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The End of Comedy as We Know it!
Day two...
1. Theme song!
"Okay, on the count of three, one... two... THREE! WAKE UP MIKAAAAN!" Everyone shouted.
Mikan remained asleep. Hotaru put a horn to her ear. Nothing. Ruka had an elephant sit on her.
Nada. Natsume tried burning her foot off. Still nothing. Permy scratched the crap outta her. She
remained asleep.
Hotaru's watch beeped.
"Yaawwwwnn... Hey, what is everyone doing in my room?" Mikan asked.
"You're about an hour late for the theme song, ugly." Natsume told her.
"Oh yeah! I forgot, today is my annual sleep-in day, so I'm not usually used to anything going on
right about now." Mikan said. She then held her blanket in front of her and when she dropped, it she
was dressed.
"Lets do something different, now," Mikan said, "Like a new theme song!"
"SLAP!" hotaru slapped her right across the face.
"You idiot, we aren't allowed to change anything," Hotaru said in her usual calm tone of voice, "Just
do the stupid theme song already."
"Fine, fine.
I wanna do a theme song! Song! Do dododo do, do dodo do
I wanna do a theme song! Song! Do dododo do, do dodo do,
I want to do a theme song!
I wanna do a theme song!
Shu-u-t up you say,
Well all I gotta say to you is
I just sai-aid no!
No no no no no
Tell me not to do a theme song,
Well all I gotta say to you When you tell me not to sing a theme song I say no!
No no no no no!"
"Okay, now that the theme song is done, we can get on to the activities list, for all those who
weren't here last time." Hotaru points to the list below.
1. Theme song.
2. Romantic junk.
3. Adventure.
4. Beating the crap outta everyone.
5. Commercial break, so that everyone can do their least favorite thing: Yoga!
6. Random crap.
7. Comedy.
8. More random crap.
9. An author check-up.
10. Good bye, suckas!
"You know the drill," Hotaru said, "Now bring up the big bold font that says where we are now."
2. Romantic junk
Where am I? Mikan thought. I... I can't move! I can't even open my eyes!
Where the heck am I?! Wait, I get it, I must be Sleeping Beauty. Well, I guess
I'll just have to wait for my prince... Do do do do do... I hope he's Natsume... He is
soooo cute... Hey wait, what am I holding in my hands? A flower? I feel part of a thorn...
A rose! Oh, that makes it all the more romantic! Wait... What's happening?! I'm running
out of air! Help! Heeelp! She screamed in her head, but it couldn't come oput of her mouth.
Nothing could. Wait, what princess what trapped inside a whatever where she couldn't breathe...
Snow White! She died, didn't she? No wait... Think! Time is running out! Dwarves are about to bury
her... Prince comes along to give a last kiss... And then I cough up a chunk of apple! Of course!
I'm fine, then, I'm just in a box unable to breathe... Any second now, Natsume... I can hear the
dwarves... Wait, galloping! I hear another voice! It's Natsu- Wha? He sounds way too young!
She heard the coffin open up, and a kiss on her lips and then she opened her eyes to see her
prince.. But not before coughing up an apple...
"Y- You-Chan!" Mika began spitting everywhere, "Eww! I kissed a three-year-old?!
Blech!"She continued to spit.
And they all lived... And hopefully not normally ever after...
Except Mikan was forever traumatized with having kissed You-Chan.
3. Adventure.
(A/N: Erm... Lets see... I'm beginning to run out of classic fairy tales. But, since I mentioned
Sleeping Beauty, why not use it?)
"Sirette Sumire," The Great Queen Yuri said, "I have chosen you, my best Knight,
and my only female knight, to go and find the great sleeping beauty, and bring him
back here, so I can become even more rich and famous. And maybe I'll let you marry him..."
"Y- yes, oh beautiful pretty sophisticated wonderful Queen Yuri!" Is was hard for her not to
faint, Sumire could hardly stand Yuri's female pheromone Alice.
Sumire had to be transported out of the room because Yuri feared she might be all over her.
