Welcome to, Chaos On Deck Part X...

You know the spiel, I do not own Star Wars, Darth Vader, Emperor Palpatine, The Stormtroopers, the Death Star, these are all copyrights of LucasFilm Ltd. I also do not own any other references in the RP such as Wicked, Peter Pan, Kingdom Hearts. We also apologize to any movies, or trademarks not listed here that are in the spoof and respectfully request that should you find one you notify others of it's presence and realize that it is the product of the company who owns it and not this is a spoof things are going to happen in extremely bizarre ways and totally different from the story line.

This spoof in particular is taken from a roleplay the people listed below and I did on Neopets, and is THE TEAL STAR CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!. Now on to the participators...

Marly_Hugo35 (Me) - Darth Vader, Sam the PA Guy, Various Disney Characters

bugsbunny7117 - Chef, The Emperor, Various Disney Characters

Shoes - Luke Skywalker

And now on to the second part of "In Disney We Trust...""Operation Defying Gravity!"


"And I was like, 'That is my cake!' and she was all like, 'Nah-uh plastic boy that's mine,' and then..." "BEEP! BEEP! CODE 82.67584 IN PROGRESS, ALL MEMBERS OF THE TEAL STAR STAFF AFFECTED PLEASE REPORT TO SECTOR SECRET!" "Sorry Albert, but I got to go," Vader said as he raced off down the hall. "Where do you think he is now?," Sam asked as he joined Vader from an adjoining hallway. "AH! You scared me!," Vader shouted as he stumbled before leading the way around another corner and towards a solid wall, "He could be anywhere." The wall then opened up to reveal two Fire-Poles that went into the bowels of the ship. "TO THE TOON CAVE!," Vader shouted as he jumped on the left one and slid down followed by Sam on the right. A few seconds later they arrived in the newly expanded Toon Cave where red lights flashed all around and the gummi ship was happily idling, ready for they're departure. "Computer?" "Yes, Vaderman?" "What world has that ignorant fool reeked havoc on now?" "Neverland sir!" "Looks like it's time for Operation Defying Gravity!," Vader stated as he looked epically off into the middle distance before boarding the ship.

The Emperor was at his desk in his throne room, for once, shockingly, doing his job when the alarms sounded, "Blast it all!" He whipped off his glasses and ran over to a bust of Walt Disney, flipped up the head, and pressed a red button, opening up a hole in the floor, with a fire pole much like Vader's leading down into the belly of the station. "Bombs away!"The Chef meanwhile Had been busy flipping pancakes, "Johnson, take over my post!," he cried flying out the kitchen doors and into a nearby supply closet. Once there he pulled on a can of tomato soup which, like the Emperor's red button, revealed a fire pole hidden beneath the floor, "Here we go!" He said leaping The two of them soon fell into the back of the Gummi ship, "What's up Cap'n?" Asked the Chef.

"Looks like Fraggles has been spotted on Neverland," Vader said as he pushed random buttons, "Sam? Which one of these darn buttons is the garage door opener?" "I think the periwinkle one," the trooper replied pointing to a large periwinkle button on which was written, "GARAGE DOOR OPENER," in bold print. "Oh," Vader said pushing the button and waiting for the doors to open, "Operation Defying Gravity is a go!" The doors then opened completely and he stepped on the gas, causing the ship to take out of the hanger like the Emperor took off towards the kitchens when cake was on the line.

The Emperor hung onto his seat, "I know I say this pretty often but I HATE flying!"The Chef grinned, "Boy are you in for it."Palpatine's eyes widened, "Why?" Peter Pan was one of the few Disney movies he'd never actually seen, and he could never be bothered to actually read of course...The Chef grinned, "..Oh...You'll see." He so loved tormenting his boss when he could.

"Clank, woosh" "That didn't sound good everyone," Vader said before the computer cut in. "That was not good everyone. The flux capacitor was jellified in flight, we're working to fix it, but we'll have to make a crash landing on Neverland. Please note this is all Vader's fault so I hope he's happy." "Don't look at me, you jinxed us by say how much you hate flying, well let's see how much you like crashing!," Vader said as he started pushing as many buttons as his robotic hands could find, "No, not that one, definitely not that one!" Suddenly they broke into the atmosphere of the world and burst into flames, "AH FIRE! BAD MEMORIES, BAD MEMORIES!," Vader screamed as he flailed. Sam just sat calmly watching the island through the flames. "SPLASH! CRASH! Screeech… poof!," went the ship as it skipped across the sea before lodging itself deep in a sand bar. "At least the airbags worked this time…" Vader muttered with his mask in the large white airbag before "POP!" the airbag popped and he was flung against the seat as it deflated.

