Crzy: Hey, we made it to day two. I'm so happy.
Klutz: Okay, so we have all the same people/vampires/hybrid/werewolves from yesterday…Nope, I'm getting a message that we're missing someone. Looks like a lot of people, but i don't give a crap.
Renesmee: -smiles- can I read the question?
Crzy: Sure, be my guest. The question was from iluvonkeys.
Nessie: 'Akito; are you male or female?'
Crzy: Ah, she's so cute.
Klutz: I never thought you had any emotions other than anger, especially a caring side.
Crzy: Shut it, but she's so cute. Her and Kisa.
Akito: I don't know.
Crzy: -emotion change- how the hell do you not know your gender?
Akito: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Klutz: Minors in the room. –Covers Kisa's and Renesmee's ears-
Crzy: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! ESPECIALLY WHILE CUSSING AT ME! SO RUDE. HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP, DAMN HE/SHE? –Punches Akito in jaw–
Audience: JERRY, JERRY, JERRY…
Klutz: This isn't the damn Jerry Springier show.
Sam: She reminds me of you, Paul.
Monkeychic: What's going on?
Klutz: Akito was…Monkeychic, where the hell were you yesterday?
Monkey: No comment.
Klutz: Why do I hang out with you two?
Crzy & Monkey: Cause you love us.
Klutz: Did you finish fighting?
Crzy: Yeah.
Klutz: Where's Akito?
Crzy: Tori-san took him, seems I almost killed him…or what not.
Yuki/ Kyo: WOOHOO!
Crzy: So, let's continue today's show.
Random person in audience: Haru, will you go out with me?
Haru: I-…
Rin: SIT DOWN…HARU, YOU, TOO
Klutz: Where did you come from?
Crzy: Okay, so, I guess our talk show is bombing. So now, it's a dare thing.
Klutz: No it's not. It's a dare/talk/questions/American Idle thing between Twilight and Furuba.
Crzy: Woo!
Monkey: Uh, Crzygrl, you okay?
Crzy: Nope, I didn't have my nap yet. I'll probably say random stuff.
Klutz: You mean like you always do?
Crzy: …Yeah.
Klutz & Monkey: Okay…
Monkey: Did you take your medication today?
Crzy: You mean the ones I flushed down the toilet?
Monkey: Yeah, those. So, did you take them?
Klutz: Stupid, stupid, stupid! When will Hatori be back?
Crzy: -Takes out ipod and starts listening to music-.
Haru: Damn, those girls are crazy, but they're cute.
Rin: -Slaps Haru in head- shut it.
RING, RING
Crzy: Hello?…Where are they?..Really?…Where was I?…Uh huh…Well, bring them in. Everyone, welcome Shigure and Momiji.
Monkey: They're here?
Crzy: Yeah, and Shigure's drunk.
Klutz: He save any for me?
Shigure: No.
Crzy: SHIGURE! You know, I think writers are cool. Can I have a hug? –Stops two feet away- sorry I don't hug perverts…or drunks…or drunken perverts. Momiji, hug?
Momiji: - Hugs Crzy, and no poof. – No poof?
Crzy: Nope, no poof. As my fellow hostess once said "IAG- no he's still alive… I shall save him with my magic host power hahahaha! (IAG zaps him with MHP aka Magic Host Power)"
Crzy: Yeah, MHP. You can't sue me!
Klutz: Why not?
Crzy: I thought you knew me better than that.
Klutz: - stares off into space – AH, SCARY!
Crzy: Uh huh. Crzyklutz might try to kill me but…she loves Yuki!…and Edward! – Runs behind Kyo, Haru, Emmett, and Jasper. –
Klutz: So? Crzy's loves Kyo and she's IN love with Paul.
Crzy: You have no proof. How'd you find out?
Klutz: Just now…when you didn't disagree. Now, I have proof. It's called an audience.
Monkey: You don't know whom I like.
Crzy & Klutz: HARU!
Monkey: Damn it you two.
-Fist fight begins-
Haru: So,… what now?
Everyone: -Shrug-
Edward: Well, I guess that's it for today.
Bella: See you tomorrow here at…
Audience: Rated. T. For. Language.
Crzy: Mwahaha, -cough, cough- I mean buh bye now, come back soon.
