A/N: 'Sup, guys! I'm going to enjoy all the ideas I have for this chapter, and I hope you all will, as well. But first, lets answer some reviews.

Reaper7, will do, and thanks for reviewing!

Toxic the Hedgehog, Nah, Tails knows his lines perfectly, he just doesn't like acting. And no worries, Captain Prower will be in this chapter!

"Okay, guys, we have a lot of filming to do today, so lets try to have as little interruptions as possible." Tails announced as he and Omega took their seats in the lawn chairs. They had just recently arrived at Emerald Coast and were preparing the set for their movie. Amy had gotten Tails' costume together (she was the Costume Designer), and kept reminding Tails that he needed to go change into his outfit.

Shadow was busy griping about the entire ordeal in general. "Why are we even doing this? Film making is the ONE business I NEVER wanted to participate in!" He growled at Sonic.

"I actually don't know" Sonic replied with a shrug. "I think some dude convinced Vector that this would make millions."

"Wait... does that mean Vector is the Producer? Is that why this whole thing is just a Pirates of the Carribean ripoff?" Shadow asked, somewhat annoyed.

"Nah, I think the dude told him that making spoofs off of POTC would just be more successful. I don't get why I'm potraying Will Turner, though. I was actually hoping to be Davy Jones."

"And... Vector decided that Tails would be Jack Sparrow?'

"Yeah..."

"Wait... if Tails and Omega are the directors, wouldn't THEY be deciding the parts?"

"They just direct the acting, not the acting parts, I think. Where is Vector?"

"Back in the office. He didn't want to come along for the filming. He had to do paperwork and all that other junk."

The conversation ended when Vector suddenly appeared.

"Hello, boys!" he greeted cheerfully.

"...Vector?" Shadow asked. "I thought you stayed back at the studio."

"Oh please, Shads, its only a block from Emerald Coast. I decided to
stick around before getting the film festival promotions done on the
computer." The crocodile answered with a chuckle. "That reminds me,
Shadow, I'm not sure where everything is at the studio. D'ya mind
helping me find the computer room?"

"Oh no, not that again!" Shadow growled, waving his hands in front of himself.

Sonic laughed. "Oh please Shadow, its not like the studio is floating
around in space and about to fall..."

"YO, WE'RE GONNA FILM THE NEXT SCENE!" Scourge shouted at the three as
he zipped by with his boom mike.

"SCOURGE, EASY WITH THAT THING! THOSE ARE EXPENSIVE!" Vector yelled
desperately as he chased the green hedgehog through the filming
equipment.

Omega seemed to ignore them. "OKAY, EVERYONE GET IN POSITION. THIS
NEXT SCENE IS AFTER MISS ACORN IS SAVED FROM DROWNING BY CAPTAIN
PROWER. THE NAVY THEN APPEARS AND INTENDS ON ARRESTING HIM." he
shouted in his monotone voice. Tails sighed, he really hated acting.

"AND... ACTION!"

VvVvVvV

"I'm sorry, dear, but he IS a pirate, and must be put to death." Max,
Sally's father, answered grimly, as he stood in front of a group of
navy officers, who pointed their weapons fiercely at the pirate.

"Pirate or not, he saved my life!" Sally growled. Suddenly, Captain
Prower, or Tails, wrapped the chains that were cupping his arms around
Sally's neck.

"Alright, nobody move!" he growled. "Drop your weapons, or she gets
it!" (Curse of the Black Pearl doesn't go EXACTLY like this, Mobians
always change the story and script slightly).

"Forgive me, my dear." Tails said in a cheeky voice at Sally.

"Your a monster!" she retorted.

"Maybe so." Tails' grin grew even wider as he then slipped the chain
off. He then grabbed the rope of a nearby ship and prepared to swing
off, wrapping his chain around the rope.

"You shall remember this as the day you ALMOST caught Captain Miles
Prower!" he shouted triumphantly as he launched off. The navy then
began firing off several rounds at him as he swung around on the rope.
Tails then released the rope and ran across the dock stretching before
Emerald Coast. As he ran, Orbot and Cubot watched through their
camera's.

"Alright, lets activate the first special effect for this set." Orbot
said quickly as he made a hand signal to Sonic, who then pressed a
button on a large effect board.

As soon as he pressed it, a giant Orca was triggered to launch out of
the water and chase the fox, wrecking the dock along the way.

"HEY, WHAT THE-, THIS WASN'T PART OF THE SCRIPT!" Tails screamed as he
narrowly avoid the Orca's deadly plunge.

"Just hang in their, bro." Sonic said, shrugging his shoulders. Tails
continued running until he reached the beach, and ran into a prop
town.

VvVvVvV

"...And, CUT!" Vector shouted, who was now next to Omega as the second
director, as well as producer. "Great job, everybody! The next scene
will be the fight scene between Jack Sparrow and Will Turner, er... I
mean Miles Prower and Sonic the Hedgehog" he corrected himself
quickly. The cast then took a quick break, mostly for coffee, before
returning to the set.

"Alright, everyone ready?" Vector asked. The team all gave him a thumbs-up.

"3... 2... 1... ACTION!" Omega shouted.

VvVvVvV

Captain Prower snuck around quietly, keeping out of sight from the
various navy soldiers. He wasn't sure how long he'd last out there,
though. He needed a place to hide.

