Chapter 2
'Oh, that's what they mean by Host 'Club's Dog'.' Naruto thought in his head, as he walked beside Haruhi holding a couple of instant coffee while Haruhi held a bag with the rest of the others.
"You sure you still want to hold them? I can hold them." Naruto shook his head and continued walking quietly.
When they made it to the Host Club room they heard Tamaki's voice calling them out. "Speak of the devil, thanks for doing the shopping, little piglet and little fox."
"Little Piglet?" Haruhi said before Naruto said, "And little fox?"
"Wait, what is this?" Tamaki said as he looked at the object Haruhi gave him, instant coffee.
"Instant coffee" Naruto plainly answered. "That's what you wanted, right?" He tilted his head in curiosity. He then could hear squeals of almost every girl in the room, along with comments of how adorable/cute he was.
He then noticed how the female voices are getting closer and turned around. There they were, almost half the people in the room was almost surrounding him with hearts floating around their heads.
Knowing that Haruhi would disapprove if he hurt anymore people he turned around and ran next to Haruhi.
Right before Naruto or Haruhi could say anything they both herd a female voice from someone.s
"Now Tamaki, you're taking the joke to far. Even though they bought it for you, it doesn't mean you have to accept it." A female student with red hair said in a snotty tone.
"What?" Haruhi questioned her.
The girl then 'realized' that Haruri and Naruto over heard her. "Oh, I'm sorry i was only talking to myself."
Before Haruhi said anything Tamaki called her out to make them 'Commoners' Coffee'. "I'm coming, I'm coming."
Naruto stood on his spot for awhile staring at the female, and vise-versa for the female who is still sitting on the couch.
"What do you want?" She said in fake kindness.
Naruto stared at her a little longer before walking up in front of her person.
"If you do something to Haruhi, I'll make you regret it." Naruto threatened in a cold tone that made the female shivered in fright.
"W-what are you talking about?" She said nervously, with a fake smile.
Naruto turned around and brought the bags to Haruhi as she nervously laughed at how Mori and Hunny 'woo' their costumers.
"Is he really a third year?" Haruhi questioned to no one in paticular.
"Even though he seems innocent and childish, he's a prodigy." Kyoya said out of nowhere when he walked up next to Naruto, who is standing on the left of Haruhi.
"Haru-chan and Naru-chan! Do you want to have some cake with me?!" Hunny asked, as he spun Haruhi around.
"Thanks, but I don't really like cake." Haruhi said when tye spinning slowed down.
"Then do you want to hold on to Usi-chan?" Hunny asked.
Haruhi looked at it before taking it witg a blush on her face.
"What about you, Naru-chan?!" Hunny jumped in front of Naruto, remembering Haruhi's warning.
"..." Naruto blushed looking up at Haruhi.
"Naruto would love to have cake. Right Naruto?" The blond blushed deeper before nodding.
"Yay! Come on Naru-chan!" Hunny said running to his table with Naruto following slowly behind, looking back at Haruhi a couple times.
When Naruto got to Hunny and Mori's table he stood still till Mori gestured him to sit next to him. Naruto nodded and did so.
The moment he ploped down on his seat, in front of his face he saw a slice of strawberry cake.
"Eat cake" Mori answered the silent question Naruto was giving just by tilting his head.
Naruto blushed lightly once again before slowly eating.
"Kya~!" Naruto heard from the girls surrounding him. However at that time he was going to eat another piece of cake, but when he heard the girls' screams the piece hit his cheek.
Before Naruto could wipe the thing off his face Mori went ahead and used a napkin.
"Kya~!" The girls screamed once again.
Naruto sweat-dropped at the customers antics.
"Hahaha!" Naruto heard that twins laughter and turned to see them touching Haruhi's head, while looking at Tamaki sitting in a corner, who looks to be depressed.
Naruto then quickly finished his cake, making Mori, Hunny and their guests confused, before quickly walking next to Haruhi.
"I'm sorry sempai, but your lecture did strike a chord." Haruhi said To the still depressed Tamaki, who then stood after hearing what Haruhi said.
"Really? Then let me tell you more." He said, showing his hand to Haruhi to either make ot even dramatic to help the flowers surrounding his dazzling smiling face, or to wait for Haruhi's hand to touch his so he would have the signal to continue on with his lecture.
"Boss?" Hikaru called out.
"Call me 'King'." Tamaki said happily.
"Even if he become's a host, he'll never get any ladies." Kaoru said.
Hikaru starts to speak again as he stood in front of Haruhi. "Even if you take off his glasses, his eyes will probably be sma-" Hikaru stopped talking when he took of Haruhi's glasses without her permission and gawked, along with Kaoru, at how beautiful Haruhi's chocolate brown eyes were.
Tamaki quickly ran up to the twins to see what they were gawking at. That is until they saw Haruhi's eyes. After staring at them for a moment longer, he snapped his finger, getting all the hosts attention.
"Hikaru, Kaoru" He pointed at them.
Seeming to understand their job they saluted before grabbing Haruri's arms. "Right boss!"
"Kyoya call a hair stylist!"
"Already ahead of you." Kyoya said, before specking through his phone.
"Mori! Go to the eye doctor and get a pair of contact lenses!" Mori nodded before starting to run off in top speed.
"What about me?!" Hunny exclaimed, jumping around in excitement.
"Hunny...go have some cake." Tamaki said.
Hunny was already in a small table in depression with his bunny, Usa-chan, sitting across from his.
"It's just me and you, Usa-chan. Everyone's says they were too busy." Hunny pouted.
As for Naruto he was walking towards the difection where the twin's took Haruhi.
When he was there he saw Hikaru and Kaoru on a foot looking at each other before having an understanding look.
Naruto gave them a curious look when he them looking in understanding before standing straight. Walking up to them and tugging on one of yhe two's pants, who he believe is Kaoru.
"Huh? Oh Naruto! Is there something you want?" Yep, he was correct. He can tell it was Kaoru because of his soft voice.
Naruto nodded pointing to the direction he assumed where Haruhi was in, since they were standing directly in front of them.
"Haruhi's changing into our school uniform." He said softly. "Hey Hikaru"
"Yeah?" Hikaru answered, as the twins looked at each other, they both have the same look on their face. A mischievous look on their face.
Naruto felt a sudden chill down his spine when he saw their expressions.
"Hey Naruto, you want to be with Haruhi, right?" Naruto nodded hesitantly at the innocent question that one of the twins has asked.
"So you don't mind changing clothes too, since Haruhi is doing it too, right?" Hikaru spoke, to receive another hesitant nodded from the blonde. The twins both mischievously grinned at his answer and quickly pulled out the school's boy uniform that would seem to fit Naruto.
Naruto tilted his head to the left in confusion before hesitantly taking the uniform from Hikaru and went to a dressing room next to Haruhi's.
As this happen the twins grinned at each other in success.