"NOO! CRASHING IS WORSE!," screamed the Emperor as they slammed into the ground. He rubbed his scalp, "I think I hit my head on something…"The Chef sat up, "Yeah, MY head...also, wrong movie again."The Emperor glared at him, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, so what's he messed up this time? Are the kids not meant to be here? Is Hook supposed to keep his hand?"

The Emperor after not receiving a response turned to his apprentice in a fit of utter indignant rage, "I HOPE YOUR HAPPY! I hope you're happy now! I how you're happy how you've hurt our cause forever, I HOPE YOU THINK YOU'RE CLEVER!," he shouted, arms in the air and Chef watched and scooted away from the hostile old man, throwing a sidelong glance at Sam as he did so.

Vader turned around hastily to face the decrepit old man, " I hope your happy! I hope your happy too!," he retorted before throwing the door of the ship off and stepping out onto the sandbar, "I hope your proud of how you've jeopardized the mission to feed your superstitions!" Sam just stumbled out of the ship and landed face first in the water, "AH SHARK! NO CROCODILE! NO guppy!"

The Chef turned to look and saw the guppy, no shark, no CROCODILE that Sam saw. "Oh FORCE!"The Emperor continued, "So though I can't imagine how! I hope you're happy! RIGHT! Noooooow!"The Chef broke in "GUYS! Listen to me… We can still all go on living. What we work and panic for. We can have all we ever wanted." He pointed frantically to the beast coming towards them.

"I know, but I don't want it, no, I REALLY don't want it anymore!," Vader said simply as he pulled some quick moves and pulled Sam from the jaws of the crocodile, "Something has changed within me, something is not the same, I'm through with playing by the rules of Steven's evil game. Too late for second guessing, too late to go back to sleep, it's time I trust the Force, close my eyes and leap!," he then leaped into then air as Tinker Bell swirled around him and he started to float. "It's time to try, Defying Gravity. I think I'll try Defying Gravity. And Steven can't pull me down!" "Can't I make you understand your having delusions of grandeur!," Sam shouted at his master as Vader floated higher and higher.

Palpatine leaped up, grabbing at his apprentices ankles. "Oh you just watch me!," but some dust sprinkled down onto him as he grabbed Vader's cape and was thinking gleefully of giving him a little shock. He started floating away and began to panic, "What? Oh Gosh! Oh Force! Oh NO!"The Chef was also hit with some of the tiny sparkles and started to drift into the air... His eyes widened and he grinned inside his helmet, "You Know what? I'm through accepting limits, cause SOMEONE! (He put his helmet in Steven's face) says they're so. Some things I'll can not cook but till I try I'll never know! Too long I've been afraid of losing favor with my boss! IF THAT'S WHAT MATTERS WELL IT COMES AT MUCH TOO HIGH A COST! I'd sooner buy, Defying Gravity. Kiss me good-bye, I'm Defying Gravity, And you can't pull me down!" He looked to the only person left on the ground, "Sammy! Come with us!"

"Think of what we could do! Together!," Vader shouted down at the PA Guy, "Unlimited, together we're unlimited..." "Together we'll be the greatest team there's ever been," Sam said as he ran and jumped onto Vader's ankles before the dust hit him, "Vader, dreams the we planned them, if we work in tandem." "There's no Doctor we can not end, Just you and I defying Gravity, with us and them defying gravity! He'll never kill us all!," they sang together as the group ascended.

The Emperor looked around, still desperately flailing about, "Well... now what?"The Chef looked about, at the beautiful landscape... and yet... "I hope were happy...now that we've chosen this…"The Emperor threw him a wide-eyed look, "Me too…""I hope it brings us bliss, I really hope we get it... or we at least live to regret it!"

"I hope we're happy in the end!," Vader sang as he looked at the sand bar far below. "I hope we're happy my friends!," Sam sang worriedly. "SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND US! LOOK TO THE WESTERN SKY! As someone told me lately, Steven really doesn't like to fly. And we're not flying solo, but at least we're flying free, to those who'd ground us take a message back from we!"

The Chef belted along, "Tell them how we're, Defying Gravity! We're flying high and Defying Gravity. And we may never come back down." The Emperor's eyes widened.

"And no Doctor, in all that 'twas. No Emperor there is or was, is ever gonna bring... US... DOWN!," Vader belted as they slowed down and floated high above the ocean below. "I HOPE WE'RE HAPPY!," Sam belted out. "Look at them, it's Pan! Get them!" "That doctor's going DOWWWN!" "No one mourns the children. So we've got to bring them...," sang the pirates on a ship below. "AYyyYY!" "DOWN!," the pirates shouted as they fired.

As the four of them finished their belt the Chef looked down at the sound of a small explosion and saw a canon ball... Headed right for them! He flew away from the group as fast as he could, "MOVE!"Palpatine also saw the canon ball and started to flounder awkwardly, trying to swim away, which wasn't something he was very good at anyway, so he mostly just spun in place. "AHHH!"

