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Chapter 2: She's You, Just Girlier
"What the-what happened?" groaned a girl with a bunny hat with one bang of bright blonde hair sticking out. A green backpack was slung over her shoulders, and a sword stuck out from underneath it, and the figure next to her, face-down and with mottled brown and white fur, answered.
"I'll tell ya what happened, we must've had too many of Prince Gumball's cream puffs," grumbled the second, her sassy voice muffled.
"No, I don't think so," muttered the girl as she rubbed her head.
"Oh my grod," gasped Jake, gawking openly at the girl. "She looks just like you! Just-girly!"
"Yeah? Well, look who's talking!" Finn countered, annoyed. "She looks just like you-except she's girly and a cat!"
"Who said that?!" demanded the girl, leaping to her feet and drawing her sword. Her eyes landed on the Ice King, and she sucked in a startled breath. "Caaaake," she said slowly, warily pointing her sword at the trio before her.
"What is it, honey?" asked the cat, still lying face-down on the floor.
"I think I found the Ice Queen's dad, and he's uglier than her," whispered the girl. Unfortunately, she wasn't being as quiet as she thought she was, and both Finn and Jake burst out laughing again as Ice King exploded with anger. Her eyes darted over to Finn and Jake before they widened, and her mouth dropped open. However, before she could say anything about her apparent clones, the Ice King began to rant.
"Who're you calling ugly?!" he shouted, waving his arms. He then seized his robe, and yanked it up. "Just check out this bod! How can you call that ugly?!"
The girl recoiled violently. "Ewwww! Stop that, that's disgusting!"
"Yeah man, that's nasty," Finn agreed, wincing as he was forced to look at the Ice King's behind.
"What-" Ice King faltered, dropping his robe. "How can you say that?! I created you! You're supposed to love me!"
"Loud man say what now?" demanded the cat, finally lifting her head. "Holy guacamole on a frying pan!" she exclaimed, leaping to her feet and clawing her way up the girl's side as she stared at the Ice King. "Man, you're just as ugly as the Ice Queen, just more like an old man!"
"Old-OLD MAN?!" shrieked Ice King, before he stomped his feet. "Forget it, then! I created you both to love me, but now I see that's not going to be happening! Prepare to meet your doom!"
The girl waved her sword. "Bring it on, ugly! I can take you any day!" she challenged, just as Cake muttered with a disgusted expression, "We're supposed to love this weirdo?"
The Ice King charged up his ice bolts, and the girl tensed, ready for battle, when…
"What's all this annoying racket?! If you all don't quiet down in the next two seconds, I'll-"
Everyone's heads swiveled to the entrance to the Ice King's bedroom, where an old woman stood, with white hair, blue skin, a darker blue dress, and a replica of the Ice King's crown. She spotted the Ice King at almost the same time, and the threat that had been bubbling on her lips died as she gawked at her male counterpart.
"Is that…me? Just as a female?" exclaimed Ice King slowly, before he scoffed and waved a hand. "Man, they're right, she is hideous."
The Ice Queen immediately snapped out of her daze. "Yeah? Well, have you looked in the mirror lately? Oh wait, I forgot, you can't! Because you broke it the last time you did with your ugly looks!"
"What?!" shrieked Ice King, and the Ice Queen smirked.
"Want some ice with that burn?!" she taunted, blue magic flaring up around her hands. "Because I can help with that!"
"At least my skin doesn't look like a reptile's like yours does!" countered Ice King, his own magic flaring up as well.
"How dare you!"
While the two descended into a squabble, Finn decided this was a good chance to get out of there.
"Psst! Hey!" he whispered, and the girl's head swung towards him. "Think you can get me and my best bud out of here?" he asked, and the girl nodded, nudging her companion and gesturing to the two trapped in ice. The cat nodded in agreement, making a large fist with her hand before smashing it down on the ice.
To the male duo's relief, the ice broke almost immediately, and Finn leapt to his feet. "Mathematical!" he exclaimed quietly, before gesturing for the female pair to follow them. "C'mon, this way!"
