"Oi! I'm tired!" Yoko said.
Silence.
Yoko clearing her throat. "OI! Are you listening?!"
A kunai went past her face.
"Shut up. We were asleep, yo." Terra said before closing her eyes again.
"Oh..." Yoko whispered. "Gomen."
Silence.
"I'm bored!" Yoko yelled waking all three girls up.
"SHUT THE HELL UP!" Mei yelled.
"Hand me some rope!" Naoki yelled "I can't take it!"
"Now girls, there's no need to be rash about this... Girls? Ack! No!" Yoko yelled as Naoki and Terra started to tie her with rope to her snake. "Stop that! How dare you do this to your sensei!!!!"
"I need something to cover her mouth with!" Terra yelled looking around
"Here!" Mei yelled tossing a black scarf to Terra.
"Thanks, yo." Terra replied calmly looking at Yoko with a devious smirk.
"Quick! Hand it to me!" Naoki yelled and Terra threw her the black scarf.
"Don't you dare!!!!!" Yoko yelled
"Too late." Mei said
"No! As your sensei, I command you to-"
Crash Boom Skid Drop
Yoko's muffled voice was all that was heard.
"Finally... no more nagging..." Mei said before laying back down on her tiger.
"We need the rest. We are almost there, yo..." Terra sighed closing her eyes again "By daybreak."
"Che..." Naoki sighed covering herself with the blanket.
Terra's eyes snapped open at the familiar muffling noise.
More muffled sounds.
"Shut up!" Naoki yelled.
More muffling.
"Oh my gosh. Will you shut up?!" Mei hollered
The next muffle sounded like a 'No.'
"We gotta wake up anyway, yo..." Terra sighed running a hand through her hair.
"No. 5 more minutes..." Mei said from under her blanket
"But we're here." Naoki said now standing on the ground. "You may leave, Yuki." she said to her Phoenix
"Your dismissed Taka." Terra said.
"Hai." he replied as a black smoke erupted.
"Oh..." Mei said before siting up and jumping to the ground. "Bye, bye Mei sweetie. Be good."
"Are we gonna let her out?" Terra asked pointing to Yoko.
"Nah. If she's such a skilled kunoichi she can get out herself..." Mei said smirking.
A muffled 'Hey!' could be heard.
"I'm starving. Maybe this village has something decent to eat..." Naoki said walking through the main gate of Konoha.
"Pretty small village, don't you think, yo?" Terra asked walking alongside Naoki's left.
"Hai... compared to our village..." Mei said.
Naoki spotted what seemed to be a stall before she walked passed it.
"Ichiraku Ramen?" Naoki asked. "Is this all they have?"
"It's good enough..." Yoko said behind the three girls.
"That was pretty quick, yo..." Terra said nudging Naoki. "How about this be your treat for us?"
Mei smirked. "Yeah. I agree." she moved the curtains of the stall to the side and walked inside.
"Wait! Don't I get a say in this?!?!?!" Yoko asked.
"No" Naoki said walking to one of the chairs.
"You girls are so cruel!" Yoko said stomping her left foot.
"I take that as a compliment..." Terra smiled toothy.
"You girls are inevitable!" Yoko yelled.
"And your lazy, worthless, and a drunk!" Mei snapped
"Just pay for the damn food. It wont cost much anyways..." Naoki butted in.
"Yeah! We should be heading to the location they have for the chuunin exams, yo." Terra said "Plus we need the energy, yo."
"Whatever. But you owe me, girls." Yoko said. "2 miso ramen, a plain ramen, and a spicy miso..."
"Sure!" Teuchi said.
"Yuck! You eat plain Ramen?" Mei asked
"I find it very tasty. If you ask me, that is." Yoko said shifting in her seat.
"But...who asked you?" Naoki said
"Told you she was retarded..." Terra said with a raised eyebrow
"...And..." Mei watched as Yoko twirled around in her chair. "You were right."
Naoki stared at Yoko in a 'WT?' kinda way...
"I wonder what she's like when she's drunk, yo..." Terra said.
Thud!
"I'm ok!" Yoko said her face to the hard floor. "But I did break my other heel!"
The three sane girls just sighed.
"So now they're flats..." Naoki said.
"Even better..." Terra said sarcastically.
"Yeah. I know." Yoko replied.
"Ah! That was delicious!" Yoko said twirling in circles.
"Let's keep our distance from her..." Mei whispered.
"You called that delicious?" Naoki asked.
"Ooh! A sale!" Yoko exclaimed drifting her attention to a nearby store "Well I better go there!"
"But we have to go to our location, yo." Terra said.
"Oh just go on without me..." Yoko chirped walking away.
"Sure..." Naoki said walking away not looking back.
"This village is nothing compared to Lightning, yo..." Terra said.
"GET OUT THE WAY!!! MOVE!!!! MOVE!!!!" a small boy yelled with a pair of green goggles on pushing through the girls.
Mei gasped. "Excuse you dammit!"
"Sad... kids running from their own problems..." Naoki said. "Oh well."
"Konohamaru! Wait up!" a girl with the two pigtails yelled.
"NOOOO!!! STEP ASIDE PEOPLE! SHE'S CHASING US!" A older blonde said running past Naoki, Terra, and Mei again.
"Ok! The next person to bump into me is gonna get it, yo!" Terra yelled at their retreating backs with her fist raised.
A pink haired girl started to appear. A dust trail behind her. "GET BACK HERE!!!!"
"Get out the way!" Naoki yelled jumping backward.
Thud!
"Ohmf!" the boy with the blue scarf said before landing on the ground.
"That hurt" the guy with the black jumpsuit said.
"Huh?" Naruto asked.
"Oi. Is this the place we meet for the chuunin exams?" Yoko asked
"Who are you?" Iruka asked 'She looks a lot like the new Jonin...Kurenai...'
"Yoko. Yoko Yuuhi." she said waving three files, "I wanted to drop off the papers for my students..."
"Ah yes." Iruka said reaching for the papers in Yoko's hand. "I'll review them shortly..."
"Kay..." Yoko said walking toward the door.
"I have a question." Iruka said and Yoko turned around.
"Hai?" she asked.
"You're related to Kurenai?" Iruka asked.
"Hai. My big sister..." Yoko replied. "May I ask why?"
"Oh. You look a lot like her...I just wanted to know if you were related to her..." Iruka replied.