"CANNON!," Sam shouted as he rushed to get out of the way from the oncoming cannon ball. "Very good Sam those are cannon characters, they're native to this..." "CLANG!" "AHH! My arm! YOU USELESS PIECE OF POTATO SKIN!," Vader said as he flew towards the ship at full speed after replacing his hand. "NO! Vader it's Hook!," Sam cried as he flew after the Sith.

The Chef saw Vader flying towards the ship, grabbed the Emperor's cloak and flew after Vader and Sam, "VADER STOP DON'T MESS UP THE STORY!" It became all too clear that he wasn't going to make it there in time, so he slowed down, though he was still following them, and hoped to heaven above that Vader didn't do anything TOO Crazy... "Oh.. Don't let him do it…"

"Why you no good useless...," Vader said as he neared the ship before a sudden ticking noise filled the air and Vader stopped in his tracks. "IT'S HIM SMEE! THE DREADFUL BEAST!," Hook screamed as he ran behind Smee to hide from what ever was causing the ticking. "Vader! What were you thinking?," Sam said as he caught up, "We have to find..." "Why hello Sammy," a creepy voice sounded from above them. They both looked up to see the deranged doctor dressed in pirate garb looking over the railing with a sick smile plastered across his pale face. A pair of goggles kept his messy gray hair out of his face as he stared at the two, "Where are the other two useless fools?"

The Chef stared at the crazy looking pirate peering at Vader and Sam and thought for a moment they'd been caught. Then it clicked, "OH FORCE IT'S FRAGGLEHORN!" He considered just ramming into the doctor for a second, but he decided that would be blatantly obvious and to be honest something Palpatine would come up with. He reached a hand out and caught The Emperor's hood as he flew past and stopped him. He looked around for a second, he had to do SOMETHING. He noticed a nearby tree and, snatching a coconut off of it, took aim and fired. He didn't know exactly what would happen next, but it was better then charging in screaming and ruining the storyline.

"OUCH! Smee! He's learned to use coconuts as projectiles! We're doomed!," Hook screamed at the top of his lung from his curled up position on the floor, the coconut a few inches away. "I think you missed!," Fraggles called before snapping his fingers and appearing in the crow's nest, "Nice try though, but you WILL have to do better!" "Great! Now what CHEF!," Vader called.

The Chef thought for a moment, "We should probably get Pan's help!," he shouted down to Emperor looked at him, "But how do we get him to trust us, I mean adults are pirates! And... in case you haven't noticed, I look like a wrinkly old grandfather, but I think Vader and you two troopers might have a problem."The Chef crossed his arms and gave the Emperor a look, "...Yes.. well, Why don't we have a try first hmm?" He then turned to look back at the ship.

We could..." "Don't think too hard Sam, I really hate filling out paper work for causalities," Vader said as he thought to himself. "We could... USE JEDI MIND TRICKS!," Sam shouted to the sky. "Good, good, Sam, that was not the plan we're looking for," Vader said waving his hands in the classic Jedi Mind-Trick way before thinking some more, "We could ask the Supreme Beings for help?"

A note floated down from the sky, that Palpatine caught, "We regret to inform you that operations on the Teal Star have currently got us buried up to our supreme ears in paperwork, and we cannot at this time, stage a major intervention, but we will try to be there to help along the ~Supreme Being Bugs"Palpatine's hand met his face, and he forced the note over to Vader.

"Oh great, what has Barnabus done this time?," Vader said as another note floated down and he caught it, "Oh... I TOLD YOU TO LOCK THE WINDEX CABINET YOU USELESS STACK OF ROBES!" "Vader calm down, is there anything else on the note?," Sam asked. "It says we might enjoy the present they've sent us, it's a four-pack of magic cloaks that alter your appearance." "What present?"

Four robes fell down from the sky, one landing on each person's head Palpatine looked at it a moment, "Hey I've been needing a new robe!" He fumbled his way out of his old one and into the new one, in a few moments of awkward tumbling. He didn't look any different really, the new magic robe was black and the old man- Was suddenly not an old man anymore! The Chef's mouth dropped at what he saw, "You...you look SEVEN!," he exclaimed pointing at the younger version of Steven, "And you're not Grey!" The Emperor stared at him, "What are you talking about…" He looked down at his feet which were know a good deal closer to his face, "Oh no! I'm SHORT again!" He suddenly looked past his feet into the forest below…

"Vader! You have flesh again!," Sam exclaimed looking at the Sith in shock and amazement. "What?," Vader exclaimed as he felt his face to make sure, "And you have a face behind your helmet!" "Shut up Vader" suddenly another note floated down that read, "Oh another little coincidence... the cloaks render the pixie dust useless for twenty minutes, see you next fall." "Faulty pieces of fabric!," Vader said tossing the note before he began his free fall, "I HATE MAGIC!," he shouted on the way down. "I HATE YOU VADER! IF YOU HADN'T SUNG THAT BLASTED SON... TREE!" "Thud! Crack! Creak, snap! Crunch! BANG! OW!" "Thanks for breaking my fall Vader." "No problem Sam," Vader said looking up at the child on his back.

