This is an MST, where we make fun of someone else's really bad lemon.
It's all in fun, but if you can't handle that perhaps you should look
for something else to read. Watch out for low flying references to
obscure and not so obscure scifi, anime, video games and previous MSTs.



BEWARE THE BLACKWIND AND THE IRON WANG OF DOOM!

Pariah Shang Tsung Your virginity is MINE!
LadyCato OK. I guess everyone is ready now.
* LadyCato starts it...
Meimi ^_~
* Deneb rolls
Meimi you know the scary part
LadyCato What?

This is my first attempt at writing anything resembling a fan-fiction,
so please be patient with me if I screw anything up. The characters in
this story are from the game "Chrono Trigger" and are the property of
Squaresoft and Akira Toriyama. This is a lemon fanfic, meaning that it
contains explicit scenes of sex. While not nearly as "hard core" as

Meimi i can see Shang Tsung saying that O.O
Meimi your first fic is a BAD lemon?
Deneb Hopefully this is their last attempt too ;)
Pariah lol ^^
LadyCato Deneb, it's part of a long series, actually...
Pariah lol to Deneb too ^^
Meimi ¬.¬ some people should NOT be allowed near the keyboard

other lemons out there, it still has some parts that might seem
objectionable to certain people. If you are not mentally mature or are
offended by scenes of sex or mastubation, please do not read this. This
is actually Part 5 of my saga titled, "Love That Spans The Brink Of
Time", but I decided to release this first because it is the most

LadyCato stupid.
Pariah Love that Spanks the Brink of Time!
Meimi hard core?
Narumi Uhm...shouldn't the author be mentally mature before writing this
Deneb Yes, we hated it the last time, when it was called "Sex Saga 1" =P
LadyCato Are we mentally mature?
Meimi who draws the line between hard core and soft pr0n?
Pariah And what is mastubate?
Narumi Uhm...nope

original idea that I had at the time. If I receive some good feedback
from readers, then I will release the rest of the segments in
chronological order. For now, though, just sit back, relax, and enjoy.
-The ILLUSTRIOUS
note: * represents thought, such as when Magus thinks to himself.

Deneb Oops, I'm not mentally mature!
*** Deneb (Deneb@32cable1-2.get.nte) has left #badlemons
Pariah lol ^.^
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Narumi Or Magus plays with himself
LadyCato Oooh. Ego trip.
Deneb Okay, now I am ^_^;;
LadyCato Deneb got mature fast!
LadyCato The author is THE ILLUSTRIOUS.
Meimi ;) since when has magus needed help on his ego trips?

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Chapter 5: The Black Wind Begins To Howl
Magus stood by the window and gazed out into the night sky. The
moon had never appeared so large to him before, and he stood and
marveled at it's sheer size.

LadyCato Magus I wish my penis were that big.
Meimi the requisit x's ;)
Pariah Then he realized IT'S HEADING RIGHT FOR HIM!!
Deneb Wow, Magus is obsessed with size ;)
Narumi Size does matter
LadyCato The black wind is cumming!
Pariah When it comes to mooning people.
Deneb uNF

*Must be the fact that we're floating above the clouds*, he thought
to himself. It had been a week since he had appeared in the year 12,000
B.C. He had passed himself off as a prophet in order to get closer to
Lavos so that he could finally settle the grudge he had had for so long.
The beast would pay for taking away everything that mattered to him,

Meimi Magus: The Other White Meat
Deneb "MOON PRISM POWER!" Magus shouted as he turned into Transexual
Sailor Starmaker!
LadyCato Oooh, he wants to get close to Lavos. Do I foresee yaoi?

everything that he had so dearly loved. Being from the future, he
seemed to be filling the boots of an oracle rather well. He had already
amazed the residents of Zeal with his seemingly uncanny ability to
prophesy the future with unbelievable accuracy. He had even gained the
respect of Queen Zeal herself, as she quickly made him her grand

Pariah WAY too white if you ask me :p
Mabis including his virginity.
Deneb Umm... how'd he land exactly in the year 12,000?!
Pariah I wish I could prophesy things! :p
Deneb sexual advisor.
LadyCato Deneb, after the fight with Crono he was sucked into the hole.

visieur, much to Dalton's dismay.
Magus smiled as he once again went over his plan in his head. The
time for the Ocean Palace's completion was drawing near, and soon he
would have vengence upon the entity that plaged his existence, the
beast that haunted his dreams every night. Yes, soon Lavos would be no

Deneb Zeal "Should I have sex with the Princess of the Moon Kingdom?"
Deneb Cato, I mean, why not 11,999 or 12,001?
Meimi Lavos is male?
LadyCato Deneb, don't complicate things!
Pariah And Magus dreams of him every night...
Deneb Umm... 'visieur'? I thought it was 'vizier'!
LadyCato Meimi, just think of all the spikes.
Meimi ...... lavos is MALE?

more than a memory for him. His plan how seemed flawless to him, and he
was satisfied with the way things had turned out recently.
"Lavos", he said to himself, "I hope you know what you're in for."
He chuckled a dark laugh, and decided to turn in for the night.
Positioning himself against the wall in the empty corner of the room, he

Deneb 'visieur' sounds French =P
Meimi o.O then how the fuck did we get mini-lavos babies on that
damn mountain in the future?
Narumi wet himself.
LadyCato "Flawless Victory!"
Pariah There's a secret ending where you fight Lavos' Bits, Meimi ^_-
Deneb cummed.
LadyCato Whoo, positioned against the wall.

draped his cape around himself and closed his eyes. He had become
accustomed to sleeping while standing up, so that he could react quickly
in case he was ever attacked while he slept.
He was just about to doze off when he heard a knock on the door.
*Damn servants*, he thought. *Don't they know it's the middle of