"I get that a lot when I'm around these parts... always mistake me for her. I hate it..." Yoko said bitterly shutting the door.
Iruka just rubbed the back of his head.
The guy with the black jumpsuit gripped the scarf on the boy tighter.
"Konohamaru!" Naruto yelled.
"Put him down Kankuro!" a girl with four spiked pigtails demanded
"That hurt, brat!" he said.
"We're gonna get in trouble later..." she searched around to see if any authorities were watching.
"Gomen. It was my fault. I was the one who chased him..." the pink haired girl said.
"Hey! Let go of him!" the blonde yelled.
"Hn!" Kankuro grunted glancing at the headbands. 'These people are genins of Konaha...'
"Put him down!" the boy with the glasses said.
"But I want to play around before people come..." Kankuro said tightening the grip around Konohamaru's collar.
Konohamaru grunted more and started to kick him. "Let go!"
"Your very energetic, kid." Kankuro said tightening his grip even more.
The blonde's fist clenched. "Why you...!" he started to charge to him.
Kankuro's eyes opened and he started to do something with his fingers. Then Naruto fell backward.
"What was that?!" Naruto yelled still lying on his back.
"Konoha's genin are weak..." Kankuro said.
'Are these people outside this country? Why are they here?' Sakura thought.
"Konohamaru..." Udon said to himself.
"Konohamaru-Chan!" Moegi said.
"Konohamaru? The thirds grandson?" Mei said looking toward Kankuro
"What Mei?" Naoki asked
"Nothing!"
"When will they notice we're here?" Naoki asked. "And where's Terra?"
Mei just shrugged.
"Hey! If you don't let go of him, your going to get it, you idiot!" Naruto yelled.
Sakura put Naruto in a headlock. "You're the idiot! Don't provoke him!"
"You piss me off." Kankuro said. "I hate short people anyway. And you're so impertinent for someone younger than me... It makes me want to break you!"
Naruto and Sakura gasped. And Moegi and Udon had tears streaming down their faces.
Temari sighed. "I'm not going to be responsible for what you do..."
'Who is this guy? He's dangerous.' Sakura thought.
"After this short kid, that short kid with the orange over there is next!" Kankuro said he said pulling his fist back.
"Stop!" Naruto yelled charging at Kankuro.
A rock flew past Naruto's face and hit Kankuro's hand.
"Ah!" Konohamaru yelled as he fell to the floor.
Kankuro gripped his hand then looked at the tree where the rock came from.
A raven hair boy was tossing a rock in his hand perched on the tree branch. "What do you think your doing in another village?"
"Sasuke-kun!" Sakura yelled in glee.
'Ooh... local cutie...' Temari thought.
"Naruto!" Konohamaru yelled running toward them.
"Another kid that pisses me off..." Kankuro said still holding his hand.
Sasuke gripped the rock and it crushed to dust. "Get lost."
"He's so cool!!!" Sakura and Moegi squealed, stars in their love-struck eyes
"That was pretty nice. Since it was a dirt clod." Mei said sitting on the fence. "But I was just lying."
"Che... you're nothing compared to us..." Naoki said on Mei's right standing on the fence.
"Hey you. Get down here..." Kankuro started off reaching for the strap in his back. "I hate kids like you, who think they're so clever."
"Hey! Your going to use Karasu on these people?!" Temari yelled.
Kankuro was holding the wrapped up thing in front of him.
"Kankuro, stop." A voice said.
Sasuke cringed.
A red haired boy with a gourd on his back was on the other end of the tree upside down. "Your a disgrace to our village... What do you think we came to Leaf Village to do?"
'When did this guy appear next to me? He was quiet as Kakashi...' Sasuke thought.
"You didn't notice him, yo?" A girl next to Gaara asked.
"About time Terra." Mei said. "Where were you?"
"Eh... gomen, yo." Terra said. "I got distracted by this weapon store..."
"Whatever..." Naoki said.
'I didn't even see her appear...' Gaara thought.
'It's those 3 girls again...' Sakura thought.
Naruto and Sakura gasped.
Kankuro gasped. "L-listen, G-gaara... th- these guys started it, and-"
"Shut up." Gaara said. "Or I'll kill you."
"I got it. My mistake." Kankuro said. "Gomen. Gomen."
"Apologies to you guys."
'This guy has strange eyes...' Sasuke thought.
'To be able to hit Kankuro with a stone so easily... he's good.' Gaara thought.
"But we're better..." Terra said to herself.
Gaara's body tuned into sand and reappeared next to Temari. "Let's go. We didn't come here to play around."
"I know that..." Kankuro said.
"Hey, wait!" Sakura said.
"Nande?" Temari said.
"Judging from your head protectors, you guys are ninja from The Hidden Sand Village, right?" Sakura said.
"No shit!" Mei said to Naoki.
"The Wind country and Fire country may be allies, but it's forbidden for shinobi to enter each other's village's without permission." Sakura said. "State your purpose depending on..."
Temari sighed. "Talk about living under a rock! Don't you know anything?" Temari said holding a piece of paper. "Here's my passport."
Sasuke gasped inwardly.
"You're right. We're genin of the Hidden Sand in the Wind Country. We've come to your village to take the chuunin exams..." Temari said.
"Chuunin Exams?" Naruto said to himself. "What's the chuunin exams?"
"Jeez. You guys are morons..." Naoki said.
"You really don't know anything, do you?" Temari asked.
"Obviously. He's really stupid, yo." Terra commented. "No surprise there."
"Right you are." Temari said.
"I didn't ask for your opinion, yo." Terra snapped. "So you can keep your damn mouth shut."
Temari just looked at her and Terra glared at her. Temari looked away quickly.
Gaara, Kankuro and Temari started to take their leave.
"Hey, you!" Sasuke said jumping down from the branch. "What's your name."
"You mean me?" Temari said.
Mei started to chuckle. "Who would want to know your name?"
"No. The one with the gourd on his back." Sasuke said pointing to him.
He turned around. "Gaara of the Desert. I'm also curious about you. Your name?"
"Sasuke Uchiha." he said.
"Hey! I bet your willing to know my name!" Naruto yelled
"Actually, I couldn't care less..." Gaara said.
Terra and Mei started to laugh and Naoki chuckled.
"Ooh. Burn, yo!" Terra said still laughing.
"What do you think?" a ninja with the bandages around his face said his forehead protector had a note on it indicating that he was from the mysterious sound village
"Nothing serious but... that black- haired Leaf and the Sand with the gourd... Let's keep our eyes on them."
