Wonderful Talk Show Returns!
Narrator:Welcome back to another episode of Wonderful Talk Show... We don't know why you came back, you must be insane.
Me:Well that's nice.
Skye:Very...
Me:So, only one review eh?
Skye:Yep.
Me:Talk shows aren't very popular nowadays, huh?
Skye:Yep.
Me:Is that all you ever say?
Skye:Yep.
Me:Okay... Nightmare, the review please.
Nightmare:Of course... I am a stegosaurus asdf movie reviewed.
Well this should be good.
I dare the lot of yous to watch zombieland, and yes Alice, that means watching people die brutally.
Black has to start a curse jar for everytime he swears. Sky and Kirara decide what he's to pay up in it.
and I dare Blood to run about singing how gay he is. (Sorry mate but I just hate you)
Me:Well that's a strange review... Not that I haven't had any ones that were more unusual before.
Skye:Uh-huh... So let's watch Zombieland. Alice, do we have to strap you down, or will you watch without trying to run away?
Alice:... I'd rather watch it than be forced to watch it... Which in my opinion makes no sense at all, but I'll watch it...
Me:Then let the movie begin!
[1-2 hours later..]
Alice:... *eye twitches*
Skye:Nyeh.. *shrugs*
Me:It was pretty good.. I've seen better though.
Boris:Dude! That was awesome!
Dee/Dum:And the parts with the weapons!
Vivaldi:Humph. Such idiots, making us watch such a movie.
Skye:Anyways, Black, if you swear, you'll have to pay us...
Me:100 dollars!
Skye:Kira onee-san, make a reasonable amount...
Me:Fine, you decide then...
Skye:How about... for every time you swear, you put a dollar in the swearing jar. Is that reasonable enough?
Black:Tch, whatever...
Skye:Good. That was easier than I thought.
Me:*poking Black to annoy him*
Black:DAMN IT YOU LITTLE FUCKING BRAT! STOP POKING ME!
Skye:Onee-san! Stop it! *prying Kirara off of Black*
Me:He swore!
Skye:No, it doesn't count... You were doing it on purpose...
Me:Dang it... Well, Blood has to run around naked singing about how gay he is.
Skye:No he doesn't... It just says to run around singi-
Me:*covers her mouth*Shhh! So, Blood, do it.
Blood:Pardon me, but I don't have to do this. We get 3 skips for each episode correct?
Skye:*nods and bites my hand*
Me:*lets go*Ow!
Blood:Then I choose to skip.
Me:Nope! According to the talk show rule book section A 47, paragraph 8, line 3 (yes this is all made up), if it involves singing, dancing, or any other athletic or energetic movement/action, then the person or people given the dare must do it, for health stuff.
Blood:... Who made that book?
Skye:Who else?
Me:MEMEMEMEME! *raises hand and jumps around*
Skye:... Please just do it, and I'll try to work something out with Kira-nee about that book.
Blood:*sighs*Very well. Elliot, hold my clothes.
Elliot:Wait wha-*gets hit in the face with Blood's clothes and cane*
Skye:O_O *closes eyes and covers mine*
Me:LOL WHUT?
All:*eye twitches*
Blood:*starts running around*I am gay~ Oh very, very gay~ I'm almost as gay as Ju~stin Beiber~ I am the definition of gay, if you look up gay in a dictionary, you'll see my picture and na~me~!
Narrator:... Well that's all the time we have, goodbye everyone, see you in the next episode.
Host: Kirara(Sharon) Sakino
Co-Host: Skye(Fumiku/Nyanko) Natsumi
Editor: Lexi Sakino
Planning: Skye Natsumi
© Characters belong to Quinrose, talk show belongs to Kirara Skaino and Skye Natsumi. Thank you for your cooperation.