LadyCato masturbation time?
Meimi :p i saw all the endings in the snes version thank you
Narumi hehehe
Deneb Heehee ;)
Pariah Yes, but guess what bits they REALLY were..
LadyCato Meimi, same here, plus I saw the CC ending today. :}
Deneb "Oh well, at least I can sex0r them"

the night? Oh well, they'll go away if I just ignore them.*
The knocking continued, bringing Magus to the conclusion that it
wasn't the servants. He relunctantly unfurled his cape and walked to
the door.
*They must have a lot of balls, waking me up when I'm trying to

LadyCato I always loved his cape..
Deneb cum firmly."
Narumi no balls...sorry
LadyCato No balls at all...
Meimi Cato: which one? ;) the really sucky one or the less sucky one?
Pariah Narumi: that has yet to be confirmed :p
Narumi but will a pair of breasts do?
LadyCato Meimi, I loved the ending. *_*

sleep. I'll just give them the cold shoulder so they'll leave.*
He turned the handle and opened the door. A young, blue-haired girl
stood behind it. She had obviously been crying, for he noticed the red,
moist spots around her eyes.
"Schala, what a pleasant surprise. Do come in."

LadyCato Boobies are always good.
Deneb How do you know? Schala could actually be Transexual Sailor
Star Fighter in disguise!
Meimi o.O you did?
LadyCato Yes. So did Jason.
Meimi huh...
Narumi Deneb: StarFighter has blick hair

Schala came in to the room and sat down on one of the chairs in the
corner. Her head hung low in shame as if she had done something
terribly wrong. Magus pulled up a chair and sat across from her,
looking into her sorrow ridden face.
"You don't look so good", he said. "What seems to be the problem?"

Narumi Black even
Deneb Schala "I had a horrible dream! The evil people at
Square took away my beautiful blue hair! *sob*"
LadyCato Deneb, *LOL*
LadyCato Schala I don't look good?! *sobs more*
Meimi schala would go to the vizier for comfort? o.o i thought
she hated his guts

"It's the black wind, prophet. I can feel it blowing against me,
trying to push me down with all it's might."
Magus nodded. He too knew about the black wind, all too well. She
had been the one to tell him about it, back when they lived in the same
time period. He was very young then, and he didn't quite understand

LadyCato the nature of a penis."
Narumi his sudden hard on!
LadyCato *LOL*
Deneb Ummm.. they currently DO live in the same time period =P
Narumi LOL
Meimi :

what she was talking about at that time. But as he grew, he came to
realize just what the black wind was and what it represented. The black
wind was the feeling of pity and self-remorse that came over you when
you know something bad was about to happen. It caused you to believe
that somehow you were completely responsible for what was happening. He

Narumi Sex across the ages...damn now that's kinky
LadyCato The black wind is really a result of the beans they eat
in the palace.
LadyCato It's a guilt trip?!
Deneb figured out how to turn the Black Wind into the Hot Pink Wind,
and ever since he was happy!
Meimi OH LORD! So that's what those are seeds of in the future!

had felt the black wind several times in his life. He loathed that
feeling, and he felt assured that it would disappear from his life
forever once he had defeated Lavos.
"Why don't you talk to your mother about it?" he said, indirectly
trying to get her out of his room. He may have loved his sister, but

Narumi o.O
LadyCato he preferred Alfador.
Foxi Loved his sister? EEEEEW!
Deneb not THAT way!
Narumi you mean they already had sex?
LadyCato No.

that didn't change the fact that he was tired.
"Mother doesn't listen to me anymore," she said as she kept her head
low. "All she is concerned about is the Ocean Palace's construction.
It's almost as if Janus and I aren't important to her anymore." She
looked up at him with sad eyes for a brief moment, then dropped her head

Meimi i hope not
* Deneb votes for Cato's sentence ending instead ;)
Meimi janus is a bit young for that sort of thing
Pariah from her hands.
LadyCato Thanks, Deneb. I am so hentai now.
Meimi besides ;) he has a cat instead
Narumi kowai
Deneb uNF Alfador! *MEOW*
Meimi quite
LadyCato *LOL*
LadyCato That cat was cool.

even lower. He could tell that she was fighting back the tears.
Magus leaned forward and took her hand in his. He knew the pain
that she was going through, for he had felt it himself so long ago. She
was the only person he had ever shown compassion to, and he felt very
proud of the fact that there was someone on earth who he loved.

Deneb So THAT's why that cat follows him around everywhere ;)
Narumi good lay
LadyCato On earth?
Meimi uNF Alfador uNF *ROWR* *HISS* *RAWR*
Pariah Alfie's a biter ^^
Deneb What, you mean he wasn't *nice* to Flea? ;)
LadyCato *LOL*

"I just don't feel loved anymore," Schala continued. With that, she
stopped fighting her losing battle against tears and broke down and
sobbed.
He got up from his chair and hugged her. She laid her head down on
his shoulder and cried until her eyes hurt. He felt sorry for Schala.

LadyCato A Flea lemon would be FUNNY!
Meimi Flea I don't go for cats
Deneb Ummm... most women don't try to fight back their tears ^_^;;
Narumi So sorry that he's going to screw her brains out!
LadyCato Schala Make me feel love! RIP MY NIPPLES OFF!
Meimi Flea What gender am I again?
Pariah ROFL :p
Foxi o.O;

He loved her so much that he almost cried himself. He hated to see her
like this.
"There now," he said with a compassion that he had never talked to
anyone with. He loosened his embrace on her and lifted her head up to
eye level with him. He gazed into her gorgeous dark-blue eyes as he

Deneb More like Flea "What gender AREN'T I?"
Pariah licked them.
LadyCato Eye licking? Ewwww.
Meimi Magus What gender would you LIKE to be today?
Deneb wondered how they survived the transition into Chrono Cross intact.
Foxi "There now" is more compassion than he ever shows?
Foxi Cold fish.
Pariah "Mmmm, your retinas taste soo goooood..."

said, "You're a beautiful woman, Schala. Any man who wouldn't love you
is a fool who does not deserve to live."
He could see some of the luster return to her eyes. He kissed her
gently on her forehead and then stood up to reclaim his spot in the
corner.

