Wow, so hey everybody I'm back with the next installment of She's such a guy. I'm sorry it took so long to get this up, but two things happened. One: I started writing this chapter a few days after I uploaded the first one and i had a lot of things to do that week (especially on Halloween, had to give the candy to the kiddies and all) and couldn't find much time to write this chapter that week. Two: this chapter got a bit wordy...okay a bit is an understatement it got SUPER wordy! So here's the deal; this is only half of chapter two due to how wordy the chapter was. Don't I wrote well into the second half before putting this up here so you can expect the next part soon. I'm gonna try for this weekend but I have a term paper due the 20th so I may not post it then, but definitely the weekend of the 20th since the 21st starts my Thanksgiving break. :D so for now relax and enjoy part A (or part one for you nitpick-y people) of Chapter 2 of "She's Such a Guy."
Disclaimer: read it in chapter one if you haven't read it already.
She's Such a Guy…
Lesson 2 Part A: How to Troll Someone Awake.
I woke up the next morning, groggy as always. Sorry, but I just love to sleep; It's the only thing better than eating. I would've slept longer too, but there was this slight problem. I was freezing! How the hell does it get so cold in the middle of summer? Wait let me rephrase that, in the middle of summer on a FRIGGIN' TROPICAL ISLAND?! I mean it makes no sense right?
Whatever, I'll just grab my blanket and…WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BLANKET?! No wonder I was so cold last night, I had nothing to cover me with!
"Funny, I coulda sworn that I had a blanket-" And that's when I remembered last night. I did have a blanket last night, but it wasn't mine; it was Kairi's. I must've used the last ounce of my brain power to take the mental note that to thank her (proven by the fact that I remember that I have to do that) instead of focusing on the more important of the two: taking the friggin' thing with me to bed.
Since my brain was working now I decided to get outta bed and get ready for the day. I walked over to my closet, flung open the doors and found…empty space. Now the pieces of the puzzle were fitting together. Kairi didn't give me her blanket outta kindness, she did it 'cause she had to. See, my blanket is the softest, warmest, most comfortable blanket in my house and whenever Riku and Kairi stay over for the night they always try to weasel my blanket off of me, so when Kairi noticed that I was asleep on the couch she must've went into my room and stole my blanket. Ah, but that's only part of her grand evil scheme. When she went into my room to take my blanket, she probably remembered that she hasn't done her laundry in a while (seeing as how it's sprawled all over the floor of the laundry room in my house). Since she was in my room anyway, she must've figured I didn't care about my clothes enough to notice that one shirt (the only shirt) in my closet would be missing and took it so she could do her laundry in clean clothes.
What, you don't believe me? Alright, I betcha' ten munny that if I go into Kairi's room right now my blanket will be in there, and within five minutes Kairi will walk in here with a basket full of her clothes wearing my shirt; deal? Alright then, let's go to Kairi's room first.
I walked over to Kairi's room, flung open the door and looked straight to her bed. Sure enough, there was my blanket; sitting right on top of her bed (told you she took it). I was about to yank my blanket off of her bed, when I heard a knock at the door. I figured it was Kairi and she couldn't open the door because she was carrying a boatload of clothes. One of the very few feminine things about Kairi is her amount of clothes she owns…though I guess it's not very feminine since they're all boys' clothes. I angrily strode over to the door and flung it open.
"Alright Kairi, now you're gonna…" I stopped short as I found that it wasn't Kairi who was standing in front of me. Instead it was a girl, one I'm very familiar with, with short, jet-black hair; big, blue eyes; and the cutest, wittle face that you can just pin-uh…yeah…forget I said anything.
"Hey there little sis, what're you up to?" It was my little sister Xion. She was wearing her favorite black skull print T-shirt, and some khaki shorts with a whole bunch of pockets. She looked up at me and smiled before saying anything to me.
"Oh, nothing really; Mom just wanted to know if you were still gonna be home today."
"Oh, she did, did she? Tell her that I might go over to Roxas' later, but if not I'll be home." She probably wants me to clean my room or something.
"Okay then, I'll go tell her…Hey Sora, is Riku still here too?" Huh? Why would she be asking about Riku?
"Uh, he should be getting up right about now to get ready for his classes today; why do you wanna know?" I saw her face go red really fast and she turned away from me before speaking.
