Chapter 2

"Hey, babe," a deep voice growled. Sabrina's eyes popped wide open, and then shut compulsively because of the glare. She couldn't see anybody, but, then again, she couldn't see anything.

"Hahaha! Gotcha!" a familiar feline voice rejoiced.

"SALEM!!! How did you get here?!"

"I have my ways...!"

"Oh, really? ME TOO!"

Sabrina angrily waved her finger at the feline's zinc-covered nose, and turned it into a pig's snout.

"There! Now you look more familiar!"

"*Snort* Hey! You can't do that!" Salem whined.

"Wanna bet?" Sabrina shot back, and suddenly Salem sprouted wings and flew away.

"See you later, hotshot!" She celebrated. "Zelda! Hilda! Where have you been! I have been looking for you for ages!"

"Ah, here and there," Hilda replied vaguely.

"Sabrina, do you want to go skiing on Mars?" Zelda inquired.

"Are you kidding! Yes! Of course!" Sabrina quickly zapped herself into a ski suit, and hopped onto her vacuum cleaner.

"And away we go!" She shouted.

AN: Is this really terrible? Please say so if it is.