The Emperor's eyes went wide, "Chef they're falling out of the sky... Hey you were a cute kid."The Chef gave him a thumbs up and then his eyes too went wide at the first statement, "Wait what?"And then they were bumps, bruises, and broken tree limbs later the two of them were on the ground rubbing their Chef, in a voice he hadn't heard since he was ten, groaned, " Owww... I never thought I'd say this but I miss my helmet…," he sat up, with his head swimming. He looked at Vader, "You were blonde? I always thought you were a brunette...at least that's what it says in the history books…"The Emperor rubbed his head and sat up, "And I thought being an animal was weird..."

"Yeah try being burned in a volcano and then come talk to me about weird," Vader spat as he stood up and looked around. "Yeah Burn!," Sam laughed at Steven before Vader smacked him, "OW! WAH!" "Great, guess what we just became? That's right random rock! The Lost Boys!" "We're not lost, right over there is... yeah we're lost, I wish we had a GPS..." "How bout a map?," whispered a voice from the sky.

Palpatine stood up and dusted himself off, "Look I'm sorry, I had to make you dependant on me somehow… about that sun! Whew!" he cried wiping is brow "Sure is hot huh?"The young Chef's hand met his face, "Well!" he cleared his throat, "We probably should..." he looked up to see who had spoken, "A map?

Suddenly a map fell from the sky onto he ground with a note attached. "Isn't it nice to know your Supreme Beings have a voice? And with this voice we also have power, the power to print things on paper, so here's that map you need. With Deepest Love, The Supreme Beings," Vader read out loud as he picked up the map and unfurled it, "It's blank!"

The Chef walked over to it, took it from Vader, flipped it around, and handed it back to him. Then he took it again, flipped it right side up, and gave it back for a second time. He went behind Vader, or Annie now if he remembered the story correctly, to look at the map, "Ok so.. If that's he pirate's harbor.. then...we're right here." He said pointing to a spot on the map…, "but...where exactly Are we going anyways, (He decided to test it…)Annie?"

"I see," Vader said as he looked at the intricate map, on which a large X labeled 'You Are Here' showed their current position. "I guess we're headed here," Vader said pointing before he turned to glare at Chef, which wasn't really glaring as he was so adorable. "What makes you think that?," Sam asked before Vader pointed to another X labeled "Your Headed Here!"

The Chef grinned. He was right. "OK, so I guess we get moving," he said starting off in the direction the map pointed them Emperor shrugged and followed the Chef "Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to work we go!""Wrong movie sir."

"Dang it! I felt sure I had it that time!"

"What? Can't we just whistle while we work?," Vader protested as he followed the group with his nose stuck in the map. "Just keep walking, walking, walking, what do we do? We walk, walk, walk," Sam sang as he made his way through the undergrowth before a branch was released into his face, "ANAKIN REGINALD SKYWALKER!" "It wasn't me, it was Chef," Vader said as he rushed off into the forest before hitting a large tree and falling back, "Found it!" "Really?," Sam said as he stumbled over a log and landed atop Vader. "I beg you pardon madam... But! GET OFF!"

The Chef couldn't help but grin at the antics around him, "OK...now how do we get in, Curly? Mo? Steven? Any suggestions?"The Emperor whined in his small child voice, "Why don't I get a name?"The Chef smirked, "Because you're not special enough sir. And even if you were, you were bad, you stole my honey bun last week."The Emperor's, mouth hung open, "You SAW that?"

Chef grinned, "Cooks, Maids and Janitors see everything."

"It's true Consuela still won't forgive me for taking her Cookie Crisp while her back was turned, I swear she has eye in the back of her head," Vader said as he stood up and looked the tree up and down, "Hmmm... maybe if..." "COCKLE DOODLE DOO!," Sam shouted before a reply came and a patch of lichen was moved out of the way to reveal a small tunnel, "Found a way in." "Cheater! I should have never given you two months of free Netflix!"

The Chef gave Sam a high five as he entered the tree cave, he looked around inside, there was a whole little hide out in here, and bunks everywhere, "Wow...Nice little hide away!

The Emperor, though he was younger now, still managed to be a klutz and rolled in, after tripping over his own feet at the top of the tunnel.