"N-no reason, I just thought he had left already is all...anyway I'll go tell Mom you're up, bye Sora!"
"Hold on a second." She's hiding something from me I just know it, and I think I know who it's about. She stopped dead in her tracks and slowly turned around looking nervously at me.
"You're hiding something from me, and I think I know what it is." She suddenly had an extreme interest in the blades of grass beneath her feet when I said that. Jeez, what's Kairi doing that would have Xion acting all weird?
"Look Sora-"
"Alright; where is she, and what is she doing?" She looked back up at me, looking confused as all get-out.
"What? Sora, who are you talking about?" She said obviously playing dumb.
"You know who, now tell me where she is and what she's doing." I tried to give my best "intimidating-big-brother" voice, but it apparently wasn't too convincing.
"Sora, I honestly have no idea what you're talking about." Obviously I would need to be direct to learn what I wanted to know.
"Kairi, Xion, I'm talking about Kairi. I know you know where she is and what she's doing so spill it." I gave her a very stern older-sibling voice to try and make her spill her guts, and then the strangest thing happened.
She started laughing. More specifically; she was laughing at me. I thought she was making fun of me for a sec, but her laugh didn't sound like a mocking one; it was more like a laugh of relief. I wonder why she's laughing like that? Hmm, hey why are you guys face-palming? Did I miss something?
Anyway, her laughing eventually got to me and I started laughing right along with her. We laughed for a good two minutes until Xion finally calmed down to tell me what she knew.
"I-I, haha, I think she's taking a shower right now, she was carrying your shirt though."
"Ah-ha! I knew she had my shirt, the dirty little…" I cut my sentence short when I remembered my little sister was there. I thanked her for the information and was about to head back to when Xion called out to me again.
"Hey Sora?"
"What is it Xion?" I got my answer when she gave me a big ol'hug
"Thanks for making me laugh." Aww, she's so cute sometimes. Like a little girl…*sniff.*
"Of course, what else are big brothers for?" I asked hugging her back.
She was about to answer that when a shot her look that said "Don't finish that thought." She simply smiled at me and walked back inside. Guess I'll just head back to the bungalow now and wait for Kairi. You guys probably want to know how we even got that thing huh? Well it's sorta a long story…
First off, I'm not rich, so we didn't just buy the bungalow outta the blue; actually we've had the bungalow ever since I was about five or six; it just didn't look as nice as it does now. My dad and uncle built me, Riku, and Kairi our very own little clubhouse to play around in. I still remember how mad Kairi and I got when my Dad said that we'd be the ones to be the mommy and daddy when we play house, ha-ha the look on our faces. Anyway, so we friggin' loved that clubhouse all throughout our childhood, but unfortunately as time goes on you kinda outgrow things, and when we were 13 we outgrew our little clubhouse; literally. Now any normal parents would've just sold it or scrapped it or whatever…but my Dad is far from normal, and me and my friends still loved that little house to death. So one day I looked up at my dad, gave him the most pathetic looking pout I could muster, and asked if he could make our clubhouse bigger. He gave me a look, flashed me a smile, flexed his muscles and said:
"Sora, your Dad can do just about anything. Just say the word and I'll fix that old clubhouse good as new for you and your friends."
I miss the days when my Dad and I were like that…uh, I mean…never mind. Anyway, after about three years the little house got too small again so me and my friends decided to take it upon ourselves to make it bigger; which turned out to be harder than we thought. It took some time, money, manual labor, and a lot of lawn mowing, but we finally finished it around the beginning of summer last year. We actually stayed in it that summer too, but found that we couldn't exactly live comfortably in it…well comfortably probably isn't the right word; more like we couldn't live in it without boredom. We literally had nothing to do in it, so about half way through the summer we asked my parents if we could have electricity installed into the bungalow. They immediately shot down the idea, but we all kept at it and I'm proud to say that by the end of summer they caved-in and paid to have the electricity from the house also go to the bungalow (I swear they were crying when they handed the check over to the electrician). The only downside to the electricity is that I won't be getting a car (or a license for that matter) anytime soon, but hey that's fine by me; who needs a car when you got two friends that'll be your chauffeur?
Speaking of the bungalow, I'm there right now; basking in its awesomeness! I've been waiting for Kairi for about…mmm, twenty minutes now? Okay so it was more like five, but can you blame me? I was starting to get super bored and really annoyed.
