Seto's POV

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God, what was I thinking? Screw this, where's my porn? I'm sick of this shit!

Sometimes, I really hate being the CEO of Kaiba Corp. Everyone comes to me to bitch and whine about everything in their pathetic lives. Like I fuc- Manage Storiesking care. Oh, there it is. Before I get a chance to open it, though, a knock on the door echoes throughtout the room.

"Big brother!"

Mokuba. I should have guessed.

As I sadly hide my porn, I called, "What is now, Mokuba? I'm busy." How many times has come to me for something since I got home? Five, six, seven times?

"Seto, I'm hungry!" he whines, the door wide open. Really, Mokuba?

I simply close my eyes. "That's what we have servants for, Mokuba. Go bitch to them." He stands there for a moment. It didn't take him long to walk away quietly and shutting my door behind him. I waited for a few moments to make sure he didn't want anything else from me for now.

Certain that Mokuba had gone to get food, I go back to opening my porn. Once again, someone interrupts me. I get a call on Skype.

"Call from 'SexyLeatherPants'" I stared at it, throughly pissed off. "Who the hell?!" I yell, going to answer it.

"Who the fuck is disturbing my porn?!" I demand. Seeing the male on the screen, I realize that it was Yami calling. I swear I had gone red from complete embarrassment.

"Soo... Seto Kaiba watches porn, hm? Who'd have thought!" Yami broke into a laugh. I put my head into my hands.

"This does not look good, does it?" I groan. I look over to my door because of the unnecessary light to see Mokuba wide-eyed in the doorway.

"Seto, what's porn?" That question made me go wide-eyed myself.

I scramble out of my chair just to get him out. "Nothing, get out of my room!" I say as I push him outside and lock the door after him. Turning back to my computer, I see Yami giggling at the scene. "Shut the hell up, you bastard." I growl in response.

Yami stares for a moment with this creepy Cheshire Cat grin. "So, Seto, what kind of-"

"I am not answering that!" I cut him off. "Now, what are you calling me for?" I desperately want to punch him in the face for this.

"Oh, I wanted you to come over for a sleepover type of thing." he smirks. I don't like where this is going. "There's no funny business in this one, I swear." Why don't I believe you? Let's recap.

"Really? Do you not remember what happened last time you dragged my ass to your place for Truth or Dare?" I inquired. "And what about the 7 minutes in Heaven with Joey?" God forbid if I have to go through that again!

"Yeah, I remember." Yami says immediately. How could he say this with a straight face? I really don't want to. "Shit. Fine!" I say, hanging up. I forget about my porn and begin packing my bags. Something tells me that this was a bad idea.

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Yami's POV

I invited the others over. This is going to be a night of sabotage! Mwahahahaha! Seto and Bakura will together one way or another. Me and Yugi was getting everything set up for tonight's party. Yugi cooks, I clean, and Grandpa will be Egypt all summer. What's not to like?

*3 Hours Later*

The doorbell rang loudly throughout the house. "I've got it!" Yugi calls out to me. He should know that I'm going to follow him downstairs anyway. I meet the others at the door.

"Heyy!" Oh, my cousins Scarlet and Sakura are here!

Sakura has short brown hair and hazel eyes. She was wearing a bright green dress shirt and blue jeans along with a jacket, black tennis shoes, and a nice brown hat. Scarlet, on the other hand, had dyed her hair to a bright green and had dark blue tips. She had numerous piercings, has bright neon green clothing, and had a black jacket. She had changed the most out of my friends and family.

"Hey, cousins!" Yugi and I greeted, inviting them in. As they did so, Sakura hands me a bottle of red wine. The year was 1932.

"Nice!" I say to her. Scarlet hands over a couple things for mixed drinks. A bottle of Jack Daniels and Dr. Pepper.

"Awesome. Thanks, guys!" I say to them. Setting everything down, I say, "So, everyone else should be here soon. You can just put your bags in the living room somewhere while I take these to the kitchen."