"Hey, Sumire!" Mikan yelled after her, "I heard you got the ultimate task... Bringing back the
sleeping beauty..."
"Yea, I heard he's been asleep for 100 years, and was put to sleep by some angry kid
with the alice to make people fall asleep for however long he wants. Too bad he's probably
died of old age by now..." Sumire said.
"Well, I packed you a bag of supplies." Mikan held up a backpack about the size of the
computer I'm writing this on. (A/N: That would be an average sized computer, thank you very
much!) Sumire said thank you, and goodbye and all that junk, and went on her way.
Anyway, she walked many miles, and the trip to and back (A/N: This happens later...)
took about four days. When she got there, she extended her claws and cut through the bushes
and junk that had grown over there the past hundred years. The ability to make people
fall asleep must've been applied to certain areas, because Sumire nearly fell asleep before she
came to the courtyard. Luckily, Mikan secretly lent her her nullification Alice,
so Sumire was almost completely immune to it... Almost.
She stepped into an old seemingly abandoned courtyard, just then, a boy stepped out.
"Leave now, or else i'll have to kill you..." He said.
"Now why the hell would I do that, I came here to save the prince, not leave!" Sumire shouted.
"Fine then, if uou want a fight, I'll let you have one, then." He said to her.
It was not at all a very interesting battle, Sumire pretty much pushed Natsume out of the courtyard
and he instantly fell asleep. Apparently, the courtyard was the only place where the sleeping
barrier was not placed, and Natsume was a guardian sent by the one evil lady...
"Finally, I'm here! Sleeping beauty's room!" Sumire exclaimed.
She saw the young prince, bent over, and kissed him.
"Hi! I'm Koko! He shouted in Sumire's ear.
"Ohh my ear..." Sumire said. "You know what, I'll be right back, I forgot something,
stay right here..." She then took the two day trip all the way back,
an explained to the Great Queen Yuri that everybody was dead when she got there.
THE END!
4. Beating the crap outta everyone
This part is not recommended for the easily queased.
Natsume, mad at the fact that Permy (A/N: I'm gonna call her Permy again, it's just more
fun.) won in the last story, caught her hair on fire.
"Put it OUT! AAAH! HELP!" She screamed. When she finally whacked it out, she
began scratching the crap out of Natsume. Koko and Yuri got in an argument about
how he should have come back on his own and she should have sent knight and blah blah blah...
Since neither of their Alices really worked in physical fights, so they just slapped each other back
and forth.
Hotaru wanted to get in on some action, so she pulled out her Baka gun and started shooting
Mikan. Yet again, the pig showed up, who owns this pig, you ask? The pig does. He owns himself,
a lone traveler, wallowing in people's blood... He was still brown, however from the previous day,
because the blood had dried. If you were to look over at Natsume and Permy, you would see that
Natsume burned all of Permy's hair off, and her bald head was now on fire, but she was too busy
trying to scratch out his eyes, and she nearly succeeded, because Natsume's eye was now
bleeding. If you were to look over at Koko and Yuri, you would see that both of their faces has
turned purple because they were slapping each other so much, and their hands weren't doing much
better, because they all had a blood red bruise on them from slapping so hard.
If you were to look over at Hotaru and Mikan, Hotaru had used her Baka Gun to punch a massive
bloody hole in Mikan's gut, which was oozing blood, luckily, her stomach only has a small hole in
it. Which was oozing only a gallon or so of blood per second.
5. Commercial break, so that everyone can do their least favorite thing: Yoga!
Hey, you look hungry, but not that hungry. You look not sick. You know what'll semi-fill you and
make you throw up? McGreasy's! The food is so greasy, and so repulsive, we had to bribe the
health inspector with everything we had just to keep it in business! So, come for the grease, stay
for the food poisoning!
(A/N: I do not support McGreasy's in any way!)
6. Random crap
(A/N: Instead of yoga this commercial, everybody spent their time recovering miraculously. Just thought you should know that absoloutely useless peice of information.)
"Bunny! Bunnnnny!" Ruka called.
"I'm not sure that bunny would ever want to coe back after what happened yesterday..." Natsume
said.