"Jeez, what's taking her so long? It shouldn't take an hour-" just as I said that Kairi walked into the bungalow carrying a basket of clothes. Correction, she walked into the bungalow carrying a basket of clothes wearing my shirt. Correction again; she walked into the bungalow carrying a basket of clothes wearing my shirt and nothing else (okay she might've been wearing underwear but she definitely had no pants)! I stared in awe as she just waltzed right in and waved to me really fast like she didn't just walk in practically naked! I was so in shock that I actually watched her go all the way to her room; my mouth hanging wide open. After she closed her door, I realized what I was doing and just turned my head toward the TV; my face becoming extremely warm. Yeah, I know; I'm such a creeper.
About a minute later, she came back (thankfully with a full set of clothes on) and threw my shirt back in my face. I guess she saw how I was looking at her and was a little peeved about it.
"Thanks for letting me borrow your shirt." She said with a smirk.
"Let you?! You came into my room when I was sleeping on the couch and took it outta my closet!" I said with sarcastic venom in my voice. Seriously Kairi, who do you think your fooling?
"Hey, just 'cause I didn't ask doesn't mean you didn't let me borrow it. I mean what am I gonna do, steal it for myself?" She jokingly questioned as she got a water bottle from the mini-fridge.
"Maybe, it is my favorite shirt for a reason; it's comfortable, soft, and pretty bad ass looking." I said with a…you know what do you even need to hear me say it? And yes, that shirt is B-A! I mean it's a shirt with a Dragon made outta fire; fighting a tiger made outa rocks and their blood splatters are rocks breaking off the tiger and giant spouts of fire jumping off the Dragon. To me that defines badass.
"Well you got me on that, but I'm living here for the summer. Where would I take it, my house? It's not even worth the walk to steal that shirt." She said almost sarcastically, and took a big swig of her water bottle.
"Y'know, I don't whether to be insulted or relieved to hear that." I joked.
We shared a small laugh after that and just sat quietly for a bit. I looked over at her and was about to say something, but stopped when I noticed something about Kairi. She was really pretty.
I know I stated she was hot ("smoking hot" I think were my exact words), but to me hot and pretty are on two completely different levels. And right now, Kairi was looking pretty uh…pretty. She has this vibrant, deep-red hair that makes her stand out in a crowd of people; especially outside when it's sunny out and her hair shines in the light. Her skin has a tannish complexion, but it's not one that's overbearing or strange; to put it simply: it's the perfect tan. She has this small, dainty build (but trust me; that build is a lie) which gives her this really great figure; even through all the boys clothes. But I think the prettiest thing that Kairi has, outta all that, is her eyes. They're this kinda blue-ish indigo color, extremely vibrant, and something else…It's kinda hard to describe, but when you look into her eyes you get this…warm sensation shooting through your body; like someone put a giant blanket around you and set you by a fire. All in all, she's really pretty, so she's got that going for her. Now all that's left is that personality of hers, but if you can get around that she'd be totally date-able…n-not that I want to date her, I just meant in general.
I must've been staring longer than I thought cause the next thing I knew; there was a fist hitting my shoulder and a snickering Kairi sitting beside me.
"Jeez Sora; Take a picture next time it'll last longer…and it probably won't hit you." She said, still snickering about me looking at her.
"Dude, even if I had a camera connected to me I wouldn't take a picture of you!" I retorted.
"Please, you know you want a piece of this!" She gestured to her entire body when she said that, which kinda embarrassed me (since I sorta did admit that to being true).
"Shaddap." I stated turning my head away from her to hide the embarrassing color on my face. Suddenly I felt my neck being slightly crushed under the strong (but dainty) arm of my friend.
"Aw, did I embarrass little Sora? Were my thoughts a little too dirty for his innocent little mind?" I was going to shoot another comeback at her when something dawned on me.
"Hey Kairi, what time is it?" she looked at me for a sec; then pulled out her phone (with me still in a headlock) and we both checked the time. It was about five minutes after Riku was supposed to get his lazy ass outta bed. Kairi and I looked at each other and grinned evilly.
"So Brain, what are we gonna do this morning?" I asked trying my best to sound like Pinky (and succeeded).
"The same thing we do every morning Pinky," Kairi played along "Try to wake up Riku!"
