Ross: Okay it's not as bad as it sounds.
Monica: Not as bad as it sounds?! One of our best friends was in a car crash!
Rachel: Well, what, what happened?
Ross: I don't know the full details yet. All I know is that they were coming back from a music performance, they were arguing and I don't know their car just sort of swerved off the road.
Chandler: Oh my god. Well how come we haven't known till now?
Ross: Look, it only happened this morning and well let's be honest, ever since you guys moved (gestures at Monica and Chandler) you haven't dropped by since now and you barley called. And Rach you've been so busy lately that you haven't had time for anyone.
Monica: Wow. I didn't think us moving affected our friendship so much.
Ross: Well it did. But what's done is done and we just need to be there for Phoebe.
Rachel: Well sure, what hospital is she at?
Ross: The New York general hospital. Bur I'm not sure whether it's best you leave it a few days.
Chandler: How come?
Ross: I don't really want to say.
Monica: Oh stop being a baby Ross and just tell us.
Ross: She was arguing with Mike about you guys okay?!
Rachel: About us?
Ross: Yeah. She really wanted to meet up with you guys. You know have a little reunion? Mike thought she was just being pushy and that everyone should just leave everyone else to get on with their own lives.
Monica: She wanted a reunion then let's give her a reunion!
(Monica walks off followed by Chandler)
Rachel: I guess I should go too. I'm sorry Ross.
(Rachel walks off leaving Ross sitting on his own)
Monica and Chandlers House, Westchester County, New York.
Chandler: Honey what did you mean by let's give her a reunion? Joey went to live his big acting career in LA and other than the photographs he sent us we haven't heard from him.
Monica: Yes but if you were smart enough to realise he but a number on each of the cards to make his home number. That way no strangers could get hold of the full number. Just us.
Chandler: Wait we are talking about the same Joey here right?
Monica: Yes. I don't know, his agent must have suggested it.
Chandler: So are we just gonna call him look and be like 'Hey Joe we haven't seen you in over five years but catch the first flight back here. Bye!'
Monica: No. We'll just tell him about Phoebe and he'll be over here in a shot. Phoebe was his favourite.
Chandler: Excuse me?
Monica: Out of the girls of course. Do you not remember how they always like used to go on dinner dates and stuff?
Chandler: Hmm.
Monica: Anyway come on let's make the call.
(Rachel walks out of the bathroom)
Rachel: Wow. I don't think I've ever seen a cleaner bathroom in my life, do you have a cleaner.
Chandler: Never say that.
Monica: WHAT? A cleaner? NO! I clean it myself. With a little help from Erica.
Rachel: Oh my god. That eight year old really is a mini you. Speaking of the kids where are they?
Monica: Oh their friends mum was minding them while we went to the city so she still has them.
Chandler: Are we making this call or are we going to go into every little detail of the past god knows how many years?
Rachel: Chill.
Monica: Yeah Chandler, chill.
(Monica picks up the phone and dials the number)
Monica: Hey Joey its Monica.
