Authors note

(I got a little carried away… --')

I am very sorry but my computer is…dead? Unreliable? Not working? Mad at me? Useless? Yeah…all that and more…It just stopped working suddenly and I had like…3 chapters? So…I can't really put the story up…wow…sad. The only reason I could put this up was because I am at …Madison's house (I don't know what to call her…Fuebi? Madison? Who knows…) so…I will be out on THIS story for awhile, actually…for a long time…and on the random stories because I wrote some for them too and it would be pointless to re write them. Well…life sucks and I'm out, c'ya…

Rekaina

PS: Life REEEAAAALY sucks…what Madison? No, for the last time, NINJA TURKEYS DO NOT EXIST…that is all…

PPS: NEITHER DOES NINJA KITTIES MADISON

Mad: Does that mean ninja monkeys don't exist either?

Me: No they…actually…they do

Mad: YAY!

Me: Why did I put this PPS up anyways…? It is the unanswerable question!

Shikamaru: There is an answer…you're a crazy troublesome women (how did he get here? Wait…there is a door)

Me: …True

Mad: Can Shikamaru say a sentence without using the word troublesome?

Shikamaru: Yes I can you trou…yes I can

Mad: You still technically said it! Hahahahaha…I win

Shikamaru: Actually… -mouth gets covered-

Me: Let her have her glory…

Mad: …I feel slightly insulted…OH WELL! –Throws party-

Me: …this is getting out of hand people…

Mad: Oh yeah…Shikamaru, Naruto and Neji are…pretty damn smexy…

Me: I believe she meant "sexy"

Mad: I thought I said "sexy"? I like smexy better…hehe

Me: Troubleso…irksome…

Mad: "Irksome"? Doesn't that mean troublesome?

Me: …Actually "Troublesome" means something is to much trouble or a person doesn't want to get involved "Irksome" means something bugs you, hence the root work "irk"

Mad: What the hell? Stop being smart it pisses me off…

Me: Just because of that I will continue being smart to bug you

Mad: Excuse me while I read the dictionary to outwit you! Ha, I said "wit" that proves I'm intelligent! Ha, again I don't need to read the dictionary!

Me: …so you admit you need to memorize the dictionary to increase your own IQ? That is quite depressing my amigo…

Mad: At least I know I am better baseball…er, softball

Me: You only wanted me to take softball to prove you were better at something…why do you do that all the time?

Mad: Because I want to be better than you! God, I sound like Naruto…

Me: Let's end this before we start rambling…to late

Mad: Fine, but I get the last word…s

Me: FIN

Mad: Le FIN

Me: Baka

Mad: I wanted the last word!

FIN (I said that –Madison cries- BURN!)