Meimi Flea *scratches head* I dunno... I'm sorta keen on both...
LadyCato luster!
Deneb Ummm... what about Flea?
Meimi Magus Well you can't be both!
Deneb I don't think Flea would love her *that* way!
LadyCato I bet there's luster!
Narumi Magus Cum to my corner!
Meimi Flea Why the fuck not? It'll make me more interesting!
LadyCato Magus loves his corner.

"Prophet, wait!" He turned around to see her advancing towards him.
As she edged closer and closer to him, he became a little nervous.
*She wouldn't,* he thought to himself.
Schala suddenly wrapped her arms around his neck, closed her eyes,
and kissed him passionately on the lips.

Pariah He got put in time out a lot as a kid.
Meimi Flea I'm a man!
Deneb Whoa, she's horny!
LadyCato We can read his lame thoughts!
Meimi Flea No, I'm a woman!
Deneb Flea I want in on the sex0r too!
Meimi Flea No, I'm a man!
LadyCato Deneb, she has "zeal!"
Narumi And Magus is supposed to be the prophet and didn't see
Schala cumming
Pariah Flea: You're a woman with a penis!
Meimi Flea I'm a woman-man!
* LadyCato grins at her pun
Foxi Oi.

*Yep. She would.*
Releasing her grip, she looked up into his eyes and asked, "What is
your name, prophet?"
*I can't tell her my name! It'll blow my cover! But if I don't
tell her something, she'll get sad again, and that's the last thing I

Pariah Narumi: LOL...
LadyCato Magus would not think like a 90's guy. :p
Narumi ^_^
Meimi Magus Where the hell did woman-man come from?

want to happen. Why does she wanna know, anyway?*
"Why do you ask?" replied Magus.
"Because I want to know the name of the man I'm in love with."
*Uh-oh. Maybe I went a little too far with that advice I gave her.
Now I'll have to fall back on it. I know. I'll tell her my other

LadyCato Fall back on what?
Deneb name. "I'm Batman."
LadyCato She falls in love easy.
* Foxi is sooooo lost and confuzzled.
Pariah head's name. Little Maggy."
Meimi Schala Well you know, Flea's been giving me tip on how
to please my brother... do you mind if I practice on you?
Foxi Yep, she's easy, alright.
LadyCato Is the part of Schala being played by Tifa tonight?
Narumi Magus The name's Smith

name.*
"My name's Magus," the wizard replied.
"Oh, Magus," she said in a sultry voice. "Kiss me."
*Damn, now she's getting hot for me! Pretty soon she's gonna want
me in her, and I can't screw my sister! But I don't want to see her cry

Narumi Cato: Only if her breats are bigger than her head.
Meimi Cato: you know it ^_~
Narumi breasts even
Mabis Decisions, decisions.
LadyCato There's logic for ya.

again. Oh well, I guess I have no choice.*
Magus lifted her head up and returned her kiss, slowly inserting his
tongue into her mouth. She made a soft sound of joy as their tongues
slowly caressed each other.
*This isn't that bad. It's just a kiss, after all. It's not like

Meimi Tifa not only moonlights as a pathetic chun-li but she also
plays the part of a vacuum-headed Schala
Narumi Boy Magus sure holds himself in high esteem
LadyCato Ewwwwww.
Pariah I'm going to screw her firm breadbox or anything. *
Narumi I'm going to screw her brains out.
Meimi soft sound of joy?
Narumi LOL
Pariah ^^

we're going to second base or anything.*
Suddenly, Schala slowly broke free from their embrace, and stood
facing Magus with sultry eyes. She reached behind her and pulled the
band from her hair, which fell down to the backs of her ankles. She

LadyCato was such a slut."

approached him and reached behind his back, un-fastening his cape and

Deneb Wow, this should turn Magus gay for life!
Meimi :p man, the author needs to get a damn theasaurus
LadyCato Second base?
Pariah bustenhalter.
Narumi uhm...don't trip on her hair...it will kill the moment
Foxi Please, please kill the moment!

letting it fall to the ground. She started to breathe heavy breaths as
she rubbed her hands across his well defined chest. She kissed him once
more, then pulled his shirt up over his head, revealing his thin, but
well built figure.
Magus started getting concerned as she laid her head against his

LadyCato The author needs to think in context of the time and characters.
Deneb firm love tube.
Meimi TRIP ON HER HAIR! .... er.... which hair are we trying to trip on?
Pariah elbow macaroni.
Narumi Meimi: Which ever reaches her ankles
LadyCato Does she have PEACHY hair?

chest and covered him with kisses. He may have looked like he was
enjoying it on the outside, but inside he was slapping himself.
*Magus, you dolt! I knew I shouldn't have kissed her. Now she
wants me inside her. I don't think I could bring myself to do her even
if I wanted to. True, I've done a lot of strange things in my life, but

Deneb Cato: be thankful it's not a PWP lemon ;)
Meimi well defined? uhm... o.o I always thought magus was on the
wimpy side in physical stuff...
Deneb Heehee... he's slapping himself ;)
Narumi He did slimes?
* LadyCato thwaps Narumi!
Meimi inside her?
Pariah screwing myself is one thing, screwing my sister is another!*
Narumi hehehe

incest has never been on my "to do" list. I've gotta break this off
right now!*
He was just about to tell her off, when she lifted her gown over her
head, exposing her large, full breasts. Magus couldn't help but get
aroused as he looked at her. He began to feel a slight tightening in

Deneb Well, he does lift those goofy sickles of his
Meimi :p why don't we just say FUCK HER and get it over with?
Narumi He screwed Serge!
Meimi .....
LadyCato Incest has never been on the to-do list. *LOL*
Pariah Magus Hmm... buy eggs... deposit check... fuck sister...
okay, got everything!
LadyCato He, Tifa!
Deneb his pants as Janus busted through the door. "Ooh, fun!
Me want to play too!"
Meimi INCEST IS NOT PART OF A TO-DO LIST..... ;) unless you're
the boshi twins

his pants. Luckily, he still had on his cod piece, so she didn't notice
his massive erection.
"Schala, I uh..." said the wizard as he struggled for the right
words.
"Yes, Magus, what is it?"