"Aw, he looks like a sleeping angel." Kairi jokingly cooed. Yeah a real angel alright; complete with drooling mouth, pillow groping, and a dangling blanket over his shoulder and through his legs. I will never know how that happened.
"Yup, he sure does. How are we gonna wake him up?" I asked in my normal volume. Don't worry; Riku won't wake up. It'd take a train to wake him up…and that's only if it ran over his hair.
"Hmm, let's see…How about cold water on his face?" Kairi suggested.
"Nah, too cliché; plus he'd probably make us wash his sheets and stuff."
"Yeah, that's probably true."
"Maybe cold ice in his pants?"
"It'd work, but I'm pretty sure he still wants kids so that's a no."
"Yeah, then he'd probably curse me to have horribly deformed kids or something."
We kept racking our brains to find the most obnoxious, loudest thing that Riku would absolutely…I GOT IT!
"KAIRI!" I shouted
"Shush, Sora! We don't want to ruin the plan!" oops, right guess I forgot.
"That's just it; I thought of what we could do!"
"What is it?"
"What's the one thing that Riku hates more than anything else?"
"That would be getting rick roll'd." yeah I know; kinda stupid, but hey at least it's something that involves sound; we couldn't troll him as badly if it didn't.
"Exactly, and what do we know about Riku when he's sleeping?
"He talks in his sleep and imagines—I think I see where this is going…it's a great idea!" She said with an evil grin.
"Good so you understand the plan?"
"Sure do, now set it up I'll just wait here for you."
I walked over to my sleeping friend and got really close to him so I could talk in his ear.
"Hey there Riku."
"Oh hey Sora, how's it going?" he said in a tired voice.
"Pretty good, except your beating me in this game of horse we're playing."
"That's 'cause you can't get on my level." I laughed inwardly at that one, though I really can't beat him at horse, damn trick shots.
"Yeah, I know. Hey, check that out Riku; there's some hottie checking you out right now!" I said in false enthusiasm.
"What, where? I don't see her." He said still in a tired voice; proof that he's still sleeping.
"She's over there, at nine o'clock." He turned his head a little in his sleep, obviously looking for the "girl of his dreams."
"Oh, I see her now. Wow, she is really hot."
"C'mon let's go talk to her."
"Okay."
"Oh, she's turning around; she must've heard us talking."
"Awesome, now it takes less effort."
"Sure does. Dude, you ready for this she's turning around, she's almost looking at you!"
"Sweeeeeeet."
"You ready for this?" I said while backing up toward Kairi, getting ready to the greatest rick roll of our lives. "She'll be turned around in 3…2…1!" Kairi and I started to sing in unison at the tops of our lungs.
"NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP! NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN! NEVER GONNA TURN AROUND AND DESERT YOU!"
The look on Riku's was…so…priceless! It was like a cross between completely disgusted, utterly infuriated, and totally terrified!
"WHAT THE FUCK! GODDAMMIT YOU GUYS; CUT THAT SHIT OUT BEFORE I RIP YOUR SPINE THROUGH YOU CHEST AND SMASH YOUR RIBS!"
We stopped singing alright, but that was so we could start laughing! It was just too funny; such an over-reaction deserves a medal of some kind. Riku threw a pillow in my face to get me to stop laughing; didn't work.
"SHUT UP you guys! I hate you guys so much right now! Remind me to kill you both later." Riku scowled.
"Sure thing R…Riku. But first, I…ha…I would like to give you this Emmy for such a great performance; HAHAHA!" my sides are still splitting from that one. I just couldn't stop laughing.
"You…you need…ha-ha…you need to see the look on your face, it's too good to be true! HA-haha-ha!" Riku turned to his desk mirror to look at his face and he even he couldn't help laughing at his own stupid expression.
"I look like I wanna rip someone's heart out!"
"Actually I think it was more like 'I'm going to rip out your spine through your chest and break your ribs,' so you skipped over the heart."
"Shaddap, so what'd you guys wake me up for anyway?"
Kairi and I looked at each other extremely confused.
"Dude, do you know what time it is?"
"Nah, not really; is there something important going on?"
"Uh, Riku…you have class in like fifteen minutes."
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!"
Riku turned over in his bed to look at his clock and saw (probably) that Kairi was right.
