AN: Well, well, well. Here we are again. Enjoy!

The Dead List

By: Lavonia

Zabuza scowled while looking at the paint colors he could use for his kitchen. The sea green was a nice, pleasant color and would go well with the white cabinets he wanted, but navy blue also would look good too. He grunted while the colors kept changing back and forth and he tried to come to a decision.

"HAKU!" He shouted. The younger ninja appeared at his side at an instant. "Which color looks better?"

"The navy." Haku replied.

"Thanks."

"No problem."

Zabuza looked out the window and noticed that two other houses had been built out of thin air. "Hey, it looks like two more people died." He bared his teeth in a savage like grin. "Now, I can attack that annoying blond Hokage!"

Haku sighed as his teacher ran out of his abode to try and sneak up on the door that had appeared in the middle of a cobble stone town center. The door had appeared in the middle of a raised platform that had been constructed by itself after Zabuza and Haku had arrived.

The portal slowly started to open and Zabuza prepared to attack. Just as he was charging, he ran into something solid and invisible.

The damn yellow flash had built a barrier.

Zabuza growled and watched helplessly as the stupid Hokage let two more people in. They were both solemnly talking with the blond man who was carefully listening and nodding from time to time. After nearly half an hour the pair walked away into the nearly empty dimension and the invisible barrier dropped. He quickly got up from the sitting position he had taken and went to go see who the new arrivals were.

He was mortified when he discovered it was another Hokage.

He was talking with the man next to him though.

"Hayate, ever since we got here, your cough has gone away."

"Death has given me that comfort sir."

"Well Hayate, I'm going to go decorate my house. The counsel never would let me paint the Hokage tower lime green; they said it would allow enemies to locate us more easily."

"Very well sir, please enjoy your decorating." The younger man said and they both went their separate ways while ignoring the twitching Zabuza.

After a few minuets, the ninja from the hidden mist came back to his senses. "Who in the right mind would paint their house lime green?" He muttered to himself and quietly wondered if the Hokage job required for the ninja to be insane. The two Hokages he had seen were both completely out of their minds.

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