Deneb Ummm... Boshi incest *_*
Narumi Magus "Let's uNF!" And the did. The End
Deneb Magus "Schala, I'm gay"
Narumi they even
LadyCato They always have massive erections in lemons.

"Schala, you're, uh, you're, you're...."
Magus tried to think of the right words to say to Schala so that she
would leave, but he kept getting distracted by her beautiful tits.
Finally, he lost control over his thoughts and blurted out the first
words that came into his head.

Pariah ^-^
LadyCato Yeah, beautiful tits do that.
Narumi I'm gay!
Foxi This is scaring me... ^_^;;;
* Meimi patpats Pariah on the head
* LadyCato patpats Foxi
Deneb Would those words be "uNF uNF"?
Pariah Wait, those weren't words...
LadyCato Brace yourself.

"Schala, you're a fox!"
Schala giggled as Magus mentally slapped himself. That comment was
going to press her on even further, and he shuttered at the thoughts of
what she might do to him. Shuttered? More like fantasized.
"Thank you," she said, appreciating the compliment. "You're not so

Meimi they were animal grunts!
* Pariah purrs
Pariah o.o;
Meimi shuttered?
LadyCato He's a window?
Deneb gay after all! Did you know that Dalton was thinking of
asking you out on a date?" she winked.
Meimi how the hell does someone shutter?

bad yourself." With that she grabbed his hand and put it to her breast.
*What am I doing? Am I trying to get screwed? She may be a fox,
but she's also my flesh and blood! I can't do this! I just can't do
this! I... I... I... I like tities.*
Magus gently started to rub his hand up and down Schala's breast,

Pariah He closed up like a set of venician blinds. :p
Deneb I like tities!
LadyCato Magus *closes himself like a window*
Deneb Titie!
Foxi Tities!
Pariah Titi! wasn't he a leader of Yugoslavia?
Deneb "I'll take Tities for 200, Alex"
Meimi tities?
Meimi tity?

causing the girl to moan softly with pleasure. He then put his mouth to
her tit and started to suckle her nipple, rubbing it with his tongue and
gently nibbling it with his teeth. Her moans amplified, and she started
to breathe even heavier as the wizard did his work. She had very
sensitive skin, and whenever his tongue made a pass, she could feel it

Pariah Wait, that's Tito..
LadyCato He is a weak man.
Narumi Magus Hmm...I don't need to learn female anatomy...
Meimi magus is TIDY!
Pariah Magus' Tongue Hey baby... wanna wrestle?
Narumi I should hope she could feel his tongue if it touched her
breasts, geez!
Deneb Why doesn't Magus just cast *Orgasm on Schala to get it over with?

between her legs. It felt so good that she clenched her hands to his
shoulders and called out his name. This prompted him to bite down on
her even harder, not so much to hurt her, but just enough to make her
squeal.
Suddenly, unexpectedly, as if on cue, she stuffed her hands down

Pariah Schala Quit making passes at me!
Foxi How did his tongue get all the way down there?
LadyCato Squeal like a pig?!
LadyCato He has a magical tongue, I guess. ;)
Deneb his pants and fisted him then and there.
Meimi Schala Oops... sorry, I always squeal like a pig when I'm excited
Narumi into a bag of Cheesy Poofs!

into his pants and gripped his firm penis, giving it a nice squeeze.
The combination of pain and pleasure sent ripples through Magus' body,
causing him to growl in delight. Schala removed his mouth from her
nipple and bent down in front of him.
"What do we have here?" she said in a very naughty tone of voice as

Pariah okay... unexpectedly, but on cue? o.o;
Foxi It's a theatre thing. ;)
LadyCato Schala is so innocent and serene in the game. -_-;;
Meimi i could go for cheesy poofs right about now
Narumi She looked at his 1 inch penis...
Narumi Schala Uhm...where is it?
Pariah Schala A little acorn!
Foxi Do it on cue, but make it LOOK unexpected.
Deneb Uhhh.... Schala really is Magus's "fuck sister"!

she eyed his ever bulging cod piece. Magus watched in half fascination,
half horror as she unbuckeled his cup and slowly pulled down his pants,
giving her a good look at his eight-inch manhood.
*This can't be good.*
Schala softly ran her finger across his fully extended unit, making

Meimi Schala Damn, you're small... I don't think this is big
enough to even stick in me
Narumi We have a measurement!!!
Meimi UNIT?
* Meimi dies laughing
Deneb Hehehe ;)
Pariah Unit 8, we have lift off, do you copy?
LadyCato At least it's not 11 inches and green.

him shiver slightly as she gently scratched him with her fingernail.
She began to kiss his head and play with his balls, as he looked on with
concerned eyes. He tried to remain as emotionless as possible, so as
not to make her think that he was enjoying this. He still struggeled
with his thoughts as he tried to think of the best way to break her off.

Pariah Cato: UGH
Narumi just one fingernail?
Deneb Ooooh! Sadomasochism!
Meimi The part of Magus will now be played by Robo.... let's see if
Schala can tell the difference.
Foxi Break her off? OW!
Narumi Cato: the fic isn't over yet...
* Deneb gives Schala a manicure ;)
Pariah Ugh.. not the best thing to do when your dick is in her mouth...
LadyCato Play with his balls? Are they rolling around the room?

*Okay, okay, just stay calm. I can handle this. I can... OOHHHH!!*
Magus looked down to see Schala bobbing her head back and forth,
taking his entire wang into her mouth. He tried his best to stay stoic,
but eventually gave in to the pleasure he was experiencing, releasing
several soft, low-pitched grunts. He felt ashamed that he was actually

Foxi WANG! LOL!
Narumi WANG!?!
Deneb "We've secretly replaced her regular Magus with new Folger's
Robo! Let's see if she can taste the difference!"
LadyCato We haven't had "wang" in a lemon yet.
Meimi WANG?
* Meimi dies laughing
Pariah "Stoic wang!"
Deneb WANG?!

enjoying getting blown by his sister, but whenever he tried to tell her
to stop, he felt another wave of pleasure flow through his body.
"Oh, Schala. Don't stop. Uhh..." was all he managed to say as the
girl continued giving him head.
*What am I saying? That's just gonna make her give me more. I..

