Chapter 2: Cheap Disses
Click. Who turned off the television? "Sorry guys, I just can't stand watching Teletubbies and hearing Edward sing along anymore!" Yuunagi confessed. I couldn't blame her, but It was still cute seeing Edward singing and dancing.
I was about to go to the kitchen to get a snack when out of no where, I was blinded by a bright light. When it faded away, we now saw two extra floating pieces of paper. One was a drawing of Bella, and the other Jacob.
"Oh crap, I'm a floating sheet of paper!" Jacob whined.
"Join the club" Bella said.
When I looked to my left I now saw Mariana running around the room yelling "blushiaga man" (I'm guessing a weird side effect from the light) and, Jacob and Edward were glaring at each other. Oh the joy. I can see it already, Edward and Jacob, tearing each others heads off.
"YO PAPEH IS SO THIN, YOU FALL THROUGH CRACKS IN THE FLOOR!" Oh, so Edward is going to start dissing now? This is going to be interesting.
I went to sit down with Kimberley and Yuunagi, but didn't spot Alyssa.
"Yo, where did Alyssa go?" I asked. "She went home because Mariana was giving her a head ache" Kimberley replied. I nodded in response and glanced at Yuunagi. She looked like she was planning some evil plot, but I was in no mood to ask.
Jacob's come back diss interrupted my thinking. "YO PAPEH IS SO THIN…"
"OH MY GOD," whoa, what's wrong with Yuunagi? "EVERYBODY SHUT THE HELL UP!" Everyone became silent, even Mariana stopped acting crazy.
Suddenly Yuunagi yanked out her sword and started pointing it at Edward. "I have had it with you Edward. You're annoying, you watch Teletubbies, and YOU'RE A FREAKIN' PIECE OF PAPER MAN! SO I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!"
"WAIT!!" Bella said getting Yuunagi's attention. "Please don't! If you kill him I won't have any reason to live. He is the love of my life. If you kill him, you should just kill me too."
Yuunagi's face softened, and a large frown spread across her face. "Sorry, I guess I get a little carried away sometimes."
"Oh thank goodness" Bella said relieved. She went to hug, Yuunagi but she forgot that she was still paper.
"AH, WHAT THE HELL!" Yuunagi pinned Bella down "ever give me a paper cut again, and you will wished you never met me"
"OKAY OKAY GET OFF ME"
-sigh- I have to figure out how to get these guys back into their fantasy world.