"Let's go. I have a feeling that Yoko is lost..." Naoki said jumping off the fence.
"What else is new?" Mei said.
"What are your names? You never told us the last time we met." Sakura said. "You'll have to tell us."
"Fine. Fine." Naoki said. "Naoki."
"Terra, yo."
"Hi. I'm Mei and your ugly."
Terra stifled a laugh.
"Hey! Nobody say's that about Sakura-Chan!" Naruto yelled. "Believe it!"
"Let's go. I think we might catch stupid if we stay too long..." Naoki said walking away.
"Whatever, yo." Terra said walking away too.
"Where the hell do you think Yoko went to?" Mei asked.
"If you were Yoko what would you do?" Terra asked.
"Why would I want to be her?" Mei asked.
"Good point." Naoki said. "Let's just go to the place we're suppose to stay for the night..."
"Yeah. Yoko will find her way back. Eventually, yo." Terra said.
"She'll get lost but I don't really care..." Mei said shrugging.
"I'm gonna get me something to eat... want anything, yo?" Terra asked.
"Any kind of bento. For me." Naoki said.
"Dango sticks." Mei said.
"O...k... I'll meet you guys later." Terra turned around and walked away.
"Hey, did you hear?" a voice said with a bandage arm against a dartboard. "For the first time in five years there are gonna be rookies in the Chuunin Exam."
"No way!" a girl voice said twirling a kunai. "It's probably some stubborn Jounin competing with each other or something.
"No, the story is that three of them are students of that Kakashi." the boy clad in spandex said.
"That sounds interesting... " a boy siting against the tree with white eyes said.
"But in the end..." the girl with the kunai said before throwing at the target inches above the boy's head.
"You have to feel sorry for them." he said smirking.
"Sakura-Chan! Your late!" Naruto yelled.
"Hai. Gomen." she replied. "Ohayo. Sasuke-kun."
"Yeah." Sasuke said. 'Sakura... she seems different today...'
Genin bunched up are found inside the hall.
Slap
"Un!" a boy in a green spandex suit said.
"You plan to take the Chuunin Exam like that?!" the first boy said who was guarding the door.
"You guys should quit now." the other boy said.
"You're just little kids."
"Please. Let us go through..." a girl with two buns atop her hair said standing up advancing toward the two boys. She just got slapped down like the bushy browed-boy.
"That's harsh...hitting a girl like that..." A boy said from out of the crowd
"Harsh? We're being kind. The chuunin exams aren't easy."
"Among those who take the exams, many end up quitting being shinobi. Others are unable to recover at all... we've seen it many times."
"And chuunin are the level of the military platoon captains."
Naoki walked up to the two boys. "Let us go through."
"Go home and play with your dollies..." one of the boys said.
"I would... but sadly, I burned the heads off of them. And I don't mind doing that to you, yo." Terra said grinning.
"Really? What are pesky kunoichi's going to do? Genin kunoichis?"
Mei twitched. "Did... Did he just call me a genin?"
"Yeah, what are you going to do? You little Genin?" He said smirking.
Mei growled dangerously and grabbed him by the collar. "Listen here you ugly tough-guy wannabe, don't you EVER talk to me like that again or I'll cut off your ba-" Naoki pulled Mei back by her hair.
"Calm down Mei!"
Mei crossed her arms. "Whatever...this son of a bitch started it!"
"Hey, he's not worth it, yo." Terra said.
"Hey, let us go through...to the third floor. And while you're at it, reverse the genjutsu...we all know this is only the second floor." The raven haired boy said walking up to the scene
People in the crowd gasped.
"Sakura you should have seen it before we even got here..."
"Huh?" she asked
"You have the best eye for genjutsu in our squad." he said
"Oh, so you noticed?" the second boy said
"Wow, so she's useful!" Terra said sarcastically. "Better than that... thing... over... there..." she said pointing to the boy with the bowl haircut and bushy eyebrows.
"Yeah, yeah! I saw it a mile away...I mean this is only the second floor..." She said before they reversed the genjutsu.
"Heh. Not bad..." the second boy said. "But all you did was see through it..."
"And your still not going in..." The first boy said.
"Wanna bet?" the raven haired boy asked.
"Yeah!" the second boy said pulling his leg back.
Sasuke pulled his leg back, too, ready to kick the guy.
The boy in clad green spandex appeared between them and blocked the hits.
'Whoa. He's fast.' Sakura thought. 'He's completely different from the person that got knocked around earlier...'
"Che. You call that fast, yo?" Terra asked. "I've seen better..."
'Catching my kick... was there chakra in his arms?' Sasuke thought.
"Hey, what happened to the plan?" a white-eyed boy asked. "You're the one who said we shouldn't draw attention to ourselves..."
"Well..." the boy in the green spandex said and his cheeks tinted pink.
"Oh no..." the bun haired girl said nodding to herself.
'Their wounds are gone... so they were faking...' Sasuke thought.
The boy in the green spandex walked up to Sakura. "My name is Rock Lee. So yours is Sakura?"
"Eh?" Sakura said.
"Please be my girlfriend! I'll protect you until I die!" he said with a thumbs up, and his teeth made a ping.
"Definitely... not!" Sakura said with a sweat-drop on her forehead.
Lee got depressed. "B-but why?!?"
"Because your a weirdo." Sakura sweat-dropped.
Terra and Mei were on the floor laughing.
"Ooh... rejected!" Terra said holding her stomach.
"Yep!" Mei said cracking up "You're mad!"
Lee's hopes were crushed.
"Your lame." Sakura said.
"Burn!" Naoki said.
"Even though she can't be talking..." Mei said to Terra before they started laughing again.
"HEY! What have I told you about talking about Sakura-Chan like that?!" Naruto yelled in Mei's ear.
"Same thing ya mother told ya about brushing your teeth in the morning." She waved a hand in her face to fan the stinky air away. "Terra, got anymore mints?"
Terra nodded. "No, gomen."
Mei and Terra started to laugh again.
"Hey you... what's your name?" the same boy with white eyes asked.
"So everyone here isn't a fucking joke..." Mei said staring at the coffee haired boy.
"What was that?" Naoki asked her.
"Yeah..." She started to gaze.
"We lost her, Naoki..." Terra said.
"It's common courtesy to state your own name first..." Sasuke replied back.
