Authors Note: You guys are in luck! My head is bursting with ideas for this story! I love my brain, there might even possibly a chapter up by tomorrow! I feel this chapter is short compared to the first one but that's cuz I had to finish all the legit parts in the movie and get them out of the way and now after this chapter I'm all on my own for thinking! This is getting fun! x) Oh and i went back and added 'Mysterious Force' to the last chapter, im gonna try and fit as many songs as i can!

ATSD: Chapter 2

Doofenshmirtz stared dumbfounded. "Huh, it's a...it's a couch. That's a bit anti-climactic; I guess it's a nice couch, though…" He looked back and forth between his couch and the other one "Hmm, hey, I got an idea, let's swap my couch for that one!" The scientist entered the portal and it shut behind him.

Perry stared on for a moment before handing Norm 5 bucks.

"I LIKE BRIBERY" Norm said and let him go. The platypus saluted to the robot and clicked the button on the machine opening the portal. He stepped through and spotted Doofenshmirtz.

Doofenshmirtz tried to pull the pink couch "Okay, I got it, I got - uh, maybe, hey, you want to give me a hand here Perry the Platypus?"

The platypus shook his head and went to go look around.

"Ahem"

Doofenshmirtz turned to see the 2nd dimension Monogram "Oh uh, hello. Say, aren't you..."

Perry chattered.

"Hold that thought!" The scientist ran over to a balcony and sees the platypus looking out over it in shock.

They look over the 2nd Dimension Tri-State Area, which is various colors of purples, pinks and greens, there are various places, all named after Doofenshmirtz, they see a 2nd Dimension Doofenshmirtz poster, he wears a black lab coat buttoned over grey pants and black boots, and grey gloves, he has a goatee, spiked up hair and an eye patch on his left eye, which has a scar that goes over the patch.

There's a large statue of Doofenshmirtz-2, he rides a rhino, holding a shield that reads ME, and holding a sword that reads OBEY.

There's also a store called Doof's Closet, signs on it read YOUR HOTSPOT FOR MANDATORY DOOFERALLS!, CLOTHES YOU MUST OWN!, HIGH PRICES!, EXPENSIVE!, THE LATEST IN REQUIRED CONFORMITY!

A subway train with 2nd Dimension Doofenshmirtz's face pulled into the station, its doors open and it speaks "Get off!"

Doofenshmirtz looked up and saw a blimp, he read it aloud "Heinz Doofenshmirtz, Your Leader?"

Perry has an incredibly nervous look on his face and he gulps.

"A whole Tri-State Area where I am already in charge!" Doofenshmirtz laughed "Yeah! Wait a minute, I gotta go check something out" He goes up to 2nd Dimension Monogram and Perry follows "Uh, yoo-hoo! Hello again!"

"Is this some kind of test? Is that really you, sir?"

"Haha! Holy Boy! Even the great Francis Monogram's my slave in this dimension!"

"I prefer the term Indentured Executive Assistant"

"Well, I want to meet this other dimension me, where can I find him?"

"Oh, you're from another dimension? Well then, he'll probably want to see you, he's into that freaky sorta stuff. Have a seat and I'll let him know you're on your way up"

He pushed a button on a control and a chair slid in, Doofenshmirtz and Perry the Platypus got on it.

"Okay, so we just gotta sit here and..." The chair slid away, the scientist screamed as two doors open, Perry rolled his eyes at the doctor, a song started up as they went through an animatronic ride filled with gnomes, they passed by the Gunther Goat Cheese's Goat and Doofenshmirtz waved.

The Gnomes sang.

Doof Doof Doof / Bask in his glory / Kneel at his feet / You're in for such a treat / He's Doofenshmirtz!

The two soon enter another room.

"That was awesome!" Doofenshmirtz and Perry slide up to a desk, a chair turns to reveal 2nd Dimension Doofenshmirtz and Platyborg who was standing next to him.

"Alright, who's interrupting my..." Doofenshmirtz-2 stops and sees Doofenshmirtz-1, they both Hmm, they get up, switch seats, hmm, and switch seats again, and hmm again. The two platypi just stare at each other.

