My name is Layla Harrison. Well it was... Now apparently according to my new familia its 'Hale' I understand why Rosalie's last name would be Hale. I mean she acted like the queen of the world twenty four seven. Nah I like her she's actually really sweet once you get to know her. Alice and I get along real well. She's the only one with enough energy to keep up with me, and That's weird considering were vampires and don't rest... Carlisle is more like my best friend then my 'father figure'. I had to say existence must suck after a while. Ecspecially the way he does it. He always such a tight ass. He's A) A father figure B) A doctor C) A husband. But for me he was D) None of the above. He was my friend and just cuz he was older then me and married didn't mean we couldn't chill! I hate how every one puts so much on his shoulders. I mean for gods sake he was only twenty or so when he was turned! He deserves to 'live' to.

I think that's why he liked hanging out with me so much. I think I made him feel young again or something like that. I've always been known to hang with guys more then girls. I don't know I suppose I just get along with them better. Emmett and I go off and do the most random shit ever. From going to the library and stealing all the books from e to l to going to starbucks and making really complicated orders that all lead to one thing...milk.

Jiggle Puff was mad emo but I love him any way. Did I mention he hates when I call him Jiggly puff? Well he does. He's normally the one I get into the least trouble with. He and I occasionally get into some mischief but not much. Well go to random places and make a man aroused to another women when his wife is standing only a little while away. We like to watch their hilarious reactions.

Oh and if you want to talk about a tight ass have you met Mr. Tight ass himself? EDWARDO! His name sh0uld be Edweirdo! He and Bella have still not done it. He because he wanted it to be special... In a bed he bought especially for 'this'. If I was Bella I would have slapped him. Then again shed probably only achieve a broken hand... What ever! He's just mad annoying is what Im getting at here.

I'm starting to think that the boys wifey's don't trust me so much... I mean they like me but for some reason they all think Im going to jack their man. Okay that's a major no no. I don't go with married men... I don't go with men at all really... Im still a virginal vampire and Im okay with that... The last relationship I was in was with my twelve year old neighbor in elementary school. That's pretty pathetic when you go on and think about it... But then if you think about THE VIRGIN VAMPIRE EDWEIRDO CULLEN then its not really all that bad. One hundred and some odd year old vamp. Bella needs to break a piece of off that before I break his pretty little nose FOR her. OH did I mention I will be going to my first day of sophomore year?? Well now you know! Im crazy excited. Right now me and emmet are out hunting sheep while the rest of the country is off counting them.

"Oh I see a black one!" I whispered.

"I shot it!" He bolted forward.

"Over my dead body." I hurled my self at him. We were now in a full on battle. Yeah the sheep was gone but this was still interesting. Who would win the strong new born? Or the sexy limb tarring Emmet Cullen? Stay tuned to find out...