"Your a rookie right? On Kakashi's squad?"
"I'm not obliged to answer you."
"What's that?" He asked bitterly.
'Hmm... cute...' the bun haired girl thought.
"You call that thing cute?" Terra asked.
Sasuke turned around and walked away.
Mei's eyes flamed with anger. "Hey, Uchiha?"
Sasuke turned halfway to look at her. "What?"
She ignored his smart answer. "How come when that boy asked for your name, you told him that it was common courtesy to give your own name first? But Uchiha, you didn't have a problem with that when you demanded that Gaara identify himself when you didn't introduce your own damn self first."
"Ooh, she got you teme!" The blonde said.
"Yeah, well at least two people wanted to know my name." He snapped before walking away.
Naruto stood beside Lee on the wall.
Terra pointed at the wall. "Reject Wall, yo."
"So, those are Kakashi's and Gai's prize pupils?" the first boy asked. "I guess they pass to get their applications through..."
"Hey! Where'd that bitch go! The one who called me a genin?!" Mei said looking around.
"You don't need to worry about him... besides, he's already a chuunin. It was a transformation jutsu, yo..." Terra said.
"Well I know that! But I still wanna beat the crap out of him!" Mei replied.
"You'll have another chance..." Naoki said.
"Ok! Sasuke-kun, Naruto. Let's go!" Sakura said grabbing Naruto's arm.
"Hey! Don't pull!" Naruto yelled.
The brown haired boy look at their retreating backs. 'Sasuke... Uchiha Sasuke, huh?'
"Your interested in him, Neji-kun?" the bun-haired girl asked.
Mei glared at the boy named "Neji" who glared back at her. Then she waved.
"Hi I'm-"
"Mei! Lets go!" Naoki said walking toward the other end of the hallway grabbing her right hand.
"No! Wait! I want to talk to him!" Mei said kicking away. "Let me go!"
"We gotta be in the room before the deadline, yo!" Terra said.
"I don't care about some flipping deadline!" Mei yelled.
"Let's go Lee." Tenten said. "What are you doing?"
"You guys go ahead." said person replied leaving the opposite direction. "There's something I want to check..."
"What is he talking about?" Tenten asked.
"How would I know?" Neji replied turning around.
"Hey you...with the attitude, hold on!" a voice said as Sakura, Naruto, and Sasuke walked across the room.
"Huh?" Sakura and Naruto murmured before turning around.
"What?" Sasuke asked looking at Lee.
"Would you fight me here, right now?" he asked.
"A fight here, right now?" Sasuke asked.
The girls walked up on the opposite side where Lee was.
"Isn't that what he just said?" Naoki asked.
"Yeah. I know..." Mei agreed.
"But I wanna see this fight, yo." Terra said leaning against the railing. "Wanna place bets?"
"If Yoko were here, yeah..." Mei said.
"Hai!" Lee replied he said jumping down the railing. "My name is Rock Lee."
"We already know that!" Naoki sighed.
"When you want to learn a person's name, you introduce your name first, right...?" Lee asked. "Uchiha Sasuke."
"So you knew?" he asked.
"EVERYBODY KNEW!!!!!" Mei yelled.
"I want to fight you..." Lee said getting in a fighting stance. "I want to test how far my techniques will go against the prodigy of the genius clan."
"You call him a prodigy I call him shit, yo..." Terra said.
"Plus..." Lee started off as his gaze landed on Sakura.
Sakura started to shiver and Lee's cheeks turned pink
"Sakura...I LOVE YOU!" he yelled.
Thud
Laughter
More Laughter
"I'm ok!" Mei said still on the ground laughing.
"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sakura yelled shivering. "Those eyebrows, that hair, those eyelashes!!! EWWWWW!!!!"
"Your an angel!" Lee exclaimed blowing hearts at her.
Sakura dodged the first one.
"Impressive! How about these?" Lee asked blowing more.
"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!" Sakura yelled dodging them again.
Thud
"Ouch..." Naoki said. "I would dodge them too, you know..."
"Me too, yo." Terra said.
'That was close...' Sakura thought. "Hey, don't throw weird things at me! I barely escaped with my life!"
"You don't have to be so negative..." Lee said disappointed.
"YEAH! SHE DOES!" Mei yelled. "I KNOW I WOULD!"
'Not Sasuke again!' Naruto thought.
"Challenging me. Knowing the Uchiha name..." Sasuke started off. "Frankly, you're a fool. I'll show you what this name means."
"Please." Lee said. 'I'm lucky... to already get to face the number 1 rookie... And I'll prove myself, Gai Sensei!'
"Madde!" Naruto yelled. "I'll take care of bushy-brows, believe it..."
"But, you..." Sakura started off.
"Just give me five minutes..." Naruto said.
"You are not the one I want to fight." Lee said. "It's Uchiha."
"I'm sick and tired of hearing about Sasuke, believe it!" Naruto yelled charging at Lee.
"Leaf Whirlwind..." Naoki said to herself.
Lee blocked Naruto's blow.
"Leaf Whirlwind!" Lee yelled.
Naruto spun and hit the wall.
"Knew it." Naoki said smirking to herself.
"Cool move I'll give him that..." Mei said.
"I'll say this... there's no way you guys can defeat me. Because... right now, I am the strongest of the Leaf Genin." Lee said.
"Pfft, yeah right!" Mei yelled.
"Your doing a lot of criticizing today, yo..." Terra said.
"Yeah, so? I'm still pissed Uchiha dissed that Hyuuga boy like that...It's people like him that make me mad...KICK HIS ASS LEE!" Mei laughed.
"We don't know her..." Naoki said to Terra.
"Yeah, yo." she replied.
Lee turned around and gave a thumbs up. "I will do just that!"
"Yeah...just kick his ass..." Mei said mocking his thumbs up.
"Ok... she just lost it..." Naoki sighed.
"Hm. Sounds fun. I'll do it..." Sasuke said.
"Whoa! That sounded so awkward, yo..." Terra said.
"Don't, Sasuke-kun. We have to be at the reception desk by 3. We don't even have 30 minutes." Sakura said.
"Don't worry." Sasuke said. "I'll be done in 5 minutes."
"He's right...he will be done..." Naoki said smirking
'He's coming. Gomen-nasai, Gai-sensei.' Lee thought. 'I may need to break your rules... I may need to use that technique.'
"Leaf Spinning Kick!" Lee yelled.
