Staring at a moon about to destroy a town is one thing it's another if it has a FACE! "L-Link is this supposed to happen?" Ness asked worried for his life. "Err um... no" Link replied. Then just as suddenly as it started the shaking ceased. "Uhh... my head" Ninten groaned "Don't worry Mr. Nintendo you'll be fine" Ness joked while meaning it "HEY! It's not that funny if you had a name like that!" Ninten snapped back.
"Well now all we have to do is... is... umm... uhh Link what exactly do we do?" "Well we have to stop it and find out who's behind this..." Link replied to Ness' question "Uh nope, no waiting 'cause THEY just happen to have dropped in".
Ness was right forming in front of the moon and making a descent were two things: a metal spidey pod and a man in a black cloak. Once they landed all of their clothing really contrasted. Link wearing his cheery bright green outfit, Ninten in a white, red and blue striped shirt with blue jeans and red bandanna around his neck, Ness in his yellow and blue striped shirt and his red and blue hat, the man in a dark black cloak and the portly boy in the spider mech wearing a business suit with vertical red and black stripes.
"I told you we would meet again! Oh what was your name oh yes, PIGSBUTT!" The boy yelled "I thought you ran away!" Ness shouted back upset with the overused name he called him "Oh I did I ran to Hyrule and met my friend here Mr. Ganondorf!" "There was another but he was a measly kid thing like a wooden boy. So now-" the boy stopped and looked at Ninten who was puzzled not knowing who this person was. But Ness knew him "ah another puny subject what's your name, Giygas told me... oh yeah isn't it NINTENDO!" The boy mocked from inside the spider mech. "Who are you!?" Ninten said.
"Why just the greatest thing in the universe!" When he said that Ganondorf glared at him "You know along side Mr. Ganondorf" He continued "I am the future ruler of some world, or something I am Porky Minch!"
"And I'm the powerful Ganondorf" Ganondorf said then Link reached into his pocket and pulled out a shiny blue Ocarina he then started playing a tune then he played it again but the bottom half of everybody's vision had a music sheet and every note he played appeared. Down, A, right, down, A and right then text appeared on the music sheet and it read 'Link played the Inverted Song Of Time!' Suddenly everything felt a little sluggish but it felt as nothing happened then he started to play another tune again the music sheet appeared but this time he played... Right, left, right, down, right, up and left. The text showed up reading 'Link Played the Elegy of Emptiness!' And after that happened a green swirl went around him. Then in front of him a statue of himself was made just like him both adults, blonde hair, even clothes except the statue was disturbingly creepier than Link. Ninten, Ness and everybody for that matter just froze in shocked horror at it except Link who pulled out his sword and charged at Ganondorf...
