How to CORRECTLY Comfort Cinderella
Step 1: Tell her things will be okay
Step 2: Hold her close
Step 3: Give her a huge hug
Step 4: Sing "Lavender's Blue" in your prettiest voice
Step 5: Wait until she falls asleep on your shoulder
Step 6: Say "that wasn't too hard! I'm a pro!" (I mean, WHISPER it!)
How AnnaTheMockingjay Comforted Cinderella: TOLD IN LETTERS
Dear AnnaTheMockingjay,
Let's talk about your odd comfort methods.
Queen Ella
Dear Ella,
Yeah sure, whatever.
AnnaTheMockingjay
Dear AnnaTheMockingjay,
You seriously shouted a lullaby at my face.
Ella
Dear Ella,
Why yes I did, since that's the only thing that could calm you down!
AnnaTheMockingjay (Good at singing :D)
Dear AnnaTheMockingjay,
You know you're supposed to sing "Lavender's Blue" in a comforting manner, right?
Ella
Dear Ella,
Oh.
AnnaTheMockingjay
Dear AnnaTheMockingjay,
It ruined the whole point.
Ella
Dear AnnaTheMockingjay,
Why did you hurt Ella's ears with our favorite lullaby?
The Entire Cinderella 2015 Fanbase
Dear Entire Cinderella 2015 Fanbase,
Um...cause I'm loud?
AnnaTheMockingjay
Dear AnnaTheMockingjay,
As Ella stated, it's supposed to be used in a comforting manner ONLY. Never to be used in an INTENSE manner.
Entire Cinderella 2015 Fanbase
Dear Fanbase,
Um...uh...
[runs]
AnnaTheMockingjay
Dear AnnaTheMockingjay,
GET BACK HERE!
[runs after AnnaTheMockingjay screaming and throwing pots and pans at him]
Entire Cinderella 2015 Fanbase
Dear Everybody,
[watches commotion outside]
Lavender's blue, dilly dilly...
Ella
Well, me, that is NOT how you comfort her!
But anyway, hope you enjoyed the second chapter! This was just the stupidest idea I could think of, so I decided to give it to you guys to crack up over! So, be sure to give ideas, and I'll see you all in Chapter THREE! ;)
-AnnaTheMockingjay