"Shit, shit, shit, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiit! I gotta get ready; I gotta fuckin' go!" Riku repeated that little mantra all throughout his morning routine, to which Kairi and I got a front row seat. And before you even start; it is not gay to watch your best friend get dressed in the morning…okay it's a little gay, but if you've ever seen Riku without his shirt you'd be staring at him too, regardless of your gender. I mean he's got this long, silver-colored hair that falls in front of his face; giving him this edgy, emotionally battered kinda look (and from what I hear; chicks dig that) and these bright-blue eyes that draw you in. His skin is…okay y'know when I said Kairi had a perfect tan? I lied; she has a near perfect tan; Riku has a perfect tan. I mean the man's fucking bronzed his tan is so good! Oh, and don't even get me started on his muscles 'cause to put it plainly; you can grind beef on four of his eight abs (although he's a bit lanky, he's got some well-defined muscles)! Oh yeah, there is a damn reason he's the captain, closer, and the best slugger of our high school baseball team; man's friggin' god-like!
After collecting everything he needed from his room he was about to leave, when he stopped and asked:
"Do you guys think I have enough time to shower?" Oh boy, time for another sarcastic joke!
"Well seeing as how your version of a 'short shower' is thirty minutes long; I'd say probably not."
If he weren't in such a hurry he'd probably laugh at that, at least chuckle at it, but all I got was an agitated "Urgh" and a middle finger as he ran out the door. Oh well, easy come easy go I guess (I have no idea if that fits but I just don't care enough to bother with it). So now I was alone with Kairi yet again. We looked at each other for a second before walking to the living room and plopping our happy asses down on the couch.
"So now what?" Kairi was the first of us to speak
"I don't know Dude, Riku's gone and there's no one around to annoy for entertainment."
"Geez, its times like these that I actually missed school"
"Kairi, don't ever say that! That's a bad word…er, phrase!" I said in a mockingly-parental tone.
"Well then Mr. Boredom-breaker," she said sarcastically "What do you suppose we do?"
I racked my brain for a bit, and then I remembered a key detail from yesterday that needed some attention.
"Well Kairi," I said with a cheeky smirk-turned-grin "there is one thing I can think of."
Grr, I shoulda never said anything about our rematch. So I lost again in a best two outta three match. I mean it was on the third match, but I still lost; I even used my best character and tried so very hard to beat her. I think the worst part was that I made that stupid bet with her. Damn me and my overconfidence sometimes.
"Alright Sora, I won so now what is it that you have to tell me?"
"Fuck that, I'm not doing it. It was a stupid bet anyway."
"Sora, you're the one who came up with the bet; you have to follow through with it. We even shook hands on it." Oh no, you're not getting me to say that stuff.
"As the one who came up with bet, I can choose whether or not to call it off after the hand shake; so Neh!" I said sticking out my tongue.
"Okay, you asked for it." The next thing I knew I was in yet another of Kairi's headlocks of death.
"Still…not…sayin' it." I managed to choke out.
"Sora let me ask you something. Which is worse; admitting defeat in private between just you and me or having to do it in public while wearing some tighty-whities and googley-eye glasses as the entire school watches?" Wow that's some real sadistic shit. Seriously, I think this hits a whole new level of evil.
"Okay…okay…I give, I give!" She let go of me, obviously proud of her accomplishment to get me to do one of the most embarrassing things in my life, but it's better than doing this in public.
"Alright, now get down on your knees," I did as was commanded "now take my hands."
"Whoa, that wasn't part of the bet."
"Look either grab my hands now, or do it in pub-"
"Okay, okay; I get already. I'm grabbing them now, jeez!" what is with her and being so damn demanding?!
"Now, I believe you have something you need to say to me…" She smirked as I let out a long sigh and began to regret ever wanting a rematch. I looked up at her began to speak.
"I am a worthless toad." She began chuckling and snickering as I started to say this ridiculous, stupid, idiotic…thing. I really don't know what else to call it.
"You are the greatest person I've ever met" Now her snickering went into full on laughter.
"You are a superior human being." Someone please kill me.
"I will never meet someone as amazing as you in this or any other life time." Now her laughter seemed to die down a bit.
"I love you and I want to bear your children." Then it picked right back up…though this time it didn't sound the same. I sounded more like a giggle than a laugh (a horrible, mocking, and sinister laugh), but that's impossible because Kairi doesn't giggle (I'm pretty sure she's actually physically incapable of doing that).
