A/N: As some reviewers have asked me, yes this story will eventually cover Mass Effect events, so spoilers ahead... eventually. Avid Halo canon fans beware, some 'facts' to be stated in this story simply will not be correct. The following chapter will be a time skip, so... who knows how far I will get, I will write till I run dry.

Chapter song: Hell March, from C&C Red Alert.


Element Zero Free Armouries is proud to announce it has opened up shop right here on the Citadel! Buying bulk, or just for you, you are always saving credits here at EZF Armouries.

"How is that!" some might ask, well I'll show you.

*in background, assembly of various EZF series weapons*

The thing is, the EZF series produced here, do not have any Ezzo in them! That means we can produce and sell 5 rifles for the price of 1 mid-range Ezzo Rifle...

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"In other news the recently formed company 'Ezzo Free Armouries' has had sales skyrocket within these last few months, just a few of the hundreds of reports giving praise to these weapons are to follow:

Two months ago, a slaver raid on a border colony was halted dead in its tracks because 'of the simplicity to train malitias with this weapon series'...

*fade to black*


Buy the new EZF Marksman rifle or Scatter gun! Who ever said accuracy was ALWAYS the key?

*fade to black*


"A shocking news update, the company Element Zero Free Armoury has just announced that it is moving into the vehicle business, with even more Ezzo free ingenuity so far this new series consists of a drop ship and a light recon vehicle both mounting versions of the same gun, with different sized bullets and payloads. According to the CEO of EZFA Brodur..."

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In just two years I had sold enough weapons to commence my entire production scheme except personal body armour... I was very proud of myself. With EZF sieries guns popping up and multiplying like rabbits it was hard for criminals to do anything considering the background checks C-Sec required you to take to get an EZFA permit... I was very please that my rabbit guns were not finding too many of themselves in criminals' hands.

The year is 2178.