With Jake, he jumped out of the window, and Jake stretched out his legs, placing his feet on the ground as Finn landed on his back. "Let's go!" he called, and the girl nodded, doing the exact same thing with her cat.
And together, they made a quick getaway, the Ice King and Queen not noticing that their enemies had left.
"So who are you? And where are we?" asked the girl as they were a good distance away from the Ice King's palace.
Finn grinned and held out a hand for the girl to shake. "I'm Finn, and this is my best buddy Jake. And you're in the land of Ooo!"
"I'm Fiona, and this is Cake," replied the girl. "Y'know, this place is kinda weird. It's like a backward version of where I'm from, Aaa."
"I bet," Jake grumbled from next to Cake. "The Ice King wrote a book about us, but he just switched everything around, like genders and stuff."
"Are ya'll serious?" demanded Cake, and Finn sighed.
"Serious as a fisherman at a candy shop," he replied, and Fiona thought.
"How's that serious?" she asked, and Finn shrugged, not really knowing the answer to that.
"Anyways, he managed to bring ya'll out of the book with his magic pizza box," the human boy finished. He then paused. "But how'd the Ice Queen get out of the book too? I thought he just brought you two out."
Fiona frowned. "D'you think he brought the others out as well?
Princess Bubblegum's Laboratory:
"Alright Peppermint Butler, can you pass me the H1 formula sitting over there?" asked Princess Bubblegum, peering at a beaker full of murky purple liquid.
"Er-which one is that, Princess?" asked the round little candy man, searching around the lab.
"The blue one labeled H1 Formula," the candy princess replied absently, and Peppermint Butler nodded before grabbing said formula.
However, before he could get very far, there was a rumble and a bright flash of light. Peppermint Butler shouted in alarm, dropping the beaker as Princess Bubblegum whirled around.
"What in the name of science-" she began, before she gasped.
Standing in front of her was a man that looked just like her.
He also looked rather confused, before smiling weakly and holding up a plate of cream puffs that he was holding.
"Would you like a cream puff?"
Marceline's House:
"GET-OUT-OF-MY-ROOM!"
"Hey, calm down babe, I didn't mean to crash," replied Marshall Lee breezily as he floated out of Marceline's furious reach. "It was just strumming my sweet bass when bam! Instant teleportation. Wicked, huh?"
Marceline snarled and swiped again at her male clone, who laughed and barely hovered out of the way, strumming at his axe/bass.
"You know, this place is sweet," he commented, looking around. "A little too much pink for my tastes, but we can always fix that."
"No you won't! This is my room, my house, my rules! So get out!"
"Oh yeah?" challenged Marshall Lee, smirking lazily at the vampire queen. "Make me."
Marceline hissed, and began to shift into a gigantic bat. Marshall Lee watched, fascinated, before laughing darkly and copying her.
He was going to have so much fun.
"…Gosh, I sure hope not," Fiona commented, exchanging worried glances with Cake. "I mean, it's bad enough that there's now Ice Queen and Ice King. What about all the other villains we have to fight on a daily basis?"
"Aw, don't worry about it girl-Finn," replied Jake, not noticing how Fiona's face turned an angry red at the nickname. "We got your back."
"Yeah!" exclaimed Finn happily, and Fiona's expression cleared. "Since there's double us, there's double the butt-kicking experience for the bad guys! Man, this is going to be so cool!"
"Mm-hmm!" hummed Cake happily in agreement. "Now, where ya'll staying at? Because I want to get me some chow!"
"You said it sister!" agreed Jake. "Follow us! We can make an everything-burrito!"
"Mm-mm yeah! Boy, if I weren't already datin' Lord Monochromicorn, you'd be the perfect man for this kitten!"
"Yeah! It's kinda the same with me and Lady Rainicorn," agreed Jake thoughtfully as both Finn and Fiona made faces.
"Ew, gross!" muttered Fiona.
"Yeah, guys, it's kinda creepy, so cut it out."
D3ath: I hope you guys liked this chapter! I especially liked how Prince Gumball and Marshall Lee turned out... :3 Anyways, please review, and, as always, give me some feedback and some constructive criticism! I wanna know how I'm doing with this! (:
