My mouth dropped open. I realized that I looked like a fish and shut it quickly.

"There's been some mistake!"

"What the- "

"DEAR GOD ABOVE, SOMEONE HELP US!"

"Oooooh look! CHIPS! I am starving!" said Emmett, as everyone else backed away.

"Ummm…Emmett?" I began tentatively. "Have you seen this cast list?"

"Yup."

"And… you aren't surprised by the arrangements?"

"Nope."

"…"

Rosalie cut in, a look of disbelief (and disgusted terror) upon her face. "You're not ACTUALLY going to take this part, are you?"

"Of course I am! I CAN'T PASS UP A CHANCE LIKE THIS!" Emmett yelled in excitement.

"Oh yes you can! And you will!" Rosalie now looked as frightening as the disappointed girls standing behind her, glaring at Emmett. Yes. Girls.

"But Emmett, how will any of us EVER be seen in public again after this?!? WE'RE DOOMED!" whined Jasper.

"Emmett, in your future I see you in a wig and a skirt, singing Breaking Free with EDWARD. Is that how you want this to turn out?" Alice asked frantically.

"Yup."

I scanned the cast list again, hoping beyond hope that it wasn't true.

Forks Center for the Performing Arts- High School Musical Cast List

Troy Bolton………………Edward Cullen

Gabriella Montez……..Emmett Cullen.

I looked away. Darn. I did get it right the first time.

"Well," began Alice. Edward shot her a look. "At least they don't kiss until the second movie…"