"Kudos Sam," Vader forced as he entered the cave, "Where's Pan anyway?" "Cockle DOODLE DOO!," came a voice. "GREAT! It's the chickens, this reminds me of the Battle Of The Chickens. When Chef decided that fresh chicken was the best way to go... And we're in an enclosed space and..." "Shut up Vader it's Pan," Sam said as they entered the largest cavern where Pan stood before the lost boys.

The Chef took a few steps back and pushed "Annie" forward, though he intended to stay, ...not uncomfortably close, but not too far away, best Vader continue on his usual trend of trying his hardest to involuntarily destroy the plotline. He cleared his throat, "Well Annie, You're the leader..." he shot the Emperor a look before he could say anything.

"Um well, I guess... OH GREAT PAN!," Vader said as he regained his balance, "I have come to ask for your help." "And who would you be?," Peter Pan said as he walked over and inspected little Annie. "My name's Annie and I never want to grow up..." "Watch it Pinnochio..." Sam whispered in Annie's ear. "I see, and what would you like our help with?" "Defeating Hook!" "Defeating Hook?" Pan repeated as he looked at the assembled, "sounds like a plan! That codfish stole our Wendy!" "No doubt Fraggles is performing some kind of experiment on her," Sam whispered to the rest of his group. "Then we'll have to save her," Vader whispered before speaking louder to Pan, "Then on to battle Hook!" "YES! ON TO BATTLE THAT OLD CODFISH!," Pan shouted.

The Chef cheered along with the rest of them, but then thought for a moment, "What have we got for weapons?" He looked around, and saw a few short blades, but also some paint, some tomatoes (Oh, and they were nice and ripe!) some marbles and...was that a gun with a chicken attached?

"TAKE UP YOUR ARMS MEN!," Peter said drawing his blade as Tinker Bell floated around sprinkling pixie dust on everyone, "TO HOOK!" "TO HOOK!" "Not to be a downer, but shouldn't we be a tiny bit afraid of someone who has a name that's just one word like Madonna?" "Nonsense Sam, what are blood thirsty pirates gonna do to little children?," Vader replied as he grabbed a blade and took off after Pan as he flew away. "Yeah, what could they ever do?," Sam said taking a sling-shot and following.

The Emperor headed without a second thought for the chicken gun, "WEEEEE!" He ran after the others. The Chef grabbed a satchel and stuffed in as many tomatoes as he could, running after the group. Then he ran back and grabbed a small dagger, just in case he needed it, and ran back out. He wondered if the pixie dust worked again...

Outside Peter Pan took to the sky followed by the lost boys. "Vader do you get the feeling we're gonna wind up in the brig by the end of the day?," Sam asked before he took to the sky. "Yes, but we must destroy Fragglehorn," he said as they took off before beginning a cheer, "NO ONE MOURNS THE WICKED!" "NO ONE CRIES, 'THEY WON'T RETURN!'," Sam continued as they headed towards the ship.

The Emperor shot into the sky beside Vader, "I tell you Boy ,if that's the case you and I are gonna be awfully lonely!" The Chef thought for a moment..."What does that make me? ...Are people born wicked? Or do they have wickedness thrust upon them?" The Emperor looked at him, "Heck I don't know but it's a lot of fun!"The Chef nodded, "of... course it is sir..."

"Goodness knows that Steven's life is lonely, Goodness knows, that he will die alone," Vader sang as he barrel-rolled in the sky. "I don't think your Wicked Chef, well maybe wicked sweet, but not evil like..." "Watch it Sam or you might find that nothing grows for you, you'll reap only what you sow!"

The Chef's mouth fell open, "Anakin Reginald!," he cried indignantly, "I tell you, you are FAR to hard on that boy! How many times has Sam saved your life? Hmmm? and how do you repay him? Guys what's going on?," he said as he tried desperately to get back on their level.

"I am not too hard on him, idle threats builds character...," Vader said before Peter Pan's cry cut him short. "COCKLE DOODLE DOO!" "Great Smee, first the croc and now that blasted Pan, bring the hostages out, we might have the upper hand," Captain Hook shouted as he paced in fear. "ATTACK!," Vader said as he flew down onto the deck, "I really hope we don't get captured..."

The Chef was still scrambling to save himself when the call came. And then it clicked. he tried to think of happy thoughts, the first thing that came to his mind were his kids...that he hadn't seen in years...He thought of his wife, "...This shouldn't be this hard!," he cried still sinking. Finally he thought of freshly baked bread, something he couldn't miss if he hadn't seen it, and then he flew off into the battle, pulling up beside Vader, "They've got the kids, what do we do!" he cried looking to the now blonde Sith frantically.

"We free..." "Your free Wendy!," shouted Peter as he took the now freed girl's hand and flew off. "Never mind, I guess we just..." "Conk!" "Vader!" "Conk!" And with that the vile Fragglehorn had knocked them out with a large candelabra."Great!," Vader exclaimed when he awoke in the brig, tied to a wall, and with the magic cloak gone, "We've been captured!"