I let out my final sigh of defeat as I bowed my head down and Kairi's mocking laughs came back at full force. No way was I gonna let Kairi beat me this easily. I quickly thought of a devious plot and put it into action.
"Well, that was fun." She said as if nothing unusual happened. She tried to leave, but I held onto her hands so she couldn't move. Then I pulled her in toward me (I actually almost made our foreheads smack together, luckily I have great reflexes), grabbed her by the shoulders, and looked straight in her eyes. She looked so confused I almost broke out into laughter, but I had plan and was going to see it through to the end.
"Kairi, will you marry me?" I asked, trying my best to make it sound real. All she did was sit there for a moment, shocked and confused at what I asked. Then her face turned a really bright red.
"Wha…wha…what?" she asked. And then I just started to laugh and laugh and laugh! My sides were gonna split right open. And Kairi was just so pissed. How do I know she was pissed? Well, as I was laughing at her, Kairi was screaming at me and kicking me really hard (seriously if she kicked any harder, she probably would've broken my ribs.)
"SORA, YOU ASSHOLE! WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!"
"HA-HAHA-HA…OW…HA-HA-HA-HAHA-HA-HAHAHA-HAHA…OW…HA-AH!" I was laughing so hard not even her bone-shattering kicks could stop me! It was just too funny!
"I FUCKING HATE YOU SORA!" She was starting to walk away, and I didn't want her to stay mad at me, so I figured I'd apologize…if I could stop laughing.
"Kai…ha…Kairi wait! I'm…haha…I'm sorry! Really I am, but you have to admit you kinda set yourself up for that one! I mean c'mon, having me hold your hands while I told you I loved you? Besides, it's only fair that I get you back for that whole thing, so I think we're even huh?"
She thought about for a moment and then she started laughing too. This lasted for about, mmm…two minutes maybe before we both calmed down.
"O-okay Sora, I think all is forgiven now, right?"
"Yeah, all is forgiven."
"So, now what are we gonna do, it's only like twelve and Riku doesn't get back until four."
I put my hand to my chin and went through everything that was in my head for options that day. We could go to the park, but it's supposed to be really hot today (like a hundred degrees) and that'll just ruin it for me. I was also hungry so we needed somewhere with food, preferably of the free variety. I Puzzled and puzzled until my puzzler was sore (yay Dr. Seuss!) then I got an idea. Actually, I just remembered I wanted to go to Roxas' house earlier when I saw Xion.
"How about we head over to Roxas' house? I'm sure him and Naminé are having some quality private time and I have a duty to ensure that they have as little of that as possible!" I grinned. Yeah, I know you knew that already, I just like to tell you these things okay?
"Hey, yeah. We never did get to finish our conversation yesterday. Now would be a great time!"
"What, you mean when you said you hate science?"
"Yes, that's exactly what I was talking about Sora." Kairi, sarcasm's my thing; you can't go and use it like that against me.
"So then what did you two talk about yesterday then?"
"It was a report that we have to do about the island of Nun-ya…" wait let me guess.
"Nun-ya BUISNESS!" Kairi and I said in unison.
"You know Kairi, you're way too predictable."
She was going to say something back to me (I'm sure of it), but before she could get an argument outta her mouth, the door to the bungalow opened, and behind it was…my Mom.
"Oh, hey Mom."
"Hi Ms. Aerith."
She looked at us and smiled; nodding her head.
"Hello you two, what have you been up to?"
"Oh, nothing much; you're little boy here just admitted he loved me and proposed to me, that's all." I froze when I heard Kairi say that. My Mom did not need to get the wrong idea about me and Kai—
"Oh, so you beat him in something again? What was it this time" Or my mom will totally brush it off like Kairi didn't say the most awkward thing in the universe to her about her son…y'know what; girls are weird.
"Yeah I did, and it was just a video game." Kairi answered, still acting like she didn't say the strangest thing to date.
"Well that's good, sometimes he needs and ego check, that one."
"Hey I'm right here you know."
"Yes I know, and I have a question for you. Are you planning on going anywhere today?"
"Well yeah actually, Me and Kairi were planning on going over to Roxas' house to hang out with him. Didn't Xion already tell you that?" I'm pretty sure I told Xion that'd be where I was headed today if I was going anywhere.
"Yes she did, but that was at about ten this morning, I just wanted to make sure you were still going to be here." Oh, okay that explains it.
