Synthetic Cyberspace Manmade Stress Relief
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A/N: Dear reader, we apologise for a continuous mistake in our previous chapter. Gwen's username should read 'I3Rhys' not 'I3Ryhs' a problem occurred when uploading the fic to the interwebs. It should be sorted now. :)
Chapter Two: Jack continues to 'booty shake'.
Video call between Pert Bum and Capn J –
"Do you like that, Perty?" Called Jack, winking at his laptop screen whilst attempting a 'bootyshake' only just hiding his 'little friend' (as Jack had previously referred to it as) with a thin layer of whipped cream.
A trickle of drool dripped from Ianto's wide open mouth onto his bare chest.
"You DO like it! I can see the drool Perty!" Cooed Jack.
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God_Of_Fuck – Wow, although disgusted, I'm rather surprised Ianto is ALOT bigger than Jack. O_O
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I3Rhys – Mmm…
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Pert Bum – You've been watching!? That was MY dance.
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Capn J – Well this is awkward.
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I3Rhys – Not half as awkward as seeing it up close and personal. Goodnight.
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God_Of_Fuck – I'm going to go too. Have fun?
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Video call between Pert Bum and Capn J –
Jack continues to 'booty shake'.
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I3Rhys - Me and Rhys had the most amazing sex last night.
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Pert Bum – Was that before or after Jack's dance?
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I3Rhys – During.
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Pert Bum – Ahhh. It was rather alluring; you have to give him that.
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I3Rhys – Actually it was Rhys' version that I enjoyed. 'Part from we didn't have any cream so we used the leftover spag bol.
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Capn J - Ewh.
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Toshytoshtoshtosh – I wish my sex life was as exciting as yours Gwen.
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I3Rhys – I haven't slept with an Alien though! Yet… Maybe I could convince Rhys to have a threesome with me and Janet.
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Capn J – Ouch.
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Pert Bum – Jack I think you'll find your monosyllabic contributions to the conversation are much appreciated.
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Capn J – Ewh. Ouch. Sounds like a weevil/human sex tape.
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Toshytoshtoshtosh – You disgust me. I was about to ask how you know what that sounds like but I searched weevil/human in the archives and I know now.
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Capn J – Whoops. Don't search it Ianto! It was one time, before you joined Torchwood, I swear!
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Toshytoshtoshtosh – He's right; it dates back to way before you joined.
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Capn J - I was lonely.
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Pert Bum – Awh!
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Capn J – Don't you 'awh' me, Ianto! I'm coming to find you now… You know what it does to me.
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Pert Bum – Gwen? Tosh? Someone? Help.
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Capn J – Muahahaha. You can run but you can't hide.
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Pert Bum – Naked hide and seek! Yay! xxx
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Capn J – xxx
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I3Rhys – Boys.
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Toshytoshtoshtosh – Agreed.
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I3Rhys – It's cute though.
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Toshytoshtoshtosh – Yeah, definitely.
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God_Of_Fuck – Why is Ianto cowering naked behind me?
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Toshytoshtoshtosh – Naked hide and seek.
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God_Of_Fuck – Again?!
A/N: As always, thanks for reading and thanks to those who reviewed on the previous chapter. You really inspired us to keep writing this fic! Loads of love to those who review! Next chapter will be up soon!