The Chef rubbed his… helmet? "Hey! What gives I'm an adult again? ...Why does everyone always aim for the head?"The Emperor sat up, in a rather large amount of pain, "...Awww...but I don't want to grow up…," he flopped back to the floor.

"Dearest darlingest Palpy and Chefsicle," Vader said mockingly looking toward Steven. "I swear Vader if you start another song I will..." "You will what Sam? Fight me with the hands that are tied to the wall?," Vader mocked as Sam tried to free his hands. "Touche." "Oh you know French," Vader mocked, he was overcome with loathing for the others right now.

The Chef was already in pain and shouted at Vader, "Hey you know what, that might come in handy later, cause you know what I know two Disney movies that take place in France so you know what?""SHUT! UP!" Shouted the Emperor in a surprising commanding tone, "Vader.…(He was practically shaking) What is this feeling, so sudden and new?"

Suddenly, a sound of screaming could be heard. A bright flash of light hit the room. There, standing with his hands over his blonde head, was Luke Skywalker. "Please do not hurt me," he said, mimicking a robots voice, "I was only showing my robot moves!" He opened his eyes, looking around. Realizing he was not under attack by a bunch of rabid droids, he relaxed a little. "Phew! That was close!" He quite suddenly realized he may not have been under attack, but he also didn't know WHERE he was. "Wait... WHERE THE HECK AM I?" Looking over to find Darth Vader, he smiled calmly. "Oh, hi, Dad!"

"I felt the moment I crashed here with you?," Vader asked staring at Steven. "My pulse is racing," Sam said checking his pulse on his neck. "My head is reeling," Vader stated with a gloved hand on his head, "Aren't you glad they put such loose chains in here?" Sam just nodded as he started to play a beat on his knees.

The Emperor shouted, "What is this feeling? Fervid as a flame. Does it have a name?…"The Chef leaped into the song "Yeeessssss! Loathing! Unadulterated loathing."

"For your Face, My son, your clothing," Vader said as he acknowledged Luke with a nod, "Let's just say.., I loathe it all!" "Ouch, harsh Vader," Sam said under his breathe as he smiled beneath his helmet at Luke, then realized that he had helmet on and stopped.

The Emperor turned to Luke and made him the subject of his wrath, "Every little trait, however small, makes my wrinkled flesh begin to crawl, with simple utter loathing." The Chef meanwhile was quite interested in the new arrival, he knew they'd created a rift, but Luke? Or had the youth been sneaking around the Teal Star? Then again...did it really matter?

Luke stared at Darth Vader and blinked for a second. "My clothing? Am I bare?" he freaked, looking down. "Nope, my clothes are here." Looking up again, he noticed his father once again. "Dad! You're here!" he cried, running up and giving him a squeeze around the waist. "I've been looking for you everywhere! I even set up a whole tracking device, and hired spies to stalk you, and now you're here! I knew it wasn't too much to put that microchip in your underpants!" Luke squeezed him again, making sure his happiness showed through.

"There's a strange exhilaration... In such total detestation," Vader sang with fervor at the group as he brushed Luke off of him. "It's so pure, so strong!," Sam commented on the Sith Lord's passion as he sang. "Though I do admit it came on fast. Still I do believe that it can last," Vader sang again at Steven, "and I will be loathing, loathing you, My whole life long!"

The Chef, having regained his temper joined in to try and get to them, "Oh my goodness this is just too good. Hey Luke can help us, don't you think he should?

"He's a terror, he's a tartar." "I don't mean to show a bias, but Luke, would be a martyr!," Sam stated as he looked at the man, "But; these things are sent to try us!" "Oh listen to you so noble," Vader spat before continuing, "Poor Luke Melinda, forced to provide, the freedom for someone so disgustificied!" "I think he means you Steven," Sam whispered in the Emperor's ear.

The Chef tried to settle things on the right note, "I just want to say Luke, for once we're on your side!The Emperor sneered, "Even though we're loathing!"

Luke glanced from one person to the other. He scratched his head as their rhyming words boggled his mind. "Am I supposed to sing too?" he asked. "I heard this wonderful song on the way here! It was written by a girl named Justina Beaver, I think." He clenched his jaw as he tried to remember the words.

"Unadulterated loathing, for your face, your voice, your clothing let's just say - we loathe it all, ev'ry little trait however small, makes my charred flesh being to crawl," Vader sang sung to his son angrily. "LOTAHING!" There's a strange exhilaration!" "In such total detestation!" "It's so pure so strong!" "Though I do admit it came on fast. Still I do believe that it can last. And I will be..."