'I can't dodge it. So I'll block it!' Sasuke thought
Lee kicked Sasuke in the cheek.
'What?!' Sasuke thought.
"Sasuke-kun!" Sakura yelled.
"THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! KICK HIS ASS!!!!" Mei yelled throwing her hands up.
Sasuke flew halfway across the room. 'What's going on...?'
'But he blocked it...' Sakura thought.
'He slipped right through my guard... was that ninjutsu or genjutsu?' Sasuke thought.
"Damn. Stupid migraine..." Terra said rubbing her temples. "OI. STOP THINKING SO MUCH,YO!"
'So he'll get up, as I expected...' Lee thought.
"Fine... this gives me a chance to practice it." Sasuke said. "Let's do it."
Sakura gasped. 'No way... that's the...'
Sasuke looked up.
"Sharingan..." Mei smirked "So that is the second most powerful bloodline? Doesn't look like it to me...let's see what he can do with it..."
'So that's sharingan...' Lee thought.
'Yeah Sasuke-kun, is incredible!' Sakura thought. 'If this is the same advanced bloodline as Kakashi-sensei... then he can read thick-brows jutsu!'
'Genjutsu or ninjutsu... it must be something...' Sasuke thought. 'I'll reveal it!'
"KAMI! STOP THINKING!" Terra yelled.
"What the hell is wrong with you?" Mei asked.
"Damn people... are thinking to much... can't they talk instead, yo?" Terra asked.
"Then the enemy would know their strategy..." Naoki said.
"Well I know that but I mean can't they keep it to a minimum, yo?" Terra said. "If you could read people's thoughts would you let them think so freaking much?!"
"No, but uh, you see I don't care so..." Mei said looking at her nails.
Terra ignored her comment and leaned against the wall next to Naoki.
"We have to get to the desk in 10 minutes..." Naoki said. "And you know this will take longer than 5 minutes..."
"DAMN!!!!" Mei yelled. "He is so mad!!"
'This can't be! His moves are...' Sasuke thought
"Yes." Lee said. "My techniques are neither ninjutsu or genjutsu!"
Naruto came back to his senses... "S-sasuke!"
"You!" Sasuke said.
"This is getting really lame, yo..." Terra sighed.
"But I wanna see how it ends though!" Mei said.
"But he's only using taijutsu. What can be so interesting about that?" Naoki asked.
"I still want to see how it ends! It could be bushy brows or the chicken boy! Who knows?" Mei said."But then again...bushy brows is way stronger..."
"Fine. Do whatever you want, Mei." Naoki sighed.
"Dancing Leaf Shadow?" Sasuke asked.
"This is so fun!" Terra said sarcastically.
"Hey. At least it's better than baby-sitting Yoko..." Naoki said.
"Yeah. True." Mei said.
Lee gasped as a pinwheel swiftly passed him and pinned his bandage. "That is-!"
"That's enough Lee!" a turtle yelled.
Lee landed on the ground in front of the turtle.
"Sasuke-kun!" Sakura yelled catching the said boy.
"A turtle." Naoki stated blankly.
"Are you alright, Sasuke-kun?" Sakura asked.
"Of course not! He just lost to a eye-brow freak!" Mei yelled and started laughing again.
"So you were watching this whole time?" Lee asked disappointed.
"Of course! And you know that technique is forbidden!" the turtle yelled.
'He's talking to a turtle... and the turtle is talking back...' Naruto thought. 'Could that be-?!'
"No." Terra replied.
"But I didn't even ask a question!" Naruto shot back.
"And?" Terra said.
"That thing bushy-brows is talking to... is a turtle, hai?" Naruto asked.
"Of course! What do you think?!" Sakura yelled.
"Well I think that turtle is bushy-brows sensei." Naruto said pointing to said turtle.
"Are you insane?!" Sakura bellowed. "How can a turtle be a sensei?!"
"I think he is insane..." Mei said to herself earning a chuckle from Naoki.
"But he's talking to him!" Naruto said.
"Are you ready to take your punishment, Lee?"
"I- Hai, sir." he replied.
"Well... come on out, Gai-sensei!"
Poof!
"Heyyy! What's shaking? How's everybody doing?" he asked.
Thud
Laughter
More Laughter
Hysteric Laughter
"Oi. She fell off the balcony this time..." Naoki said.
"Yeah... I know, yo." Terra replied. "She'll be okay..."
"I know."
"He has the most bushiest eye-brows I've ever seen!" Naruto exclaimed.
"Hi Lee..." Gai said.
"Too weird..." Sakura said.
"So that's where he gets his looks. The same soup bowl haircut and even bushier eye-brows!" Naruto yelled.
"Hey! Do not insult Gai-sensei like that! He's one of the greatest men in the entire world!" Lee yelled.
"Well excuse me! I was to busy watching him crawl out from a turtle!" Naruto yelled back.
"She still laughing, yo?" Terra asked.
"Yup."
"He did not crawl out from under a turtle!" Lee yelled.
"Give it a rest Lee..." Gai said.
"Hai."
"Now... for your punishment..." Gai said pulling his fist back.
Gai punched Lee square in the face. "You are a fool!"
Laughter erupts again...
"Gomen-nasai Lee..." Gai started his voice breaking. "But it's for your own good..."
"S-sensei!" Lee said anime tears falling down his face.
"What the hell..." Terra looked at the scene before her, along with Naoki who was shaking her head in shame.
"Oh Lee..." Gai said as tears started to fall from his face too.
"Oh sensei... gomen..." Lee said.
"Alright. It's over... You don't need to say anymore..." Gai said.
"Sensei!" Lee yelled hugging said person.
"Wow..." Naoki said.
"She's still laughing, yo..." Terra said.
"Uh-huh."
'How could I lose to him...?' Sasuke thought.
"It's ok... " Gai said.
"Gomen... sensei..." Lee said still sobbing.
"Eh... that's actually kinda sweet since they're all huggy and stuff..." Naruto said.
"What are you talking about?! They're both crazy if you ask me!" Sakura yelled.
"Now take off! I want you to give me 100 laps around the practice field! Show me what you got!" Gai yelled.
"Hai, sir!" Lee replied. "No problem!"
"Now go! Run into the setting sun!" Gai said. "Run and suffer!"
"No comment..." Terra sighed.
"But Gai-sensei...what I did was horrible...and I broke the rules. I need an even worse punishment!" He demanded.