Narumi "Every Body have fun tonight..."
LadyCato _
Meimi Magus' unit nickname is.... WingWang
Deneb I promised I'd remain a virgin for Flea!"
Pariah He tried to tell her to stop, but accidentally told her
*not* to stop. Oops.
Foxi Oh, such an easy mistake...
LadyCato Spontaneously on-cue!

I... Oooh, I feel weird. I'm gonna.. explode..*
Before long, Magus could not take it any longer and, tilting his
head back, let out a sharp growl as he came into Schala's mouth. She
greedily lapped up as much of his seed as she could, leaving him dry as
a bone.

Narumi Hmm...Magus if you had left the not off you would have had it
LadyCato As dry as a bone? *groan*
Meimi Schala ARGH! Flea got to you before I did DIDN'T SHE?...
er ... he? or is it she?
Foxi And then he exploded and they both died. THE END.
Pariah Oh my god... she sucked all the skin off his finger @_@
Narumi Limp as a noodle would have been better than dry as a bone
Narumi LOL

Magus struggeled to catch his breath. "Thank you... Schala..." he
said between breaths. "That... was...good."
"The best is yet to come," she said as she stood up and pulled down
her undergarments, revealing her fully naked body.
Magus looked at her with longing eyes. She was the most beatiful

Deneb Heehee ;)
Narumi fuck toy he had in years.
LadyCato breadbox ever.
Deneb "Aw damn, I just shot my load too!"
LadyCato I bet she's blue down there.

creature he had ever laid eyes on. Her long blue hair fell all the way
down to her ankles. Her face was that of an angel, her eyes as deep and
blue as sapphires. She had a perfect hourglass figure, her skin was as
soft as a rose petal. Her thick, full breasts seemed to point outwards,
as if they were held there by some mysterious force. He looked down and

Narumi Schala "Am I blue....Am I blue..."
Pariah o/~ I'm so blue...
Meimi Magus So that IS your natural color!
Pariah LOL..
LadyCato Schala Be hypnotized by my hovering boobies.
Pariah saw her immense stoic wang!
* LadyCato dies

noticed her vulva. Blue pubes! The girl had blue pubic hair, which
seemed to accentuate her sensuality rather than diminish it. Staring at
her beautiful body, Magus felt himself slowly start to get hard again.
They stood in silence for what seemed like an eternity, admiring each
other's bodies.

Deneb Boobies @_@
Deneb B@@bies
Pariah pubes!
LadyCato I WAS RIGHT!
Pariah pubes!
Narumi And when not having sex, Schala's breasts can be taken
out hunting...
Meimi Magus *gasp* Schala... you're really.... really....
FLEA IN DISGUISE!
Deneb Wow, Meimi's really obsessed with Flea ;)
Meimi Schala-Flea You didn't think you'd be able to get away
from me did you big boy?

It was Schala who broke the silence. "Magus, please pleasure me."
With that she approached him and clung to his chest.
*Oh well, you've gotten yourself this far, might as well give her
what she wants and get this over with.*
He picked her up and carried her to the bed, kissing her on the neck

LadyCato Yeah, just do it Magus.
Meimi ^_~ Flea OWNS ME!
Narumi Not fuck her, pleasure her...there is a difference!
Foxi Because you know it'd be too difficult to just say 'no'. ;p
Narumi Magus I vant to suck your blood!
LadyCato You don't want her to cry, do you?

as they went. He softly laid her down and took his position between her
legs.
*I can't believe I'm doing this.*
Using his thumb and index finger, he pried open her pussy lips, and
slipped his tongue inside her. She moaned in ecstasy as he licked her

Pariah Ah ah ah, count them, EIGHT inches of wang, ah ah ah
LadyCato breadbox.
Narumi breadbox
LadyCato NARUMI!
Narumi LOL
Meimi Schala Suck my pussylips dry and beat off on my boobies!
RIP OFF MY NIPPLES AND MAKE ME CUM!
Narumi CATO!
Narumi LOL
LadyCato Are they still in the corner?

insides with short, quick strokes. As he continued to eat her out, her
vulva started to expand, giving him a lot more room to play with. He no
longer needed his fingers, so he placed his hands on her thighs and
gently caressed them as he did his job.
Suddenly, Schala squealed and bit her lip as she started to suck in

Pariah SPANK ME WITH A HAIRBRUSH, LICK MY ANKLES!
Narumi Nope, on the bed
Narumi the whole room!
LadyCato Maybe the bed is in a corner. ;)
LadyCato What a difficult job.

deep breaths through her teeth. Magus stopped momentarily and looked
inside her. He smiled, realizing that he had found her clitoris.
*All right. This is what I've been looking for. I need to make her
cum as quickly as possible so that I can put and end to this. What
should I do? Ahh, I know!*

LadyCato Gee, I wonder. :P
Meimi magus has a heart-shaped bed DOESN'T HE!
Deneb o.O
Narumi Magus is a virgin?
LadyCato Magus is Betsy?
Deneb It was that hard to find?!

