroying him and Jet Fusion, he stopped his cousin Eddie from destroying his family, stopped his nanobots from deleting everyone on earth, and beat the League of Villains.
"Oh, my gosh, Jimmy," SpongeBob said amazed. "You're such a genius! Have you ever thought about what'd it be like to be just a normal kid?"
"Hey, have you guys seen my Loopy Dance?" Jimmy asked after he used the Brain Drain helmet on himself. "I'm loopy! I'm loopy! I'm loopy, loopy, loopy!"
"Um…I think I'd rather be a genius any day." Jimmy answered.
"Being a genius is cool and all," Timmy said. "But it's nothing compared to having Cosmo and Wanda."
Suddenly, Cosmo and Wanda poof right over Timmy.
"He's right," Cosmo said. "Before we came around, you should've seen how miserable he was."
"Really?" Danny wondered. "How did you guys meet Timmy?"
"It's a long story," Wanda mentioned. "But, we'll be happy to tell it."
Next time, Timmy will explain how he met his fairy godparents. Make sure to review.
