Hello, you readers out there! Well, we're on to the next advancement of Holidays. Disclaimer: I do not own a single thing copy righted. I give you my word.

The three boys met in the empty town hall, each bringing something important to the holiday of Christmas. Gill brought books and documents all about the event and its customs, Chase brought a Christmas cook book, and Luke brought Gray. When I mean Luke brought Gray, I mean he dragged/carried Gray all the way to the empty town hall. Then they tied the unfortunate young man to a chair. "We need answers!" yelled Luke, slapping him once in a while. Gray whimpered. "LUKE! SHUDDAP! I'm trying to read!" hissed Gill, from the corner.

"Okay, so what did you guys get?" asked Chase. "Well, I learned that the whole thing about Christmas is to worship a fat old man named Santa Claus. If the people appease to him, Santa Clause will shower them with gifts. I also learned that Christmas is about giving each other gifts, like a birthday, except you give everyone a gift. Also, a famous Christmas custom is to put these gifts under a tree, a Christmas tree. The family dresses up the Christmas tree in lights, and ornaments. Also, the people hang a stocking by a fireplace for their "Santa" to put gifts in, and they give him an offering of cookies and milk," said Gill. The two other boys just stared. "Hey! I thought we worshiped the Harvest Goddess," said Chase, looking confused. "Whatever, just as long as Angela's happy. Gray told me a bunch of Christmas carols! He also said that people like to dress up as this Santa Claus, for tradition, or something. Their also supposed to dress up as…FLYING DEER! And other random stuffs," said Luke. "I found out that Christmas is a carnivorous event, and that we roast chicken, turkey, AND pigs. Also, a lot of sweets are going along. It's going to be hard to make such a feast," said Chase. Out of nowhere, came Elli done watching House. "YOU BETTER DO IT! IT'S FOR ANGELA!" screamed Elli, and she ran to go watch more medical dramas. "So I'll ask a village elder for a stocking, and I'll make some gift wrap. Luke! You're to cut down a tree-"started Gill. "WOOOOOOOT! TREES! YEAH!" yelled Luke. "*AHEM* and you and Owen will find jewels, to turn into orna-ments, and Chase…. It's pretty self-explanatory," said Gill. "But-but- there is no way you're going to make me dress up in anything, but my apron and regular clothes! And I don't like singing!" said Chase. "Oh, you'll dress up and sing, won't you?" asked Elli sweetly. "Uh…" said Chase. "YES MA'M!" yelled Gill. "I'll go ask Julius to make us clothes or something," sighed Gill. "I'm still not gonna-" started Chase.

IN THE FOREST

Luke began felling a tree. He chose a birch tree. Yup, they were going to be screwed.

IN THE CLOTHES SHOP

"Julius, I… have to ask… a favor of you," Gill forced out. "Heh, what do you want, pretty boy?" asked Julius. Gill was about to attack him, but he kept his cool. "I need clothes looking like…this," said Gill, shamefacedly as he handed him some documents of the "costumes." Julius was…. Well he was…. ROFLOLMAOing on the floor. If that made any sense. Gill sighed.

IN THE KITCHEN

"Candy canes…? What in the name of the HG are these?" muttered Chase to himself. The oven dinged, at the same time the water boiled. He left his mixing on the table and ran around in the kitchen willy-nilly.

IN THE MINE

Luke and Owen dug up many semi-precious jewels, which were more fit for the gem collection in the Museum of Natural History nearby the Hope Diamond. The instead asked Ramsey and the graveyard lady to turn them into little balls, and other ornaments.

AT THE END OF THE DAY

"Okay you all, I know it's been a long day and such, but I need you to try these on," said Gill, handing out the costumes. "I AM NOT GOING TO DRESS LIKE A FLYING DEER!" said Chase. "Well, if we're going to dress like this, then what are you going to be, Gill?" asked Luke, poking at his reindeer costume. "I- You'll see later! But we do need to get each other gifts. That is what we'll be doing Christmas Eve. Other than the preparing. Then we make our grand entrance, tomorrow at six A.M."said Gill."I don't want to wake up at-" started Chase.

IN THE HOSPITAL

"Jin…" murmured Angela. It seemed that she was out of her whole song phase. "Yes?" asked the doctor, quite frightened. "Come closer," she whispered. "CLOSER," she croaked. " I need…for you to get… three brightly colored boxes under my bed in my farm. GO!" said Angela, and she fainted.

CHRISTMAS EVE

Basically, everyone was running around like psychos trying to get their work done. Not an eventful day.

Christmas DAY

"HAPPY CHRISTMAS ANGELA!" yelled Luke, bounding from the door. "We wish you a happy Christmas, we wish you a happy Christmas, and A MERRY NEW YEAR!" sang both Chase and Luke. Angela woke up to see a brightly lit birch tree, Luke and Chase as reindeers, and presents precariously stacked on TOP of the tree. "Aww, you guys! I thought it was a Merry Christmas, and a HAPPY New Year, though," said Angela. "HO HO HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS!" came an emotionless voice. Everyone turned to see…Gill. Dressed up in a Santa outfit. The two other boys laughed themselves, sick. Angela stared. She was mentally disturbed. "SHUDDUP!" roared Gill, and he yanked the costume off. "PRESENTS!" yelled Gill, changing the subject.

Presents

"OPEN MINE FIRST ANGELA!" yelled Luke, shoving her a small, badly wrapped package. "Aww, it's a charm bracelet!" said Angela. On it were two deformed deadish looking reindeer and a broken sled. "I'll treasure it forever," said Angela, warmly. "Happy Christmas, Angela," said Chase, shyly. It was candy. A LOT of candy. "THANK YOU CHASE!" Angela yelped excitedly. Angela gave Luke a mystrille ore for his axe, a new titanium spatula for Chase, and a desk set for Gill. "Here," said Gill, unenthusiastically. It was… a brochure. Angela began to cry.

CHRISTMAS DINNER

"Mmmm. This chicken's really something! You outdid yourself Chase!" said Angela. "Thank you," said Chase, smiling. "It reminds me of Cotton, my chicken back home. I wonder how she's doing?" said Angela, thoughtfully. Chase gulped. Gil face-palmed.

THE END OF CHRISTMAS
"YOU GUYS ARE THE BESTEST!" yelled Angela. Group hug. "Can't wait to celebrate more holidays. I mean with New Year so close by, and Valentine's Day!" said Angela, smiling. "We're screwed," thought the three boys simultaneously.

Author's Notes. Okay, done with the newest segment! Phew. Well, I know it's nowhere near Christmas, but I just thought I should get everybody excited for the holidays. ^^