A/N: Review please! This is of course more humourous than the fluffiness of my last chapter (=.
Phrase - You slept with (insert name here)! But you don't even like him/her. Pairing - Snape/Sirius
It seemed like a totally normal day at Grimmlaud Place. Harry and his friends were due to go back to school in a few days time, Christmas spirit was still in the air and Arthur Weasley had thankfully had a quick recovery after using some muggle medicine that his wife did not approve of.
Yes, it seemed like this was a totally normal day unlike so many of the others," thought Harry wistfully as he scoured the library shelves for a potions book to help him with his essay. It was nice to have a break from the adventure and excitement every once in a while.
Of course though, in Grimmlaud Place you can never expect peace for long and Harry knew that. Sitting down in one of the antique yet comfy armchairs, he was proven right as Ron burst into the room, a look of deep disgust on his face and waving his arms around wildly.
"What is it, Ron?" asked Harry wondering what could possibly be so important and disgusting at the same time.
"Lupin. Snape. Bedroom," panted Ron, and ran out of the library.
Tossing the priceless book aside, Harry followed him, slightly disturbed by what those three words had implied. Remus and Snape in a bedroom? If what they were doing was so innocent then why would Ron have looked so disturbed? To be honest, he really didn't want to think about it.
Running down the spiral staircase, he walked straight into Remus himself, who was wearing a rather mischievous and knowledgeable grin.
Harry stood still and looked him in the eyes, before saying "You slept with Snape? You don't even like him! In fact scratch that, you hate him!"
Remus gave him a very confused look.
"I think you might want to ask Sirius about that," he finally said, still feeling slightly queasy as he remembered the noises coming from Sirius's room a while ago, and the fact that Snape had left it a moment ago.
Harry stood there, mouth open. What!?!
"Teachers have sex lives too, Potter," said Snape, brushing past him, robes billowing as always.
Yep. I was right. You never can get a normal day here, in fact, this has to be as weird as it gets…