"Is he serious?" Naoki commented.
"Fine, Lee. It pains me to do this but...500 LAPS AROUND THE PRACTICE FIELD!!!"
"HAI!"
"H-hold on. The exams are gonna start soon..." Sakura said.
"Hai. So Lee, AFTER the chuunin exams we will run those 500 laps!"
"Hai!"
'So those are Kakashi's students, huh?' Gai thought looking at Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura.
"No! He's looking at us!" Sakura yelled holding her arms in a defensive way.
"You guys know Kakashi? How's he doing?"
"You know Kakashi-sensei?" Sasuke asked.
"Who doesn't?" Naoki said to herself.
"Know him?" Gai chuckled. "Some people refer to us as eternal rivals."
"Yeah right!" Sakura and Naruto yelled.
"What are you talking about?! Gai sensei is really---"
"Now Lee, no need. Actions speak louder than words..." Gai said.
Gai disappeared.
Sasuke gasped.
Poof
"My record is 50 wins, 49 losses..."
"Yeah, and mine is 200 wins, 0 losses..." Mei said to herself.
"When did he---" Naruto started off.
"I'll say this, I'm stronger than Kakashi."
"YEAH RIGHT!" Naoki yelled.
"Wow... that's so un-Naoki like..." Mei said.
"Yeah, yo..." Terra said nodding her head.
"See! Isn't Gai-sensei incredible?!" Lee asked.
"No." Mei said.
"Sorry about Lee. I swear by this face it won't happen again. I swear by this beautiful face."
Mei started to laugh again. "Your funny."
"You guys and Lee need to head over to the classroom now..." Gai said throwing a kunai at the pinwheel on the wall. "Good luck Lee! Later!"
"Hai!"
"Let's get going..." Naoki said heading down the hall.
"You and Terra go ahead. I need to go to the bathroom..." Mei said. "And I wanna see what happens."
"Sure." Naoki said. "Just don't be late..."
"Hah, the Uchiha clan ain't worth much these days..." Naruto said.
"Naruto!" Sakura yelled.
"Shut up." Sasuke said. "Next time, I'll beat him..."
"Sure... you'll just get beat up again..." Naruto said.
"Hey, Naruto! You..."
"You saw it too, his hand..." Naruto said. "He trains his butt off. Day in. Day out. More than you. That's all I'm saying."
"You guys don't know what the hell you're talking about..." Mei started off jumping down to face Naruto. "That ain't nothing. How hard he trains. You don't just go skipping down the road of success so easy. Trust me. You guys aren't even worth it for me to fight you."
"You can't tell us what we are! I'm Naruto Uzamaki, the next Hokage!" he yelled.
"You don't know what sheer sweat is." Mei said reaching for her sword and sliding it to Naruto. "Try and pick that up."
"You mean this thing? Sure!" Naruto said reaching for the sword.
"Good luck." Mei smirked.
"How can you pick this thing up?! It weighs a ton!" Naruto said trying to grip it.
"I prove my point..." Mei said grabbing her sword and jumping to the balcony. "Weaklings..."
"Oi... about time. Why are you girls so late?" Yoko asked. "Where's Mei?"
"Shut up." Naoki said pushing Yoko out the way.
Terra opened the door. "Che..."
"I guess you don't need words of encouragement..." Yoko said as the door slammed shut.
"What are you looking at?" Terra snapped at the people in the room as they glared.
"Hm. Glare at us and die." Naoki said as the people turned their attention somewhere else. "Thought so."
"All these people taking the exams..." somebody said behind Naoki and Terra.
"I thought they would be later than this, yo..." Terra said.
"Sasuke-kun!" a shrill voice yelled.
"Great. More people..." Naoki said twitching.
"I've been eagerly waiting for you ever since I heard I could see you for the first time in awhile..." a blonde girl wearing a purple outfit said her arms slung over Sasuke's neck.
"Let go of him, pig!" Sakura yelled pointing at her.
"Oh... it's you Sakura. Your forehead is so wide and ugly... as usual..."
"Like your's is any better..." Naoki commented.
"What did you say?!" Sakura yelled.
"Stupid anorexic girls..." Terra said. "Makes the name Kunoichi a sin, yo..."
"So you three are gonna take this troublesome exam, too?" a boy with a fishnet shirt and a spiky ponytail asked.
"He's kinda cute..." Terra said to herself.
"Hey! It's the idiot trio!" Naruto yelled.
"Shut up. Your annoying..." he said.
"Wow, you guys are here too?" a boy with a hood on and red marks on his face asked eying Terra. "So I guess everyone is here...""He's cute too!" Terra said.
"H-hello..." a timid voice said.
Naruto looked up and the girl with the short hair and she looked down and blushed.
"Oh... so you three made it too? Geez..."
"I see, so all 9 genin rookies are here..."
"How far do you think we can get, Uchiha?" the one with the hood asked.
"You seem to be confident, Kiba." Sasuke replied.
"Ok. Ok. I'm confused. Who are you people?" Terra asked.
"Who are you, more importantly?" the blonde girl asked.
"Terra, yo."
"Naoki." she said glancing out the window. "And Mei isn't here right now..."
"Well, I'm Ino. Ino Yamanaka..."
"Shikamaru Nara."
"Choji Akimichi."
"Kiba Inuzuka."
"Shino Aburame."
"H-hinata Hyuuga."
"Ok... that's nice... Not really..." Terra said.
"Hey. You guys..."
"Eh?" Naruto said looking to where the voice came from.
"You should quiet down a little..." he said. He had silver hair and wore glasses. "So your the nine rookies that just graduated from the academy..."
"Yeah. So?" Naruto asked.
"You guys fooling around with your cute faces... This isn't a field trip..." he said.
"Who are you to tell us that?" Ino asked.
"I am Kabuto Yakushi. Look around you..."
"Che... I've seen him before..." Naoki said.
"Oh? Where, yo?" Terra asked.
"I can't remember..." Naoki replied. "Oi. Mei isn't gonna get here in time if she doesn't hurry up."
"Yeah. I've realized that too..."
"But I guess it can't be helped since you guys are genin who don't know anything..." Kabuto said.
"I bet Mei would have quirked off if she heard that..." Terra said.
"Is this your second time, Kabuto?" Sakura asked.
"No... it's my seventh..." he replied.
"Wow... you must be worse than Yoko..." Naoki said.
