A/N: You guys rock! Six reviews after this had only been up for a few hours. This chappie is dedicated to you! I present to you: Jacob meets the gecko!
I ran through the woods as a giant wolf, my long, unkempt fur streaming behind me.
"'Ello!" a small voice with a pleasing British accent called. I skidded to a halt and quickly phased back.
"'Ello? Who's there?" I asked, barely noticing that I'd also used the accent.
"Down here, mate," the tiny voice called. I slipped some jeans on and then looked down. A little green gecko was staring up at me. It blinked.
I loved this gecko. Loved it more than anything. It was so cute. At least now I'd imprinted. Even if it was on a talking gecko.
"I love you!" I shouted.
The gecko backed away. "Um… I was going to tell you about Geico's customer satisfaction rate, but then I found out you were gay…."
"I'm not gay! I can't help who I imprint on! Besides, you called me mate! I'll be your mate if you want!"
The gecko took off running. I ran after it and grabbed it in my hands. "Help! I'm being attacked!"
Then the bloodsucker burst through the trees.
"What are you doing here? You're breaking the treaty!" I shouted, hiding the little green gecko behind my back.
"Okay, mutt. Give me the lizard. Now. I thought I killed it, but then I heard its voice, so I thought I'd come and save you from its annoying accent."
"First of all, it's a gecko, and second, I love him! I won't let you hurt him!"
He lunged at it. I hit him and ran away screaming like a maniac. And then the little gecko disappeared from my hand in a puff of purple smoke.
"Nnnnoooooooooooooo!!" I screamed.
"Nnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooo!!" the bloodsucker yelled. "Now I have to hunt it down!"
"Now I'll never have a love," I sighed. I vowed to find the gecko and save him from the bloodsuckers' clutches.
Then the scene disappeared and I was a wolf. Embry was standing beside me.
Dude, why are you screaming in a British accent about green geckos?
A/N: Okay, maybe not the best chapter, but I was in a hurry to get it posted before I lost my internet connection. I'll update again soon, and I promise it'll be better!