"Loathing! For forever" Sang the Emporer, "Loathing truly deeply" They all sang together, "Loathing you!" The each directed their fury at their least favorite person in the hold.

Luke stared at his father. He didn't like getting yelled at. He gave a slight whimper. "B-but Dad! I worked so hard to stalk- er, find you!" He took a step back, and appeared to shrink into a corner. "I love you, Daddy! Please! I beg your acceptance!" He fell to his knees and bowed before the dark lord. "I will do anything! ANYTHING!" he sobbed.

"YOU..!," Vader sang pointing to Sam, "BOO!" "AH!," Sam shouted as he jumped into the sky only to find that one can't jump into the sky in a small cell at the bottom of a boat, one only jumps into a wooden ceiling. "Now, if you don't mind freeing us, we would very much like to end our mission son," Vader said as he inspected the unconscious form of Sam where he had landed after hitting the roof.

The Chef watched Sam and shook his head, "Poor Sam...Yeah Luke, freedom, it's a good thing, I don't suppose you'd care to help us out would you? ...I'll give you a weeks worth of honey rolls!" He beamed his best, even inside his helmet...He wasn't sure he had the power to give out free food, but it was his kitchen, so he figured he would do as he liked.

"You never give me free honey rolls, and I'm the closest thing you have to a master," Vader whimpered before turning to Luke and putting his sympathetic mask on, "Yes Luke, I'm sorry I insulted you, come live with me and we'll rule the Teal Star as Daddie and son." "But mommie I don't want to go to school! I want to stay home and bake cookies with you," Sam muttered as he slowly awoke.

The Chef tilted his head at Sam, "Sammy... wake up buddy, you're not where you think you are..." He looked to Vader, "You LIVE with me! You get honey rolls every day with dinner! Luke doesn't, therefore it means something to him! Silly Turgooducken!" He shook his head, hoping to get out of here before Fraglehorn, "FRAGGLEHORN!"

"Well, well, well," said a voice they knew all to well as the door slammed shut, "If it isn't our could be heroes." "Speak of the devil," Sam spat. "Does the devil exist in our world, I thought we just had the Force?," Vader asked. "What does it matter now? I have you trapped, yes trapped, in my experimentation chamber," Fraggles stated as he looked at Luke in the corner, "Who's he?"

The Chef waved a hand at Luke "Meh- Don't- don't mind him." his eyes went wide, "...Experimentation chambers?"The Emperor started to shiver, "Wha-what are you going to do?" He swallowed hard, "Look just...just whatever you do, don't ruin my beautiful face..." He Chef's hand met his "face" at an incredible rate. He shook his head. "Continue."

"Oh, I have much larger plans," he said snapping his fingers and making Luke disappearing a puff of smoke, "You see, I have recently discovered a secret in this universe, the power of Kingdom Hearts, but to use this power, I need a few hearts..." "Well you don't want mine, it's all charred and blackened because someone decided it was a good idea to send me to kill my master…IN A VOLCANO!," Vader said, glaring at Steven. "Yeah, yeah I don't care, who wants to go first?," Fraggles asked.

The Emperor gawked, "FIEND!" He stammered inarticulately for a few moments before he came out with, "Hey., hey listen you…" He giggled nervously, "You don't want mine- it-it's all shriveled up like a prune, and-and it hardly even works as it is! And besides...it's old, it won't work for much longer anyways."The Chef just gulped and tried NOT to think of his family.

"Then perhaps the PA Guy will be a more willing subject?," Fragglehorn asked as he inspected the awaking trooper. "You mad scientist!," Vader exclaimed in terror before kicking the madman's shin. "Why yes I am... OW!," he exclaimed as he fell to the ground and caused Sam to sit bolt upright and stare at the doctor. "Oh great him." "SUPREME BEINGS? Can you perhaps free us now?," Vader cried.

A purple light saber fell out of the sky and landed in front of the Emperor. He looked up at the sky, "THANK YOU!" he swooped down and grabbed it, cutting the chains, and not taking the time to realize the irony of who's saber it was. He quickly cut the four of them free, but he didn't make it far before his cloak got caught on a nail in the floor and he tripped, dropping the saber entirely.

"Clank, Clink, clonk...," went the saber as it bounced across the floor and out a small hole in the floor, "Look a pretty little... OW MY EYE!," cried a voice from below. "Good one Steven," Vader said sarcastically as he stood up and dusted himself off, "Got anything else up your metaphorical sleeves?," he cried to the heavens. "I hope your not asking those weak Supreme Beings for help...," Fragglehorn said before a life boat landed on top of him with a note attached. "My Dear Vader, there's been some confusion for you see you doctor is... unusual and therefore we have given you this life boat to get you back to your newly fixed ship before he can..." "I AM ALL POWERFUL!," Fragglehorn shouted throwing the boat off. "Rude much, I never got to finish reading the note!," Vader protested.

