Crzy: Hey, we made it to day two. I'm so happy.

Klutz: Okay, so we have all the same people/vampires/hybrid/werewolves from yesterday…Nope, I'm getting a message that we're missing someone. Looks like a lot of people, but i don't give a crap.

Renesmee: -smiles- can I read the question?

Crzy: Sure, be my guest. The question was from iluvonkeys.

Nessie: 'Akito; are you male or female?'

Crzy: Ah, she's so cute.

Klutz: I never thought you had any emotions other than anger, especially a caring side.

Crzy: Shut it, but she's so cute. Her and Kisa.

Akito: I don't know.

Crzy: -emotion change- how the hell do you not know your gender?

Akito: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Klutz: Minors in the room. –Covers Kisa's and Renesmee's ears-

Crzy: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! ESPECIALLY WHILE CUSSING AT ME! SO RUDE. HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP, DAMN HE/SHE? –Punches Akito in jaw–

Audience: JERRY, JERRY, JERRY…

Klutz: This isn't the damn Jerry Springier show.

Sam: She reminds me of you, Paul.

Monkeychic: What's going on?

Klutz: Akito was…Monkeychic, where the hell were you yesterday?

Monkey: No comment.

Klutz: Why do I hang out with you two?

Crzy & Monkey: Cause you love us.

Klutz: Did you finish fighting?

Crzy: Yeah.

Klutz: Where's Akito?

Crzy: Tori-san took him, seems I almost killed him…or what not.

Yuki/ Kyo: WOOHOO!

Crzy: So, let's continue today's show.

Random person in audience: Haru, will you go out with me?

Haru: I-…

Rin: SIT DOWN…HARU, YOU, TOO

Klutz: Where did you come from?

Crzy: Okay, so, I guess our talk show is bombing. So now, it's a dare thing.

Klutz: No it's not. It's a dare/talk/questions/American Idle thing between Twilight and Furuba.

Crzy: Woo!

Monkey: Uh, Crzygrl, you okay?

Crzy: Nope, I didn't have my nap yet. I'll probably say random stuff.

Klutz: You mean like you always do?

Crzy: …Yeah.

Klutz & Monkey: Okay…

Monkey: Did you take your medication today?

Crzy: You mean the ones I flushed down the toilet?

Monkey: Yeah, those. So, did you take them?

Klutz: Stupid, stupid, stupid! When will Hatori be back?

Crzy: -Takes out ipod and starts listening to music-.

Haru: Damn, those girls are crazy, but they're cute.

Rin: -Slaps Haru in head- shut it.

RING, RING

Crzy: Hello?…Where are they?..Really?…Where was I?…Uh huh…Well, bring them in. Everyone, welcome Shigure and Momiji.

Monkey: They're here?

Crzy: Yeah, and Shigure's drunk.

Klutz: He save any for me?

Shigure: No.

Crzy: SHIGURE! You know, I think writers are cool. Can I have a hug? –Stops two feet away- sorry I don't hug perverts…or drunks…or drunken perverts. Momiji, hug?

Momiji: - Hugs Crzy, and no poof. – No poof?

Crzy: Nope, no poof. As my fellow hostess once said "IAG- no he's still alive… I shall save him with my magic host power hahahaha! (IAG zaps him with MHP aka Magic Host Power)"

Crzy: Yeah, MHP. You can't sue me!

Klutz: Why not?

Crzy: I thought you knew me better than that.

Klutz: - stares off into space – AH, SCARY!

Crzy: Uh huh. Crzyklutz might try to kill me but…she loves Yuki!…and Edward! – Runs behind Kyo, Haru, Emmett, and Jasper. –

Klutz: So? Crzy's loves Kyo and she's IN love with Paul.

Crzy: You have no proof. How'd you find out?

Klutz: Just now…when you didn't disagree. Now, I have proof. It's called an audience.

Monkey: You don't know whom I like.

Crzy & Klutz: HARU!

Monkey: Damn it you two.

-Fist fight begins-

Haru: So,… what now?

Everyone: -Shrug-

Edward: Well, I guess that's it for today.

Bella: See you tomorrow here at…

Audience: Rated. T. For. Language.

Crzy: Mwahaha, -cough, cough- I mean buh bye now, come back soon.