Hurray Hurray HURRAY for Chapter 2! I still don't own Jimmy Neutron. If I did, I wouldn't have ended it with such a cryptic episode. I don't own "Blame it (On the Alcohol) " by Jamie Foxx as well. JUST SAYING.
CHAPTER 2: Blame it on the Alcohol
The boys arrived at the club at around 9PM that evening. They walked in and proceeded to look for a place to sit, ignoring the vulgar comments thrown at them by the various inebriated girls they recognized from school. It was clear that the once infamously dorky trio had grown up quite a bit, and cleaned up while they were at it. Jimmy, once the shortest boy in his class, was now 6 feet tall, allowing the rest of his body to be proportionate to his head. His once swirly hairdo was now kept short, but not too short, and wardrobe gradually became more and more decent, due to constant urging of Cindy and Libby. All of this put together made Jimmy Neutron quite the commodity with the ladies nowadays. Sheen grew to about Jimmy's height, and decided that while Ultra Lord would always be his hero, he did not need the action figure to dominate his wardrobe as well. This turned out to be all that Sheen needed to make himself more presentable. Carl was still Carl, allergic to most of the world, but he had slimmed out a bit after he grew a few inches. He wasn't quite as tall as Jimmy or Sheen, but he had grown considerably.
The club was packed and loud. The DJ played the first few seconds of Like a G6 by Far East Movement when he had spotted Cindy and Libby.
The two girls were on the dance floor, clearly owning it, as many people paused to just watch them dance. But what got Jimmy was her outfit. He felt a sudden possessive need to tell her to cover up. He didn't want other guys looking at her, but there they were.
Jimmy looked away, trying to distract himself. To his left, he saw a crowd of teenagers tangled up and dancing so inappropriately that it was almost a bit disturbing. To his right, he saw various couples making out, including Nick Dean and Betty Quinlan, who was wearing perhaps the shortest dress Jimmy had ever seen. His thoughts were soon interrupted when Libby and Cindy left the dance floor and approached the trio.
"So.." Libby started, "we heard Nick Dean has a couple of bottles. Are you guys down?"
"Anything for my UltraQueen!" said Sheen enthusiastically.
"Well.. maybe just a sip" replied Carl.
Jimmy considered this for a moment. He sighed. Let the night of teenage debauchery begin!
"I'm in."
Nick approached the group and passed them two bottle. Just then, a very appropriate song for the occasion started up.
Blame it on the Goose
The bottle was passed around among them one by one. When it was Jimmy's turn, he pointed towards the bottle and shot Cindy a questioning look. She proceeded to mouth, "Grey Goose."
"Here goes nothing" said Jimmy, to no one in particular, and took a sip. He then took another. It wasn't Purple Flurp, but it could be worse.
Got you feeling loose
After the first bottle was done, Jimmy looked around at his friends. Everyone seemed a bit.. looser after they had a few sips of the Grey Goose. Carl was surprisingly yelling embarrassing pickup lines to every girl who walked by their booth, while Sheen and Libby were busy flirting outrageously with each other. Jimmy turned to Cindy, who was looking a bit jumpy.
Blame it on Petron
"Wanna open the Petron?" asked Cindy, motioning towards the bag with the remaining bottle.
They opened the bottle and passed it around amongst the group again.
Got you in the zone
A few minutes later, Cindy, clearly affected by the alcohol, was whispering flirty things to Jimmy and pulling him up off his seat, and to the dance floor. Cindy proved to be a good dancer, even while drunk. She pressed up against him and moved her body to the beat. Both drunk and sober parts of Jimmy's mind were rejoicing.
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
And then suddenly, Cindy put her arms around Jimmy's neck, and kissed him, tasting the alcohol that had got them both there.
Blame it on the alcohol
The story doesn't seem complete to me. I'll probably add a sober chapter eventually. Hope you guys enjoyed!
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