January 3rd- Humiliation Day

"Humiliation Day? Is that even a thing?" Artemis asked, crossing her arms and glaring at Wally.

M'gann smiled. "Yes it is! He's not lying."

Rocket laughed. "How about we have a competition then? The person who find the most humiliating thing about someone else wins." Everyone else nodded enthusiastically.

"Okay. Meet back here in 30 minutes," Artemis said, which sent everyone except Robin running from the room. He just cackled before pulling out his laptop.

"I win," he whispered to himself.


"Artemis!" She turned her head as she heard someone whisper her name and found Zatanna running towards her. "Do you know where Robin keeps his stuff?"

She tipped her head, wondering the same thing. "I... don't know." Zatanna sighed before running in the opposite direction. The archer shrugged before entering a code on the panel for the door in front of her and disappearing inside.

Wally's room had all sorts of things. There was a poster of Flash on one wall and a collage of pictures of the Team on another. Artemis grinned; she knew exactly what she was looking for.

She reached under the speedster's bed and pulled out a box. Rummaging around inside, she found what she had been looking for: Wally's photo book.

"He'll kill me but it'll be worth it."


M'gann checked the bedroom to make sure no one else was in there before she solidified herself and landed softly on the floor. She ran to one corner of the room and picked up a basket full of clothing shreds with a list on top of it. M'gann giggled.


"Okay Wally, think," the speedster said as he raced around his trophy room. "Where did you put it?" In his frantic 'pacing,' he tripped and knocked into one of the shelves, sending a backpack tumbling off of it. A picture fell out. As Wally picked it up, a grin spread across his face and he ran out of the room.


Once the time limit was up, the team sat in a circle in front of the television. Turns out that Kaldur and Conner hadn't even tried to participate and had gone off to the kitchen to make hot chocolate. Zatanna and Rocket had given up halfway through and now sat contentedly with their own mugs of hot coco.

M'gann pushed the basket she had brought forward. "It's not really humiliating, but it's kind of funny. This is a list of the shirts Conner's destroyed and the remains of some."

Raquel snatched the list from the top of the pile and laughed. "23 shirts? Seriously?"

Conner shrugged indifferently as everyone laughed.

Artemis held up Wally's photo book. "This might be a little better."

The speedster's jaw dropped open. "How- where- when- how-" he stuttered as he tried to form a coherent sentence.

"Nicked it from under your bed."

"How'd you get in there?!"

"Robin told me your code."

Wally glared at Robin, who shrugged sheepishly. "Now I'm really glad I have this picture of Robin."

The photo Wally had was of Dick Grayson, Bette Kane, and Barbara Gordon. Dick's face had a mask unceremoniously drawn on it so it looked like Robin instead. He was in between both girls as they kissed his cheeks.

Robin's face turned red as everybody laughed, except for Zatanna. "When was this taken?" she growled in a steely calm voice.

"That was last year," Robin admitted, somewhat calming the angry magician before using his bat glare on Wally. "My turn." Robin hit a few buttons on his holographic wrist watch computer, causing the TV screen to go to black fizz before a slideshow started. The pictures that flashed on it were all from their New Year's party a few nights before.

The first picture was of Superboy lying half on the flipped couch. Then there was Rocket sleeping in the corner, Zatanna with her colored hair, M'gann sleeping on the island with her cookies and sparkling cider and Kaldur and Red Arrow attempting to unstick Red Tornado. The last picture was of Wally and Artemis asleep on the floor together, with the caption 'Young Love.'

Everyone was silent for a moment before they burst out laughing, even the generally stoic Kaldur and Conner. The only ones who stayed silent were the speedster and female archer, who both jumped up and glared at Robin.

"Why you little..." Wally had started to hiss through gritted teeth before Robin disappeared. Artemis sighed before sitting down again, knowing there was no use to try and catch the bird.

"Robin- 1, Wally- 0!" Robin announced from his perch. Wally plopped down on the couch and crossed his arms, muttering under his breath as the sneaky bird's cackle drifted down from above him.