Our heroes were arriving in Jappa, where they saw The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything. They were broke because they were spending all of their money on cheese curls. Captain Pa told them that one of the bags contains a golden Mr. Twisty's Ticket and the prize is a tour of the factory. They thought about working at the bar, but the manager feared they would eat up all the profits.
Despite the fact that they were low on funds, this was a memorable day, because Jonah showed up, "Jonah in this version was played by Archibald Asparagus" explained Donna, "Phil Vischer figured that he could use a big role"
"I remember him," Derek said, "He's the stuffy British asparagus."
"I Am Groot(Reminds me of his Rumor Weed quote)" said Groot
"I know" Donna replied, 'I'm not a robot, I'm British"
As they were giggling, they saw him sending a message in song.
Do not fight.
Do not cheat.
Wash your hands before you eat.
There is nothing quite as sweet-
A message from the Lord
Be a friend.
Say your prayers.
Heaven loves a heart that cares.
That is why I've come to share a message from the Lord.
And if you follow God's commands,
There will be peace throughout the land.
You will live long and happy lives...
With your sheep - your kids - your wives.
Don't eat pigs
Don't eat bats.
Don't eat beetles, flies, or gnats.
Stay away from all of that.
A message from the Lord
Do what's right.
Don't provoke.
Put four tassels on your cloak.
Do not laugh, it's not a joke.
A message from the Lord
Later that night, The Backyard Gang crashed into Jonah's tent, "Let's go over a few rules kids" Jonah said, "No wrecking the tent, don't make loud noises when I pray, and always wipe your feet on the Welcome Mat.
After they wiped their feet, Jonah prayed where he's going next. God told him that he needs to go to the city on Ninevah, which is in Syria. They Ninevites hated Israelites. They lie and steal, and worse, they slap people with fishes. Jonah didn't want to go, because he might get caught.
No, it cannot be.
Your messages are meant for me,
and my brothers.
We are your chosen people
And Ninevah well, they're not!
There must be some mistake
A big misunderstanding.
It's really hard to take
How could you be so demanding?
For years I've been your messenger from Moresheth to
Gath.
But Ninevah should get no chance to turn
They've earned your wrath!
No, it cannot be
Your messages are meant for me,
and my brothers.
We are your chosen people
And Ninevah well, they're not!