After placing the liquor into the cooler, I returned to where my family was laughing. "What were the odds of him breaking into the bartender's car?!" Sakura giggled between laughs. Scarlet was holding her sides, tears to her eyes, as she tried to stop laughing. "What's so funny?" I ask with a smile.

Sakura looks at me and tells me the story she had been telling the others. She was halfway through when the doorbell rang yet again. "Hold that thought." was what I said as I practically bolted to the door to see Joey and Tristan standing there. "Hey guys!" I greeted, looking behind them. There was some beer in the back seat of the car.

Rolling my eyes, I asked, "Seriously guys?" I walk past them to take a look at the car myself. I widen my eyes at the amount of alcohol they had. "How did you not get pulled over for this?" Both of them grabbed two cases of beer, one in each arm, and grinned, "Dueling."

Again, rolled my crimson eyes at them at pointed to the kitchen. "Just put 'em in there. Sakura and Scarlet will show you where."

They walked right in, hearig them greet my cousins and younger sibling. Soon, everyone else showed up with mainly liquor and some with food. Mako with sushi, Malik and Marik with loads of beer (which I still don't get!), Téa and Serenity with snacks and soda, and Duke and Mai with, again, more liquor.

Bakura and Ryou show up moments later, both with big smiles. "Sorry if we're late, Yami." Bakura apologizes. "We had a few problems getting away from dad..." He leans a little to his right, widening his eyes a little. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say he wasn't prepared for this.

"Oh, yeah, I kinda turned it into a party." I giggle shyly. "Hope ya don't mind!" As the albino siblings walk in, I hear Duke turn on his music and shut off the stereo I had playing. Ah, Vampire Weekend, my favorite!

Just as soon as I shut the door, someone kicks it open. I mean, quite literally, kicks open. I turn in surprise to see Seto with two briefcases of wine. "Honestly, didn't you see me walking up here?!" he sighed irritantly at me.

"Just set your wine on the table. I'll deal with it in a couple of minutes." I say, shaking my head. I follow him into the kitchen. He opens one of them. 1700s?! I whistled at how much was in there.

"Wow. How'd you-"

"Family inheritance." he quickly interrupts me as Sakura and Scarlet walked in. Sakura widens her eyes at the amount of wine on the table. She practically jumps Seto, "Thank you!" Both of them fell to the floor. Scarlet giggled at the sight. I smirk, "So, should I leave you two or are you gonna get a room?"

"I'm going to fucking kill you, Yami!" Seto growled as he atttempted to get the squealing girl off of him. "Damn it, someone get her off of me!"

Scarlet sighes, "She does that to everyone with wine." She and I managed to pull Sakura off of the brunette and handed a bottle of wine to keep her calm. She quickly sobered up and took a drink of the wine. "1700s. Pretty good year in my opinion." Seto stares at my cousin in disbelief. I swear, the look on his face was fucking priceless!

As she walks out back to the living room, Seto mouthed the words, "What. The. Fuck." I really tried not to bust out laughing, but I did so anyway. Now that we have everyone here, it's time to spike the soda the girls brought in. "Seto," I say between laughs. "Could you fetch Joey?"

"Do it your goddamn self!" he hisses before stalking away from us. "Damn it." I sigh. "Wait here, Scarlet." I walk in to see the blonde doing... something. I have no clue. but I go up to him and drag him into the kitchen.

Once I did, I looked at the both of them and said, pointing to the ten things of soda on the table, "You guys are gonna spike the sodas."

A/N: Ryou: What are they doing?!

Yami and Sakura: Don't you worry 'bout it! :P

Seto: You two are evil!

Sakura: Well, that's not their problem. And it's not your concern. Not yet!

Bakura: What do you mean 'not yet?!'

Yugi: Plase Review!

Scarlet: Guys, you have to glomp the audience! Like this! GLOMP! (glomps audience)

Yugi: Fine! Sakura, come here.

Yugi and Sakura: GLOMP! (glomps audience) Please Review!