"So what do you need Sora for, if you don't mind me asking that is." I really don't understand why Kairi acts so differently around my Mom. Whenever my mom is in the same room as Kairi she gets all quiet and respectful; it just doesn't make any sense.
"Oh, no special reason; I just wanted him to clean his room because it's still a pigsty from when you guys moved all his stuff from his room to here, but I suppose you can do it later since you'll have nothing but time…" My mom kinda trailed off into her own little world for a second (strange I know, but that's just what my family is; strange). "Anyway, I'll see you later then Sora; have fun at Roxas' house okay hon?" she said while exiting the bungalow.
"Sure Mom, I will. See you later!" and after that she left.
"Okay Kairi, I have some business to attend to in the house," that's our code for 'I gotta pee' "so you can call Roxas or Naminé and tell them were coming; sound cool?"
"Yeah, yeah just hurry it up will ya? I'd like to get there before my stomach starts to eat itself for nourishment." Kairi joked.
I nodded and told her I'd be back in a sec. I quickly ran to the house and handled my business. When I was walking back out, I overheard my mom talking on the phone with someone.
"When will you be home? At three? Alright then I'll—Hmm? No, it's just that Olette is coming over, and I just wanted to make sure Xion has a car to take Olette home tomorrow since I have to go into the clinic early…" And that's when I stopped listening. Olette coming over isn't anything new by the way, I've just always been at home when she got here (Riku likes to joke that I'm stalking her, but he's an asshole so I ignore him). I headed back to the bungalow, trying to find a way to get out of going to Roxas' with Kairi…Okay maybe "get out of" isn't the right phrase; 'cause I still plan on going I just want to try and spend some time with Olette. I gotta at least try and get her to notice me, right? When I got back to the bungalow I still had no excuse to stay here.
"Hey Dude, just got off the phone with Roxas. He said that it was cool with him, he and Naminé are just kinda hanging out right now."
"Oh, okay cool…hey Kairi?" I asked trying to be as normal as possible
"Huh?"
"Can you go there without me? I mean, I just figured that…" C'mon Sora you gotta think of something; what did mom want again…GOT IT! "I just figured that I should go ahead and clean my room like mom asked me to. So you can go to Roxas' without me and tell them I'll be there as soon as I can okay?"
"Sure, but I gotta say I'm surprised to see you want to stay behind to clean," I'll have to cringe at that thought later "there wouldn't be a different reason you wanna stay here; would there?" Oh shit, she might have caught me. I know this might sound crazy but Kairi hates getting ditched; especially at the last minute. If she found out I was staying behind for Olette she'd probably chop me up into hundreds of tiny bits, spread them all over Destiny Island and then convince my family that I didn't even exist (Kairi is a firm believer in "Bros Before Hoes" as you can tell)! It's okay man; just play it cool; play it cool.
"Nah, I just figured that I'd clean my room now so I don't have to do it later; trying to kick that procrastination habit and all. I'll still be there; just a minute or two behind ya, that's all. Why do ya ask; you gonna miss me or something?" Wow, even I'm impressed on how I put that; usually I'd break down and start apologizing. Must be getting better at this whole "lying" thing…but I'm not gonna make a habit out of it I swear!
"W-what? Pfft no, w-why the hell would I miss some lazy dumbass like you for more than a minute?" Kairi stated while turning away from me (again proving my point that girls are weird, I mean did she really need to turn around?) "Anyway, I guess I'll head up to Roxas' for now. Later, dude." And with that Kairi exited the bungalow and left me all by myself.
"Alright, so now what am I gonna do?"
So do you see what I meant by wordy? If you didn't...let me put it this way: I wrote two full descriptions, a story for explanation, and a lot of dialogue. THAT is wordy if I've ever seen it. Other than that how do you guys and gals feel about it? Like it? Hate it? Want to make love to it? Tell me your answer in the review section...unless it was for that last question, in which case you can call me personally; I'll give a real story to get all up on. ;) HAHA Just kidding. But seriously tell me your thoughts, suggestions, and anything else you wanna tell me 'cause fairly soon I'm gonna need all of your help in this...ladies. I'm actually serious I will need some girl power for this later; but we'll save that for a later date. And as I said before this next part will be up soon, so look out for it.
Thanks for reading guys, you're all beautiful, I love you all, will you marry me. XD Have a terrific day slash night slash morning slash afternoon slash evening!