The Emperor tilted his ear at Fraglehorn, "I really must advise against that rout, last time I said something like that my face melted," he said pointing, "...And my hair all fell out...and you have a nice head of hair, trust me, you'll miss it"The Chef watched, half amused half terrified, he wasn't sure what to say, except perhaps "...guys...do you smell smoke" Then he remembered the light saber.

"It's true, and I fell in a volcano, trust us, power comes at a heavy cost, mostly your flesh," Vader said as he looked at the sparks fizzling in Fraggles palms. "I don't care for your beliefs, I hold a power much stronger than the Supreme Beings!" "Oh you probably shouldn't have said..." "FIRE!," screamed a voice as the floor around Fraggles erupted in flames. "Told you," Vader mocked.

The Chef, not really in the mood to see Frgaglehorn roasted alive, and besides this was a great way to capture him, leaped in a rather Disnyesque manner into the flames, grabbed the scientist and dragged him out of the fire, thanking his lucky stars that this was Disney, and he could do that. "I suggest we...run and hope some saltwater gets washed in here!" he shouted.

"You insolent wretch!," Fragglehorn cried as he stood up quickly, "You will curse the day you did not do, all that this doctor asked of..." "Crack, whoosh, poof!" The planks below then crumbled and the doctor fell a short distance before disappearing in a flash of purple. "Well, if that isn't irony...," Vader said before he threw open the door and yelled, "RUN!"

The Chef watched him fall, "You're welcome." With that he was out the door and running up onto the main deck, once there he turned back to Vader and chuckled a bit, "I think we've changed the storyline a bit..." There was nothing to do about it now though, and he figured the best thing to do would be to get off the boat, and FAST!"Might I suggest we copy him?" the Emperor said pointing to Pan

"Please!," Vader said as he pushed a button on his chest plate. Suddenly the Gummi Ship floated up beside the deck, "The S.S. Vaderman is now boarding, please turn off all cell-phones and beepers as it might disrupt the technology. Please board and fasten your seatbelts and remember that your exits are labeled by big red signs."

The Chef was about to board when he stopped himself, "Wait how do we know that we…" "WE DID IT COCKLE DOODLE DOO!" He shook his head, "Never mind then…"The Emperor used a force jump to get himself into the gummi ship, but, being just a tad bit out of practice, he landed upside down, and on top of the trooper shook his head, "We're in just go!"

"Activating Jell-O Engines, closing Marmalade Air-Locks, and activating Gelatin Thrusters," Vader said as he started the ship up and pulled away from the boat. "Second star to the right!," Sam cried as he pointed to the star. "I know, I know, and straight on till morning!," Vader said as he activated the hyperspace and the shot out of the reactor and down a long hanger bay, stopping inches away from the wall as the parachute he had deployed fell around them. "Do you think anyone's gonna notice the random spur jutting from the lower levels of the Teal Star? I mean we may have over compensated with the runway," Vader said as he let the ship fall onto the tarmac.

The Emperor got out and turned to him, "Please, no one's going to notice, and besides! We'll just use the memory eraser MIB thing and tell them it's cool," he explained waving a hand Chef headed over and plopped down on the bed, "Well that was an interesting one...I sort of like flying," he said almost Emperor sat down as well and replied simply with, "Yuck."

"I guess your right," Vader said as exited the ship and walked the long way down the tarmac into the main part of the Toon Cave, "You remember that night after you killed Mace Windu? When I pledged my allegiance to you? I didn't not mean to sign up for this." "Thanks for unlocking my door Vader!," Sam screamed as he rounded the corner, "Do you have any idea how longer I sat there pushing every button until the door FLEW OFF, it did not open, IT FLEW OFF! Also, I think the Supreme Beings made it a Low Rider." "Yeah, Yeah Sam, I know the George Lopez theme," he said flatly as the flustered trooper sat down on the bed, "Now shall we return to the surface world?"

"Please let's…" said the Emperor impatiently, "...I can't believer Fraggles got away again…," he said laying his chin in his hand, "How many times can he possibly get away?"The Chef sighed, "Well...all I can say is that it would appear we're going to find out..."

"I'm not sure," Vader said sitting on the bed and pushing the button causing the bed to rise, "What's this?" He then picked up a note on the pillow and read out loud, "Sit tight our darling children, we still have eight more chapters of this. With Deepest Pride, The Supreme Beings." And with that the bed disappeared up the tunnel towards the real world and out of the Toon Cave.


And that concludes Part II of the new story, In Disney We Trust.

But I'm sure you still have questions like:

What will happen next?

What other Disney worlds will they visit?

What has happened to Dr. Fragglehorn?

What about Barney and Wilkins?

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