Pushing his face as far between her legs as it could go, Magus
opened his mouth, placed her clit between his sharp, vampiric canines,
and ever so slightly, so as not to hurt her, bit down. Her response was
nothing short of plutonic. She screamed out loudly, squeezing her
breasts as tight as she could, to where they looked as if they were

LadyCato plutonic?
Meimi o.o i thought taking young virgins was part of all that black
magic deal magus does
LadyCato Tifa is such a slut.
Pariah stress-relief toys.
LadyCato Pariah, LOL

going to pop.
"OH MAGUS!!!" she cried. "Do that again!"
Magus happily agreed, sinking his teeth into her again, a little bit
harder than before. Once again she squealed in glee, and he knew the
inevitable was just around the corner. He bit down on her one last

LadyCato Popping breasts? o.o
LadyCato She sure squeals a lot.
Pariah finger. Yum!
Meimi popping breast... wouldn't that be painful?

time, almost piercing the skin of her clit with his sharp teeth. The
girl could take no more, and she called out his name at the top of her
lungs before her whole body tensed and she felt her juices flow out of
her. Her cum splashed against Magus' face as her body made an almost
complete arch. She emitted several loud moans before her orgasm finally

Narumi Alucard Hey, those are my teeth your using to bite her with.
LadyCato SPLASHED?!
LadyCato She must really be a guy.
LadyCato It is Flea!
Deneb YES! BITE MY NIPPLES OFF!
Meimi we've got another gusher
Pariah I'm sorry, someone puncturing a clitoris with a sharp object
would not be pleasurable :p
Foxi Ew, sloshy!

went down, leaving her entire body trembling.
Magus wiped the fluid off his face and licked it off his fingers.
It was sweet and salty, and was actually quite tasty considering the
fact that it was from another human being.
*I feel dirty. Well, at least it's over.*

Narumi Announcer Try new V-8 Cum Splash!
Pariah LOL!
LadyCato It's better from a machine or corpse?
Narumi Lemonbot feels dirty for posting the fic
Deneb 100% daily recommended allowance of Black Lavos Energy!

Once Schala had regained her composure, she looked deep into Magus'
eyes, and he knew just what she was after.
*Oh no! No, no, no, NO! I refuse! This has gone far enough! Now
it's time to break this off, right here, right now!*
"Schala, I don't think we should do this," he said, trying to talk

LadyCato I'm sure Lemonbot feels very dirty.
Meimi Sure to make you experience the Black Wind over and over again!
Narumi So Schala broke Magus's penis off. The End!
Pariah Schala You break this off, and I'll break *you* off...
Deneb Wow, Schala was good for him ;)
LadyCato She's insatiable!
Deneb No wonder Magus goes searching for Schala in the ending!

her out of it. "If your mother finds out, she'll have us both
executed."
"Mother would never let me die," she responded. "The Mammon Machine
won't work without me. Besides, we might never have this chance again."
She then sat up and embraced him, whispering softly into his ear,

LadyCato DENEB!
Deneb Magus "No one's ever made me cum like you did, dear sister.
Except maybe Flea... and then there was that froggy..."
Narumi LOL
Pariah causing his penis to grow to 11.5 inches.
LadyCato Deneb, I found one fic where Glenn gets revenge on Magus
by raping him. _
* Meimi busts out laughing
Deneb ;)

"Please Magus. I love you."
Magus knew what he had to do. He pushed all of his thoughts out of
his head and concentrated on Schala. He was going to hate himself
afterwards, but for now he was so engulfed in passion for her that he
didn't care. He no longer looked upon her as a sister, but as a lover.

Deneb Froggie wang!
LadyCato A 20 inch penis?
Meimi Magus Frog can do me like no other!
LadyCato A sister and lover!
Deneb Magus "You're my fuck sister!"
Meimi incest is STILL on the to-do list

He let out a deep sigh, and relaxed.
*Oh well, if I'm gonna do it, I might as well enjoy it.*
Magus gently entered her, pushing himself in as far as he could. He
suddenly hit a wall, a boundary, and he realized that she was still a
virgin. She had been waiting for the right man, and it touched his

Narumi Incest...fun for the whole family
Pariah LOL...
Narumi Penis!
Meimi Magus We're cum siblings
Deneb Heehee... I'd hardly call Magus, Mr. Right ;)
LadyCato They are cum friends!
Narumi Yeah, more like Mr. At the Moment!

heart to think of himself as the one she always wanted. He gave Schala
a look that asked, "Shall I?" and she responded with a nod of approval.
Slowly, gently, he pressed against her hymen, until he felt it break
under the pressure that he was exerting. Schala screamed in pain as
tears began to flow down her face. Magus held her close to him, running

LadyCato She's a very slutty virgin.
Foxi Incest is the best, keep it in the family. ;p
Deneb "Shall I, Schala?"
Pariah Magus *checks "Fuck Sister" off his chore list
LadyCato Tongue twister.

his fingers through her hair as she cried.
"Are you okay? Did I hurt you?"
"Ooooh, it hurts, it HURTS!"
"I'm sorry, Schala. Perhaps we should stop."
"No, no, I'll be fine. Please go on."

LadyCato He thinks Schala always wanted him? Ewwww.
Narumi Stop, the damage is already done-_-;;
LadyCato Schala Make me BLEED! Oh, you did. Now stop.
Deneb Well, we've already established that Schala likes pain ;)
Pariah Schala IT HURTS, KILL ME!! Oh nevermind, I'm fine.
Meimi Magus You're still a virgin?!? *to self: no way... what about
all those times with me and alfador...*

He very gently started to swing his hips, pushing himself deep
inside her with every thrust. She started to grind against him in slow,
soft movements, until they reached a rythym that they both seemed to
enjoy. Both lovers trembled as the joy they were giving to each other
pulsed throughout their bodies.

Meimi Schala Well no, not exactly... but Janus is so SMALL....
* LadyCato gags
LadyCato THis is so sick.
Deneb Heehee ;)
LadyCato This is so Jerry Springer.
Meimi Magus *ego deflation in progress*
Pariah soft grind, eh..
* Foxi shudders...

After a while, Magus looked into Schala's eyes and in a low, soft
voice asked, "do you enjoy this, my love?"
"Ooooh, yes. Faster, do me faster."
Magus laid her down on her back and grabbed her hips. He increased
his tempo by twice what he had started out at. She shreiked as she felt

Narumi o.O
Foxi He really IS a machine...
Pariah the trombone section begin to rush.
LadyCato Penis inflation more like it...
Deneb Also known as the spell *Haste
Meimi Schala I have 'Do Me' tattooed on my inner right thigh
Meimi Schala Mother insisted

him move in and out of her, gripping tightly to the bed for support.
She started to moan as Magus thrusted himself inside her, sending a wave
of pure pleasure through her body with every stroke.
"Oh Magus," she said as she gasped for breath. "Faster! FASTER!!
UHH!!"

