Victor Hugo's RESERECTION! (2)
"Lilly, why did you gasp just now? Do you know that wolf?" Hutch said as he pointed to the wolf in the hole. The wolf was of course dead and had matted fur and cuts.
"No, it can't be…" Lilly whispered.
"You know this wolf?" Mark asked.
"Yes. Is his name Monty C. Moneytails?"
"Yes, he is. How did you… wait? You! I knew you looked familiar!" Irwin exclaimed.
"How do you know her?" Hutch asked.
"Her friends beat us up and killed Monty!"
"He stole my parents!" Lilly exclaimed.
"He stole her parents?" Hutch asked surprised. "That's not cool man."
"You better watch it little guy or else. We're bringing him back to life no matter what."
"You're bringing him back to life? You can't do that!" Lilly yelled.
"Oh, we can. Now get out of here!" Irwin said aggressively.
"Let's go to Aaron's." Hutch said to Lilly as they left.
"Great. Maybe he'll help us." They then sprinted to Aaron's den where they saw him talking to Garth.
"…And that's how you dislocate your arm bone." Aaron finished. "Hey, Lilly, lover. How are you two doing?"
"Bad. Very bad." Lilly said.
"Oh, it can't be that bad."
"A group a wolves are going to revive Monty C. Moneytails."
"Oh, that's bad."
"What? They found Monty's body?" Garth asked.
"Yeah. And they're bringing him back to life. That's why we need your help Aaron".
"Well, I have one thing. It might help lighten the mood a little. It's a perfect time for 'Aaron's favorite things'!" The rest started to cheer and rant about what he said. Or, at least that's what Aaron excepted. This is the reaction he got.
"…things'!"
"What's that?" Hutch asked.
"I'm going to give all of you a bunch of stuff that might help us like Oprah."
"I don't know who Oprah is." Gath said as the others agreed.
"Just get excited, okay." The next hour got pretty weird.
"Valor track suits!" Aaron exclaimed as he took out some running track suits and handed it to them.
"Remote control helicopters!" He also took out some helicopter toys and handed it to them.
"Condoms!" He unrolled some condoms and gave it out.
"And the next item is a wolf outside that is going to take us to… a furry strip club! You get a lap dance! You get a lap dance! You're going to give me a lap dance. Everyone gets a lap dance!" They had almost forgotten about the four wolves that were experimenting on Monty.