"Of course he would... He's meh bunneh..." Ruka said doubtfully, "Hey, there he is!"
The bunny stared into Ruka's eyes, and Ruka stared back, smiling. Then the bunny made a
dash for the rabbit hole. Ruka caught him just in time. The bunny tried to wiggle out of Ruka's
arms, and even trying to bite him before saying, "SQUEAAAK! SQUACK SQUEAK! huff puff...
SQEAKEDY!" which, translated means, "HEEELP! HELP ME! huff puff... GET ME AWAY FROM
THIS FREAK!"
"Aww, he's saying he wuvesss meh!" Ruka cooed.
"Sure he is..." Neatsume glared at Ruka.
7. Comedy
(A/N: This is mostly bad jokes, maybe on you like here and then, but... Most of them are
reeealy bad!)
You-Chan: "What's brown and sticky?"
Koko: "A stick!"
You-Chan: "Why wasn't the cow dancing at the party?"
(A/N: What party? Why the hell wasn't I invited?!)
Koko: "Because there was no MOO-sic!"
(A/N: I wouldn't want to go to that party anyway then, it probably sucked.)
You-Chan: "What am I thinking of right now?"
Koko: "Koko is a moron! Oh... Crap..."
You-chan: "What is Mikan thinking of right now?"
Koko: "Wow, Natsume sure is cute! Maybe someday I can marry him!
And we could be together forever! And we could... Oh shit! Koko's reading my mind!
Don't think don't think don't think! I'm in love with Natsume! Oh... Crap... He didn't hear that,
did he? Fine, I don't care what the world thinks! I love Natsume and Ruka! Ha! Take that!
And what would I like to do to Natsume, you ask? Well..." Koko got a horrified expression on his
face and then fainted.
8. More random crap
Who will be the next... Gakuen Idol?!
"Somewhere, over the clou-oud, way up high, lollipops are illegal... In the sk-y-y!" Ruka sang
right from his heart, which, actually, wasn't all that good.
(A/N: Mikan, what did you think?)
"I loved it! Gimme an A! Gimme an WESOME! What does that spell? AWESOME!
(A/N: Permy, what did you think?)
"Yo, dawg, dat was tight! Dat was tight!
(A/N: And last, but certainly not least, Natsume! What did you think?)
"Listen, I'll say this the harshest way possible... That was the shittiest act I have ever heard, my
eardrums are bleeding right now. Go find yourself a job at a fast food place like McGreasy's, man..
No, boy-bitch."
9. An author check-up
Mikan knocked on the door... "Michiko, you in there?"
"Leave me alone, for pete's sake! Let's just skip it today!!" A voice from behiond the door said.
"Okay!" and Mikan skipped merrily to the area where they would conclude the chapter.
10. Good bye, suckas!
And by now, the "Spinster (Aunt) Dance" was playing, everyone was wearing Tutu's and doing the swan lake. (A/N: Seriously, how does Swan Lake go?!)
Do de de da de da do do, de da diddit do, dedede oah dedah dedah dih do,
All right everybody now here we go, it's a brand new version of the random dance,
Just hit yourself on the head and rub your belly, c'mon everybody it's the Spinster (Aunt) Dance!
The end...
For today, at least...
Writer:
Michiko
My Entertainment while I was writing this:
None whatsoever for today.
The Pig:
A Pig with blond hair and blank eyes named Mr. Piggy.
(A/N:Songs may or may not be knock off, I am not saying I wrote the originals, I just tweaked the lyrics.)
Spinster (Aunt) Dance:
Michiko
I Wanna Do a Theme Song:
Michiko
The Activities List:
Hotaru
I would like to thank all of the people on the Xat Freewebs chat for inspiring me to make part 8 a
knock-off of everyone's favorite show!
Disclaimer for this written by:
Michiko. Oh yeah, I almost forgot the disclaimer!
I DO NOT OWN GAKUEN ALICE OR ANY OF IT'S CHARACTERS BUT IF I DID IT WOULD PROBABLY LOOK LIKE THIS!