Narumi Well we know Tifa has suck me tattoed on her tits!
LadyCato uNF!
Pariah Evil Ryu HEHEHEHEHEHE
Deneb Schala "I wanted a pink-haired transexual tattoo, but
NOOOO! Mom insisted on DO ME!"
LadyCato *LOL*
Narumi How the hell did he get in here?

*Damn, woman! Are you trying to kill me? I am going fast.
Uhhhh....*
Magus started to grunt heavily as he screwed her as fast as he
could. Both lovers took turns breathing in deep and exhaling loud
moans, filling the room with sounds of ectasy. Their moans amplified as

Meimi it's the beavis wannabe!
Pariah Uhhh... huhuhu
Narumi Schala You figured me out, yes I'm trying to kill you,
and now that you know my plan, I will....fuck you then kill you.
LadyCato I wonder if they should show the blood-stained sheet to the
kingdom in the morn?
Pariah Okay, your turn to breath... no wait, MY turn now...
Deneb Beavis_Ryu "WHOA! She has blue hair! HUHUHUHUH!"

they both got closer and closer to orgasm. They continued for several
more minutes, until Schala had had all she could take.
"OH MAGUS! YES! YES! YES! UH...
UHHHH..UUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
She closed her eyes and arched her body back as far as she could,

Narumi and snapped in two. The End!
Pariah doing her impression of the Arc du Triomphe.

and with a scream of ecstasy, went full force into her climax. Magus
could feel her juices running down his leg, and when her muscles clamped
down tight on his wang, he lost full control of his own body.
"Schala... oh Schala.... Err...ERR. ERRRRUGH.....AUUUUUUGH!!!!!!"
Magus started to buck wildly as he too climaxed, pumping her full

Deneb uNF!
LadyCato She sure is juicy.
Foxi What sexy noises they make. ;P
Meimi she's practicing for circus de soile
LadyCato Schala You're better than my camels! Errr...
Meimi ^_~ or however the hell you spell it
* Deneb rolls
Pariah More wangy goodness :p
Narumi soleil
Foxi Like she has room for HIS liquids in there...
LadyCato IRON WANG

with his semen. He let out a roar as he felt himself spasm under the
ferociousness of his own orgasm. It almost seemed as if it would never
end, and if he had anything to do with it, it wouldn't have.
When he finally stopped ejaculating, he felt his muscles strain as
he struggeled to hold himself up. He collapsed on top of Schala, who

Pariah ROFL Cato ^^
Deneb ALLEZ SEX!
Meimi thank you dear :
* Meimi patpats Narumi-chan
Narumi ^_^
LadyCato was crushed to death. THE END.
Narumi Hey I know it from tarot cards...snicker
Pariah Wow... that never happens. Spasm during an orgasm? wow. -_-;
* Foxi cheers!
Deneb just got flooded with 3/4 gallon of cum!

greeted him with passionate kisses, which he happily returned. His
entire body felt tired, having been ravaged by the orgasm that he had
just experienced. She, on the other hand, seemed to be perfectly fine,
as she held his weary head to her chest.
"Oh Magus," she said, "that was wonderful. Thank you."

Pariah I thought Schala had all she could take! o.o;
LadyCato Magus That'll be 50,000 gold, you slut.
Deneb Magus "Okay, she's definitely better than Flea... when Flea's
in guy form that is..."
Narumi Never underestimate a woman's stamina!
Meimi Schala Now mom can't sell me off as a virgin sex slave to
those old icky guru's

"Heh...the best...I've ever...had.." he said panting, still trying
to catch his breath.
There was truth in his words, as he reflected about his days as a
warlock living in the year 600 A.D. He had been with many women, mostly
hostages, but few if any ever gave him their consent, and none had ever

Pariah But they said it was all she could take up there! *points*
Deneb cummed.
Narumi gave him a blow job first.

brought him to a climax such as she had. He held her close and gazed
into her eyes, wishing the moment would never end.
"Let's go to sleep, as one body in each other's arms," she
suggested.
How he longed to do so, but alas, there was just too much danger

LadyCato if his wang exploded and cast Black Matter."
Pariah Well, technically if we're one body, there is no "each other"...

involved.
"No, Schala," he said with a tone of concern in his voice. "If
anyone comes in her tomorrow morning and finds you with me, it'll be the
end of us both. You had better go back to your room and get some sleep.
You have a big day ahead of you tomorrow."

LadyCato They just meld.
Narumi Comes in her tomorrow?
Pariah LOL ^^
* Narumi falls on the floor laughing
LadyCato Schala No, I want more sex0r, wang it! Er, dang it!
* Meimi sniggers

"I guess you're right," she said, understanding yet feeling let down
all the same. She reluctantly pulled his now soft penis out of her, and
stood up, scoping out the room for her clothes.
Luckily, she didn't wear much in the first place, so getting dressed
was just a simple matter of putting her panties back on and draping her

Meimi that's TOO easy!
Pariah Okay, beforehand she said nothing would happen, now she
agrees with him -_-
Meimi Schala Wang me!
Narumi Guard Schala...oh I didn't relized someone was already
inside you...uhm...I'll wait outside.
Pariah Schala Take me, you stoic wangmaster!
LadyCato She wasn't wearing much? Ugh...
* Foxi keeps thinking of it as a sound effect... *WANG!*

dress over her shoulders. As she opened the door and walked out, she
looked back at him and said, "thank you, Magus. From now on I'll have
nothing but good dreams." She smiled one last time as she closed the
door and walked back to her room.
Magus started to get up to put his own clothes on, but then decided

Meimi it IS a sound effect
LadyCato to uNF again.
Pariah he would rather remain naked and play with his scythe.
* Meimi adds old cheesy batman sound effects to this lemon
Narumi to stand in the corner.

to sleep in the bed instead of the corner for once. As he pulled the
covers over himself, he smiled as he sank into a nice, cozy feeling. He
had forgotten how good a bed felt, and he was completely secure
underneath his blanket. He looked out at the moon once more, and his
thoughts came back to him.