"Do I know you?"

"Yeah, I'm you from another dimension" Doofenshmirtz-1 points out.

"Well that would explain the handsomeness"

"Right back at cha, big guy"

"Does that mean you and I are exactly alike?"

"I suppose so"

Do you want some rice pudding?

Ew, no, that's gross!

It was a test. Almond brittle?

Ooh, I love it the most!

Me too!

Do you collect coins?

Yeah, just in case

Vending machines become the

Dominant race! I've been alone all these years

With my irrational fears

(But not the vending machine thing. That's gonna happen)

But now before me I see

Someone with whom I agree

I've found a brand new best friend and it's me

I've found a brand new best friend and it's me

Hmm, I thought I'd be taller

I've been told I slouch

I thought I've have both my eyes, y'know...

"It's in this pouch" Doofenshmirtz-2 boredly holds up a small pouch.

"Ouch!" Doofenshmirtz-1 flinched "You know, I can't help but notice that your scar goes over your eye patch"

"Yeah…"

"...Nothing..." Doofenshmirtz-1 looked away and continued the song.

Do llamas weird you out?

Yeah, are they camels or sheep?

"No, no, I meant Lorenzo"

"Oh, that's right"

He played Meap!

Now I know all about you

And you know all about me

( Ooh-wee-ooh )

And now before me I see

Someone with whom I agree

I've found a brand new best friend and it's me

I've found a brand new best friend and it's me

Now that I've found you

We can be a duo

That's right.

Twice the evil

Double Doofenshmirtz

"Coming at you Fridays!" Doofenshmirtz-1 finished off.

Platyborg and Perry clapped dryly as they finish their musical number.

"What's that are we doing a TV show together?"

"Oh no. It just sort of sounded like that. Well, I mean, we could. We should!

"Hmm, maybe we're not so much alike"

"That can be your catchphrase! You're the grumpy one" Doofenshmirtz-1 poked his counterpart "Eh?"

"I don't think so"

"It was worth a try" Doofenshmirtz-1 shrugged as his counterpart sat back in his chair.

"Yeah not really" Doofenshmirtz-2 muttered before lightening up and continuing "So what are you doing in this dimension?"

"Well I built an Other Dimensionator so I could take over but I see you already seem to have that covered so…"

"So what you're telling me is you're still not ruler of your Tri-State Area?"

"Yeah? Well obviously YOU did not have to deal with MY nemesis, Perry the Platypus!"

"Uh hello? Have you not noticed the metallic platypus standing next to me?"

"Oh…what is it?"

"This is Perry the Platyborg! He was once my nemesis, but now, he is general of my army!"

"Wow, you are good!"

"Dismissed" Doofenshmirtz-2 nodded to the cyborg "Go patrol the city or something"

Platyborg saluted and rocketed off.

"This must be YOUR Perry the Platypus" Doofenshmirtz-2 grinned and stared down at the small platypus from over the desk "How are you doing Perry? Good I'm guessing"

Perry suddenly felt really small, but this was Doofenshmirtz we're talking about here! He couldn't be intimidated by anyone, ESPECIALLY by his own nemesis. The platypus growled at him.

The dictator glared at him "You're just lucky to be alive aren't you, rodent?"

Doofenshmirtz-1 broke the glaring contest and coughed awkwardly "So, uh…we should probably get back to our dimension…"

"Right" Doofenshmirtz-2 stood "Do you have the Other Dimensionator with you?"

"No…"

"Do you have a portable device with you? A portal remote perhaps?"

"No"

"Do you have any way to get home AT ALL?"

Doofenshmirtz-1 pouted "I knew I should have thought this out more!"

"Maybe I can make some type of portal remote to transport you back to your Dimension, but in the meantime I'll have the Normbots make up the guest room for you"

And just like that they were led (more like pushed) to their room for the night and the door was slammed behind them.

Doofenshmirtz-1 tried opening the door but it was locked.

He and Perry the Platypus stood there silently.

"I don't know if this is a good thing…or a bad thing Perry the Platypus"

The platypus chattered in agreement.

"So now what?"