Wonderful Talk Show Returns!


Narrator:Welcome back to another episode of Wonderful Talk Show... We don't know why you came back, you must be insane.

Me:Well that's nice.

Skye:Very...

Me:So, only one review eh?

Skye:Yep.

Me:Talk shows aren't very popular nowadays, huh?

Skye:Yep.

Me:Is that all you ever say?

Skye:Yep.

Me:Okay... Nightmare, the review please.

Nightmare:Of course... I am a stegosaurus asdf movie reviewed.


Well this should be good.

I dare the lot of yous to watch zombieland, and yes Alice, that means watching people die brutally.

Black has to start a curse jar for everytime he swears. Sky and Kirara decide what he's to pay up in it.

and I dare Blood to run about singing how gay he is. (Sorry mate but I just hate you)


Me:Well that's a strange review... Not that I haven't had any ones that were more unusual before.

Skye:Uh-huh... So let's watch Zombieland. Alice, do we have to strap you down, or will you watch without trying to run away?

Alice:... I'd rather watch it than be forced to watch it... Which in my opinion makes no sense at all, but I'll watch it...

Me:Then let the movie begin!

[1-2 hours later..]

Alice:... *eye twitches*

Skye:Nyeh.. *shrugs*

Me:It was pretty good.. I've seen better though.

Boris:Dude! That was awesome!

Dee/Dum:And the parts with the weapons!

Vivaldi:Humph. Such idiots, making us watch such a movie.

Skye:Anyways, Black, if you swear, you'll have to pay us...

Me:100 dollars!

Skye:Kira onee-san, make a reasonable amount...

Me:Fine, you decide then...

Skye:How about... for every time you swear, you put a dollar in the swearing jar. Is that reasonable enough?

Black:Tch, whatever...

Skye:Good. That was easier than I thought.

Me:*poking Black to annoy him*

Black:DAMN IT YOU LITTLE FUCKING BRAT! STOP POKING ME!

Skye:Onee-san! Stop it! *prying Kirara off of Black*

Me:He swore!

Skye:No, it doesn't count... You were doing it on purpose...

Me:Dang it... Well, Blood has to run around naked singing about how gay he is.

Skye:No he doesn't... It just says to run around singi-

Me:*covers her mouth*Shhh! So, Blood, do it.

Blood:Pardon me, but I don't have to do this. We get 3 skips for each episode correct?

Skye:*nods and bites my hand*

Me:*lets go*Ow!

Blood:Then I choose to skip.

Me:Nope! According to the talk show rule book section A 47, paragraph 8, line 3 (yes this is all made up), if it involves singing, dancing, or any other athletic or energetic movement/action, then the person or people given the dare must do it, for health stuff.

Blood:... Who made that book?

Skye:Who else?

Me:MEMEMEMEME! *raises hand and jumps around*

Skye:... Please just do it, and I'll try to work something out with Kira-nee about that book.

Blood:*sighs*Very well. Elliot, hold my clothes.

Elliot:Wait wha-*gets hit in the face with Blood's clothes and cane*

Skye:O_O *closes eyes and covers mine*

Me:LOL WHUT?

All:*eye twitches*

Blood:*starts running around*I am gay~ Oh very, very gay~ I'm almost as gay as Ju~stin Beiber~ I am the definition of gay, if you look up gay in a dictionary, you'll see my picture and na~me~!

Narrator:... Well that's all the time we have, goodbye everyone, see you in the next episode.


Host: Kirara(Sharon) Sakino

Co-Host: Skye(Fumiku/Nyanko) Natsumi

Editor: Lexi Sakino

Planning: Skye Natsumi

© Characters belong to Quinrose, talk show belongs to Kirara Skaino and Skye Natsumi. Thank you for your cooperation.