LadyCato Magus I wish my penis were that big...
Meimi *while screwing schala* BAM! WANG! BOFF!
Pariah "Oh yeah, I didn't want to do that, did I..."
Pariah LOL Meimi...
Pariah UNF!
Deneb uNF! WHAM! OOOF! AHHHH! CUMMING!

*Well, I hope you're pleased. You just did the nasty with your
sister. Hell, you did her good, too. Now she's gonna want it EVERY
night!*
Magus smiled once last time before he closed his eyes.
*Well, next time, I won't feel so bad about it.*

* Foxi rolls! ^_^
LadyCato EGO!
LadyCato Geez...
Pariah Yeah, that's right Magus, build up a tolerance! -_-;
Narumi Now we really know what was going on with those battles
between CatWoman and Batman
Foxi That's so WRONG!
Meimi :

He turned onto his side, and went soundly to sleep.
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Magus, also known as Janus, loved only his sister Schala, and no one else. When he
was teleported to the time period 600 A.D. after Lavos had destroyed his kingdom, he
thought of nothing else but getting rid of Lavos and finding Schala. He was willing
to do anything to save her. Anything. I just wanted to prove that.
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What did you think of the story? Loved it? Hated it? Let me know!

Narumi Schala Magus, I'm pregnant and it's yours...
Pariah Well, "The ILLUSTRIOUS" managed to make us feel bad about it... :p
Narumi Magus Okay, now I feel bad.
LadyCato See, that's why he went after Schala.... -_-
Pariah Might as well just call himself "The ILL"
LadyCato He won't just do anything to save her, he'll do her!

This is part of a saga I've been working on, and if I get enough
positive feedback, I'll send in the rest of the stories.
My address is spacemanhardy@juno.com Please do not send any
objectionable material and please try to keep your swears to a minimum.
If you have any questions about Chrono Trigger, rent the game first

Deneb Great... your first lemon is an incest lemon. There must be something
wrong with your head ;)
Meimi Magus My unit is a WANG machine!
Mabis That was wrong on so many levels.....
LadyCato Objectionable material?
Pariah Hehe... this guy fantasizes about screwing astronauts
Meimi Mabis: no kidding
Narumi The whole fic!
Pariah according to his email addy

before approaching me. If you still can't figure out what the hey is
going on, then I will try my best to explain. Be careful how you E-mail
me, or you might end up on the dreaded Idiots list!
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SPECIAL THANKS

LadyCato So, we can't mail him his own fic? :P
Narumi Is he on his own Idiot's list?
Meimi oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh the DREADED idiots list
Deneb Umm... can we put him on the Dreaded Idiots list?
LadyCato He should be on his own Idiot list.
LadyCato Yeah, let's send the MST to him. *LOL*
Foxi He's on my Idiot list.
Pariah It's like the Flaming Idiots, only dumb
Narumi ahh

Thanks to Squaresoft and Akira Toriyama for making such a great game!
Thanks to Sakura Lemon Fanfics for putting this work of smut up on their
page!
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IDIOTS LIST

Meimi i wonder what steller people are on the *wait for it* DREADED....
Idiots list
Pariah ME
Pariah THE END
Narumi Yes, we can blame Sakura Lemon for this fic too
Pariah GHANDI
LadyCato This guy is sick. At least FFML Schala did a well-written lemon.
Foxi "this work of smut" well...at least he's honest. ;p

No one here yet, but I do expect this to grow as people start mailing
me. Readers beware! If you piss me off, you might find your E-mail
address posted here, at which time all of this page's fans will
humiliate you. BEWARE!!!
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Pariah oh, I ph34r so
LadyCato Fans?
LadyCato BWA HA HA
LadyCato I'm so scared.
Narumi Foxi: It's not even good enough to be called smut...
Meimi oh how SCARY ;)
* Foxi nods...I can see that...
Pariah I like tities.
Deneb Oooh, I'm shaking!
Deneb I'm shuttering!
Meimi i've shivering in my undies from what the dreaded idiots could
DO to me!
LadyCato Deneb, you're shacking? ;)
Pariah ROFL

Well, that's all for now. I'll be expecting some mails from you guys,
so don't disapoint me!
Send all E-mail and comments to:
The ILLUSTRIOUS Joey
aka Baron Aloha, Spaceman Hardy, Meelo the Meatloaf-Mack-Daddy-Pimp

Narumi I mean...Yuri calls herself a SmutWriter and is much better than this
Narumi Will this guy shut up already!
Deneb Blah-blah-blah JUST END THE DAMN FIC ALREADY!
* Pariah sets up an ass-ass-ination attempt
Narumi o.O

(don't ask), and the Ultimate Being in the Universe
E-mail: spacemanhardy@juno.com

Deneb Damn, his footer's probably better thought-out than his lemon ^_^:;
LadyCato EMAIL HIM!
Narumi juno
LadyCato I swear we should change our names in the MST and send it to him.
Pariah hehehe ^.^
Meimi ;) emailbomb his pitiful juno address
Pariah tell me it's over...
LadyCato It actually IS over. *L*
Narumi yeah
Pariah yay ^^
Meimi ^-^
Pariah Must go to bed... and have horrible dreams -_-
Narumi well...that was completely painful!
Deneb YAAY!
LadyCato Pariah, don't shack too much...
Deneb "Liberation!"
Narumi Sanctuary!
* Foxi is going to go to bed...
* LadyCato chuckles
Meimi at least it wasn't that horrid d fic
Foxi That thing makes me "shutter". ;p
Narumi hai me go to be too
LadyCato Thanks for coming, Foxi.
Meimi :
Pariah I'm sorry, but every time I hear the name ILLUSTRIOUS, it's going
to make me shutter...