He finally found what he was looking for: A closed Chili Dog
restaurant, the perfect hiding spot. He ran over and jumped through a
window, which had been carelessly left open. Upon entering, he took in
his surroundings. He had entered through the kitchen window, made
obvious by the various oven and cooking utensils spread across the
room. Their was an old blue hedgehog, sporting a large, white
moustache asleep in the corner of the kitchen. A lower ceiling hadn't
been put in, as Tails could see the rafters plainly. He then
remembered that handcuffs and a short chain were still around his
wrists, and decided to put the ovens to use. By gently sliding the
chain beneath the wheel of a rollable oven, he kicked the large
kitchen tool, causing it to roll over the chain and break it, freeing
his wrists. He breathed a sigh of relief, until he heard the door
open. Thinking quickly, he dove behind a large crate of hot dog buns.

Sonic entered the room and looked around. He smiled when seeing the
older hedgehog, his uncle, to be precise, still asleep in the corner.

"Good, your right where I left you..." he said as he continued looking
around. He spotted the oven kicked across the room, and managed to
obtain his most serious expression.

"...And not where I left you." he ran over to inspect the oven, and
found a shoe-print. Indeed, someone had kicked it. He then saw a
Captain's hat, and picked it up. Suddenly, he heard someone approach him from behind,
and whipped around to find Tails pointing a sword at him.

"I'll be taking that, mate." Tails said as he snatched the hat out of
Sonic's hand and put it back on his head.

"...So your the pirate the Navy's after." Sonic growled. "Are you not?"

"Indeed I am, mate" Tails answered, his blade unmoving from the
hedgehog's chest. The two stared at each other for a minute, before
Sonic broke the silence.

"Uh... what do we do now?" he asked the directors.

"Er... I actually don't know." Vector said, looking puzzled. An
impatient Knuckles shouted from somewhere far away.

"JUST FIGHT!"

"Oh, okay then." Sonic answered before pulling a sword out from
nowhere. The two locked in an epic sword fighting scene, swinging
their silver weapons skillfully. Sonic then grabbed the door of a
nearby oven and yanked it open, revealing dozens of chilidogs. He
chucked the delicous food at his opponent. Tails dodged and sliced his
way through the barrage of chilidogs.

"Who makes all these things?" The fox asked, as he glanced at more of
the flying food.

"I do." Sonic answered as he threw another one, in which Tails sliced
away. "And I practice with them three hours a day."

"You've gotta get yourself a girl, man" Tails replied as he dodged
more chilidogs. He then entered a sword lock with his opponent.

"...Or maybe you already have one, and that's why you practice three
hours a day. So you can just impress her." Tails hissed with a smirk. Sonic
growled and pushed forward, sliding his sword off of the other blade
and slashing at Tails.

"I practice three hours a day, so when I meet a pirate, I CAN KILL
IT!" he shouted as he grabbed more chilidogs. Tails didn't reply
and allowed himself to be battered by the food.

"CUT!" Vector yelled. "Tails, what are you doing? Your supposed to DODGE."

"Well, I had a question." Tails said. Vector sighed.

"What is it?"

"Well, how the hec do ya practice three hours a day with chilidogs?"
he asked. Everyone thought for a moment. Suddenly, Omega found a
solution.

"I BELIEVE YOU SHOULD ASK THE SCRIPT WRITER." he answered finally.

It wasn't long until the writer (Knuckles), had been dragged to the set.

"Um, we have a question." Scourge asked.

"Well what is it?!" Knuckles snapped, obviously impatient.

"Well, I was just wondering how you can practice three hours a day
with chilidogs." Tails explained. "You see, I don't see how someone
can, with-"

"BECAUSE I SAID SO! NOW SHADDAP!" Knuckles shouted before storming off
the stage.

The cast all glanced at each other.

"All right, lets just get this scene over with. 3, 2, 1, ACTION!"
Vector shouted as Sonic and Tails resumed fighting. They began going
over their lines again.

"...And I practice with them three hours a day-" Sonic began.

"HEY, WHO ORDERED A SIZE LARGE PEPPORONI?" Silver shouted as he
entered the filming set, holding a pizza and sporting a black uniform.

"OH, THAT WAS ME!" Scourge shouted excitedly, dropping the boom mike.

BOOM!

Dropping it had caused it to slam on the ground, creating a huge,
loud noise and popping everyone's eardrums.

"Ugh, cut..." Vector said as he held his head, trying to ease a now
huge headache.

Eggman, the sound tester/actor, then ran into the room.

"AUGH! MY EARS! MY EARS!" he shouted before passing out on the floor.

"Well..." Vector began weakly, "At least THAT part is over with".

"Whoops, clumsy me." Cubot said as he inspected the camera. "Ah had
the lens cap on the whole time... heh heh..."

Tails' eyes widened. "Are you saying that..."

"Yup, I've just been filming this 'ere black lens cap. We'll need to
do a reshoot."

A devastated Sonic fell to his knees.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

~END OF PART 1~

A/N: Welp, now it's finally done. Soooo sorry for the long wait.
School really catches on ya, y'know? Anyway, please leave a review.

Ciao!

-Gnat1