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Xigbar's Secrets
I got back from a hard mission that Saix assigned me to do. It took me two hours to complete. I was exhausted; I walked down the Hall That Never Was. I heard talking at number two's door. I pressed my ear against the door. It sounded like Xigbar was telling a story. Who else is in there? I don't hear another voice, only his. So I opened the door, I couldn't believe my eyes, he was reading Red Riding Hood to his arrow gun. I quickly closed the door and I burst out laughing. I wanted to get a video, but he would've noticed.
I remember one night, he got drunk. Larxene was the one who got him drunk. Man, he said some crazy shit, I was there and I witnessed it all. It was around midnight; I was in my need rolling side to side, I couldn't be comfortable and I couldn't sleep. So I got up from my bed and I headed to the Grey Area. Maybe I'll sleep better out there. As I was walking down the hall, I could hear yelling and giggling. "OHH! Jiggle Bells, my ass smells and Xemmy laid an egg!" I snorted, as I entered the Gray Area. Xigbar was dancing around the room. It was him and Larxene, and me that's about it. Boy it reeked of beer, Saix nor Xemnas wouldn't appreciate the smell, and the beer bottles lying around.
Larxene and Xigbar glared at me. "If it isn't Reno Banner. Man, I'm your biggest fan!" I know I look like Reno. People often assume that's my name. Apparently, he's missing. That's what Sid and his gang said. "It's Axel. Got it memorized?"
Larxene just rolled her eyes. "Larxene why did you get him drunk?"
"Well, I couldn't sleep and I need some entertainment to help me sleep."
"Ho, ho, ho!" He wrapped his arm around me. "Rudolph with your nose so bright. Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?" So he thought I was Reno Banner and now he thinks I'm Rudolph?
Larxene was laughing her ass off. "I better go to sleep, I have a big mission tomorrow." Larxene walked off. I know what she's doing, she left because she doesn't want to take the blame if Saix or Xemnas finds out.
I sat on the couch and I watched Xigbar sing and dance."Oh, Beef, sweet delicious beef! You're so moist and make my mouth drool, mmmm, yummy!"
He's singing about beef? This is messed up. I sure hope he doesn't wake up the members and I sure don't want to take any blame for this. I turned on my heel and headed toward the hall wall. "Hey, Reno. Don't you be thinking about leaving ole Xiggy by himself."
"I need my beauty sleep." I waved him off and went to my room. I locked the door in case he decides to brag in.
Boy what a night, I thought it was funny that he thought I was Reno Banner. Before I close this letter; lemme tell ya what found the beer bottles and he called us to a meeting. I confessed EVERYTHING. Saix believed me, now Larxene has to be watched by Saix for a year. I just sat back in my chair like a proud man. I know revenge will get to me.