"The exam takes place twice every year so this will be my fourth year..."
"Damn, that is a shame..." Naoki nodded her head.
"True..." Terra added
"Woah these must be some exams..." Sakura said
"Hm...not really..." Naoki said.
"So if these Exams are difficult, this will be even more troublesome..." Shikamaru said.
"Maybe I should give my cute underclassman some information, then..." Kabuto said pulling out orange cards. "With these recognition cards..."
"Recognition cards?" Sakura asked.
"Or ninja info cards..." he said. "In simple turns, it's a card that has information burned into it with my chakra..."
"That seems pretty stupid, yo." Terra said.
Kabuto kneeled down and put the cards on the floor. "I've collected information on these exams for the past four years..."
He reached for the top card. "There's about 200 of them total... It looks white, but... to get information on this card..."
"What are you doing?" Sakura asked.
"I've made them so that you cant see them without my chakra..." Kabuto said rotating the card with his middle finger before it made a poof.
"Wow. What information is that?" Naruto asked.
"It's the freaking map of the villages baka!" Terra said.
"All villages are taking part of these exams. Sound, Leaf, Wind, Grass. All of them..."
Naoki and Terra quirked up.
"Did he just---" Naoki raised an eyebrow.
"No he better not have..." Terra put her hands on her hips.
"Oh no he didn't!"
"What?" Sasuke asked.
Naoki and Terra glared at Kabuto. "YOU FORGOT THE GREATEST VILLAGE!!" They yelled through gritted teeth
"Oh?" Kabuto said.
"Hell yeah..." Terra said.
"Which is...?"
"Lightning. Hello? Is anybody there?!" Naoki said tapping on Kabuto's forehead protector.
"I don't see what's so great about that village... Nobody from there is worthy-" Kabuto was cut off by a loud-
CRASH!
"What the fuck did he just say?!" Mei yelled knocking the doors across the room with her finger in the air pointing at Kabuto.
"Mei... he dissed us..." Naoki said.
"Uh...Hell no." Mei said. "Do you know how many doors I broke down to find this fucking place?!"
A Few Minutes Ago...
"Ok... now to find Naoki and Terra..." Mei said dusting her hands off reaching for her sword. "This should be the door..."
Mei kicked the door open.
"A-ano... may we help you...?"
Mei laughed nervously. "Ah... gomen wrong room..."
"It's o-ok... No pr-problem..." The nurse said as Mei backed away.
Mei walked down a different hall before stopping at the door. "Ok... now I know this is the door..."
Mei punched the door down.
"MEI!!!!"
"OH GOD!!! NO YOKO! GO! STAY BACK!!!! BAD YOKO!!!! DON'T TOUCH ME!!!!"
Mei ran toward another door and opened it forcefully. "This better be the-"
She opened the door to find a kunoichi with red eyes, a jounin with silver hair, and another jounin with a cigar.
"OH MY GOSH WHERE IS THE FUCKING ROOM!" Mei's highlights turned red with annoyance and she slammed the door behind her.
"...Well...okay then..." The jounin with the silver hair said and the other two just nodded.
"Oh my gosh! Why is this fucking room so fucking hard to find?!?" She came to a set of double doors an walked up to it.
"You forgot the greatest village!" She heard two familiar voices.
"Oh?"
"Lightning, duh!"
"I don't see what's so great about that village...there's no one worthy-"
And with that, Mei drew back her fist and tried to hold back her anger by just flicking the door open, but they still went flying across the room.
"What the fuck did he just say?" Mei pointed at Kabuto.
"He just dissed us, Mei..."
"Uh...Hell no. Do you know how many doors I broke down to find this fucking place!" She yelled and turned toward Naoki.
"Most likely a lot..."
"What is with you little genins thinking you can come in here and start a racket?" Kabuto said pushing up his glasses.
"Did he just--" Terra started off. "Yo, man... You don't wanna go and piss us off like that, yo..."
Mei's ears perked. "Oh...my...gosh..."
"Well, nice knowing you Kabuto...not really, yo." Terra smirked.
Kabuto glanced over to them. "Hm...?"
"LISTEN HERE BUDDY..." Mei walked up toward him her highlights dark red. "I HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM ABOUT PEOPLE WHO CALL ME A FUCKING GENIN...AND IF YOU FUCKING CALL ME THAT AGAIN YOU GAY ASS, SHIT EATING, BITCH...THEN I WILL PERSONALLY, SHOVE. MY. SWORD. UP. YOUR. ASS!" She marched back to where she was standing before. "GOT IT?!?"
"Such big talk for such a little rank..." Kabuto smirked.
"Wow...never knew Mei had such a colorful vocabulary..." Naoki started. "Never mind..."
"Hn. You think we should stop her, yo?"
"No, not really..."
"You think I won't do it don't you..."
"Whoa... is that girl serious...? Man, she must be hardcore..." Kiba said.
"Hey we're Lightning Kunoichi... I mean who else from another village is as hardcore as us, yo?" Terra asked.
"Pretty smart talk for a worthless village..." Kabuto smirked.
"WHAT THE FUCK DID HE JUST SAY?!" Naoki, Terra, and Mei boomed.
"Lets see how skilled you kunoichi's are..." he said grabbing three different cards. "Your names please..."
"How many times will they ask us that?" Naoki asked.
"Go and try and find me... and the name is Mei..." she said glaring at him. "M-E-I."
"Naoki."
"Terra, yo..."
"Let's see what I got..." Kabuto said laying three fingers on the cards rotating them when a poof was heard. "Naoki. 362 D ranks, 229 C ranks, 215 B ranks, 137 A ranks, and 34 S ranks... impressive... you have high attributes in all genjutsu, taijutsu, and ninjutsu, with incredible stamina and intelligence... A bit much for somebody that is of your ranking!"
"Hmmm... of course..." she said shrugging.
Kabuto looked at Mei. "Mei. 344 D ranks, 251 C ranks, 200 B ranks, 119 A ranks, and 21 S ranks. All your attributes are high, as Naoki's...super strength, not bad... she also has awesome stamina and intelligence for someone of your rank...And not to mention a hot temper..."
"Well duh, I ain't no fucking idiot..." Mei sneered. "AND I DON'T HAVE A TEMPER!"
"And alas, Terra..."
"Why you gotta say it like that, yo?" She asked with her arms crossed.
