Instead of reaching for the mask she reached lower locating the hidden fly zipper on the suit and unzipped. Harley was happily surprised revealing a hardened batman. "I gotta know what its like to be with the big bad bat". She licked her hand and used it to wet herself. This wasnt like how it had been with catwoman he cared for Selina and there was a mutual understanding. Harley was just using him playing with him like a doll for fun.
He squeezed his eyes shut as she immediately began sucking him and practically shoving him down her throat. Harley came up and licked it. "I'll make it quick" she smiled sitting down shoving him inside her. She squealed and lauged as it slipped in. Not as big as Mr.J but fatter. She grabbed the ribbons and used them for balance as she slammed ontop of him.
Batman tried to slow his breathing and calm down. Harley wasn't delicate or gentle by any means. He really didnt want to do this honestly though his body was willing. She was twisted and corrupted by the Joker. It was the kind of thing he would have avoided. She leaned back on her hands and grinded on him spread eagle giving him a full view. It was nice and filling. It felt good being in control she seldom got that from her clown prince. . She took it out and massaged the wetness all over him and herself then shoved it back in her throat.
Batman let out a sigh as she bobbed up and down sending him involuntarily over the edge. "Harley I dont have time for this" He growled out snatching her ankle that was within grasp. What a kill joy! "Fine" She hissed reaching on top of the table. She grabbed a knife and cut him free. He jumped up pushing her out of the way and grabbed his belt adjusting himself.
Batman reached into the drawer and pulled out a folder he opened it up and examined its contents. Harley slipped on a red t shirt and black capri pants. What a sour puss batman cant even have a good time everything had to be so serious. If there was one thing being with joker taught her it was enjoy the good times while they last because EVERYTHING gets worse.
Batman contacted robin though the coms unit in his gauntlet. "I found some papers for a bomb that emits slight radiation. Program the cowl to track high levels of radiation thats where the bomb will be"
"Ill see you there" robin said clicking out.
"Now if youll excuse me i have to make a confession" The blonde bombshell said walking over to the confessional and shutting the door. He took one last look around before they left. He saw a black piece of leather poking out from the file cabinet. As he got closer he saw it was a black leather book. He grabbed it and inspected it. It was pretty old and covered in dried up blood.
He braced himself as he opened it. 'MY DIARY' It said in the mad mans hand writing 'no peaking' it said down bottom with a smiley face. He scowled as he flipped though. 'Batman' was written in blood over and over on nearly every page. He shut it and put it back casting the image from his mind.
He made his way back and could hear Harley in the confessional. "When I die and go to heaven please let me bring Mr.J" Batman cringed at her words. "I know hes done alot of bad things but i love him"
She opened the door to see Batman waiting for her. "What's the attraction, Quin? This sick infatuation with the Joker." he asked extending his hand to her to help her step down. "Look, Bats, when I was a doctor I was always listening to other people's problems then he listened to me for a change and made everything fun." She smiled taking batmans hand and stepping down. He forcefully yanked her out the door with him.
"You think it's funny when he hurts people?" Batman asked. "Its just a joke" Harley shrugged. He opened the door to the batmobile and waited for her to get in "Hope you're still laughing when it's your turn" he retorted. Harley frowned at him and got in the damn car what a stick in the mud.
The highest levels of radiation were coming from the ice berg lounge. Robin dropped down from the shadows and came around to batmas side of the car. "You think joker and penguin are working together?" Robing asked. Harley laughed "Yeah right!" penguin and joker had been going at each other the past year hed never work with that midget.
She felt cold metal claw around her wrist. "Hey!" She screamed pulling at the handcuffs. "I can't risk you warning the Joker." Batman said handcuffng her to the shifter. "Would I do a thing like that?" She smiled batting her eye lashes. Batman closed the car door locking her inside. "Hey, let me out!" She screamed.
Robin smiled at her and waved through the glass before taking his leave with the bat grapeling to the roof of the lounge. "Boy, you just can't trust some people." she sad to herslef pulling out the gun she had snatched out of the confessional shooting the batcuffs off.
"Please just make your ransom demands!" The mayor said tied upside down above the shark tank. "Oh, no ransom this time, Hammy." The clown said tapping on glass watching the large shark swim inside. "You can't mean..." The mayor said with a face of sheer terror.
"This city is in desperate need of a face lift" Joker said walking over the dead bodies of penguins thugs to cobblepot who was strapped to a chair gagged and beaten pretty badly. "figured the best place to start with would be at my good friend cobblepots place i mean really what dump!" he grabbed a bottle of champagne off a table.
Joker popped the top and opened his mouth pouring it out and splashing it all over his face barely catching any in his mouth. "I mean come on an iceberg lounge? No no no. Im liking the idea of a fun house! A joker fun house would be so much more entertaining" He leaned up against penguin breaking the bottle over the table and poking the sharp broken bottle at the mans face, "Dont you agree?" Joker asked.
Penguin looked up at the mad man his green eyes terrifyingly placed onto his face. Joker stood up and walked over to a large object covered in a black sheet. "Although im afraid everything will have to go!" He smiled unveiling a large bomb. Penguin began trying to yell and fight back against his restraints.
"Batman" Robin whispered over the coms. "I know" batman replied perched atop a gargoyle statue over looking the situation unfolding below him. Joker ran a gloved hand through his green hair and adjusted his suit. "Lets celebrate!" He walked over to t he crane. "No please i did everything you asked!" The mayor pleaded. Joker laughed pressing a button lowering the mayor into the shark tank. "HELP!" The mayor screamed.
A batarang flew into the control console stopping the mayor from plunging to his death. Joker smiled and looked to the shadows of the ceiling.
"Batman"