"You have 289 D ranks, 207 C ranks, 183 B ranks, 62 A ranks, and 6 S ranks. You're the youngest... Stamina is high. Your calm and collective... laid back." Kabuto said as his eyes widened. "Your her... your real name is Ambr----"
"NO! YOU BETTER SHUT UP!!!!" Terra roared cutting Kabuto off. "Or I'll kill you..."
"But your her... Everybody thought you were dead..." Kabuto said.
"Dead?" Sakura asked.
"You won't care..." Terra said.
'I would...'
Terra's eyes widened and she looked around. 'Who said that?'
"Terra? You ok?" Naoki asked waving a hand in front of Terra.
"Someone thought..." Terra started. "Forget it... Never mind..."
Shino noticed that Kiba was staring at something. "What's got your attention?"
Kiba snapped out of his daze. "Nothing."
"A-ano... Kiba-kun wa-was staring at Terra-san..." Hinata said with a timid giggle.
Kiba's cheeks turned a light pink and Shino raised an eyebrow. "Really?"
"No! Of course not! Why would I?" Kiba asked defending himself.
"Kiba-kun is-isn't a good l-liar..." Hinata said.
Mei laughed softly.
"Well, well, well...looks like someone other than me wants to hurt Kabuto..." She whispered.
"What?" Terra asked.
"I know Mei..." Naoki smirked.
"What are you talking about?!?" Terra whisper-screamed.
"Just watch..."
"Anything else?" Kabuto asked
"Yeah, as a matter-of-fact...Sabuku no Gaara and while your at it, Rock Lee of Leaf..." Sasuke said.
"That's no fun... you already knew their names..."
"So... no fun is alot better..." Naoki said. "Especially without Yoko..."
"Here we go." Kabuto said holding two cards to his face.
"Show me."
"This is so dumb!" Mei said.
"Ok. First we have is Rock Lee."
"Great..." Naoki said sarcastically.
"He's one year older than you. Mission experience: 20 D ranks, and 11 C ranks. The squad leader is Gai. His specialty is hand-to-hand, which has increased dramatically over the year. Yet, his other skills are horrible." Kabuto started off.
"We knew that as it is, yo..." Terra said.
"He's got everyone attention as a rookie last year, but he didn't take the exam."
"Attention for being ugly I guess..." Mei snickered.
"His team consist of Neji Hyuuga and Tenten."
"Hyuuga?" Naruto said questioningly.
'Hyuuga...that means...' Mei thought as she glanced toward the card.
"Next, Sabaku no Gaara." Kabuto said. "He's had 8 C ranks, and... This is amazing! He's did a B rank as a genin."
"And your point?" Terra asked, hands on her hips. "I'm genin and you saw my missions, yo..."
"He's a foreign ninja. It's his first time taking part on these exams, so I don't have any other information on him." Kabuto started off. "But... it seems he has returned from all his missions with not a scratch on him..."
"He did a B rank mission and didn't get a scratch..." Shikamaru repeated.
"Hey, I did a S rank mission when I was a---" Mei said as Naoki cut her off.
"Don't forget..."
"Oh yeah..." Mei said.
"It doesn't make any much of a difference. It's obviously clear that we're stronger, yo..." Terra said.
"And I say that that information is all fake!" Naruto yelled.
"Impossible. I'm never wrong..."
"Uh-huh..." Naoki smirked.
"Either way, every person you asked about are powerful..." Kabuto said simply.
'Even Naruto is nervous with the number of people in the atmosphere... he's even shaking...' Sakura thought.
"Naruto... you don't have to be that scared..." Sakura started off.
Naruto's fists clenched as he turned around and yelled pointing at everyone in the room. "My name is Uzumaki Naruto! I'm not gonna lose to any of you! Got that?!"
"Right..." Mei said laughing. "Apparently you're really a hardheaded brat... and you need to get it through that thick ass skull of yours."
"Mind saying that a bit louder? Didn't quite catch ya..." Kiba said covering his mouth.
Terra let out a small giggle.
"You moron, are you trying to get everybody to hate our guts?" Shikamaru stated.
Naruto started to laugh as Sakura lunged behind him.
"NARUTO! BAKA!" Sakura yelled putting him in a headlock.
"Dumbass..." Naoki said.
"You heard him... what they said about our village..." Dosu started off. "I'm hurt."
"Let's show them otherwise..." Kin said.
"Yeah. We'll tell them that ninja from the Hidden Sound are dangerous..." Dosu said.
"Right." Zaku said.
Naoki, Terra and Mei took one step back.
"Why did you do that?" Naruto asked.
"Cause we felt like it." Mei snapped.
"Hope you'll be ok Kabuto, yo." Terra smirked.
"Why would you say that?" said person asked.
"Because we can...oh, and watch where you chuck, man...I got these shoes last week." Mei said smirking also.
"Go!" Dosu said running around the other people in the crowd.
Kabuto slightly smirked. "I don't get your----" Kabuto jumped back as Dosu swung his arm.
"Told you, yo."
"He's almost as fast as me..." Sasuke said to himself.
"Hm." Kabuto smirked as his glasses shattered. "Oh, so I get it. It was that kind of attack."
"Hold on. I saw it. He dodged it..." Sasuke said. "How did that happen?"
"It musta come closer than it looked." Shikamaru stated. "Che, look at him act like it was nothing... real tough guy."
Kabuto gasped as he fell on his knees.
"And now I move back more..." Mei said backing up.
"With you there..." Naoki said.
"Yeah, yo."
"What?! Did he just--?!" Naruto yelled.
"Kabuto what's wrong?" Sakura asked. "What is it?"
"It was obvious that he puked man... even a blind man can see that..." Mei said.
"Don't talk about blind people like they're nothing!" Terra shot.
"He Kabuto..." Naruto started off.
"Are you ok?" Sakura asked.
"...Yeah. I'm fine..." he replied.
"Not such a tough guy after all, huh?" Dosu asked.
"Hey Lee, what was going on with that attack?" Neji asked.
"There was more to it than speed... Lee started off." Some kind of trick..."
POOF
"All right you wimps! Pipe down and listen up!" a voice from the smoke yelled.
"He did not call us wimps..." Mei perked.
"Let it slide..." Naoki said.
"It's time to begin. I am Morino Ibiki, your proctor for the first part of the exam." he said. "And from this moment, your worst enemy..."
"Hey, I don't have a problem with that, and you don't have a problem with that..." Mei said. "So I'm down with this..."
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