Thanks to everyone who has reviewed so far! Regretably, this is the last chapter. However, on at the request of my reviewers, I've included a key listing the characters and their screennames. Thanks for reading!
EatMyTastyTreats: Zi, my roleplaying partner's original character
FluffyBunny99: Haninozuka Mitsukuni
FourthSeat: Kyouya's alternate personality (lolz)
HitachiinAlwaysWins: Hitachiin Hikaru
InstantCoffee: Fujioka Haruhi
KaoRhymeswithChow: Hitachiin Kaoru
LaChicaBonita: Rosa, the Hitachiins' maid/an original character
LordofDarkness: Nekozawa Umehito
TallDarkandBroody: Morinozuka Takashi
TheKing0101: Suoh Tamaki
ThirdSeat: Ootori Kyouya
StuckintheSnoburbs: Lec, my original character
Monday
TallDarkandBroody: I get your point, however I'm going to have to disagree to the extent of the extremity you're suggesting. Social security cannot be demolished completely.
LordofDarkness: I'm not saying that it should be completely destroyed, just reformed to a point whereas it doesn't take such a big chunk from a worker's paycheck.
StuckintheSnoburbs: That's true, as how in the future one person would have to support three.
FluffyBunny99: If you ask me, I believe they should raise the limit where one is qualified to receive entitlements. People are living to a longer age, after all.
LordofDarkness: But what about the individuals who are already at the point of retirement? They would be angered.
FluffyBunny99: Hai, but repercussions are to be expected in any type of reform.
HitachiinAlwaysWins has just signed on.
TheKing0101 has just signed on.
LordofDarkness: That's true. Perhaps qualifications should be changed.
StuckintheSnoburbs: Wistful thinking.
TheKing0101: ...Nekozawa? Hunny? What are you two talking about?
LordofDarkness: ...
LordofDarkness: BEWARE BEELZENEF!
LordofDarkness has just signed off.
StuckintheSnoburbs has just signed off.
TheKing0101: W T F?
HitachiinAlwaysWins: Hunny don't tell me you were actually -talking- to that kid.
KaoRhymeswithChow has just signed on.
FluffyBunny99: Erm... no! Hi Kao-chan! Hika-chan! Tama-chan!
KaoRhymeswithChow: Hmph. Hikaru. You kicked me off the bed again last night.
HitachiinAlwaysWins: -hearts-
KaoRhymeswithChow: -.-;
FluffyBunny99: Tama-chan! How did the date with Haru-chan go?
TheKing0101: It was exciting! We went to the commoner's place to eat...Burger King. Though this 'king' looked anything but royal. His curly moustache thing actually frightened me. And I think he was staring at me.
HitachiinAlwaysWins: It was the dark spell that Nekozawa cast on you, for shining a flashlight on him two nights ago.
TheKing0101: NAAAAAAAAAAANI?! It was dark, and I couldn't see!
KaoRhymeswithChow: Doesn't matter. You nearly killed him.
HitachiinAlwaysWins: Now he's exacting his revenge.
KaoRhymeswithChow: He's going to sabotage every date you have with Haruhi.
HitachiinAlwaysWins: And he's making the Burger King mascot one of his minions.
TheKing0101: OO;;;;;;
TheKing0101 has just signed off.
KaoRhymeswithChow: -sigh- He's just too easy.
FluffyBunny99: Waaa... I want some cake!
LaChicaBonita has just signed on.
FluffyBunny99: Who's that?
HitachiinAlwaysWins: Rosa, one of our caretakers. She speaks mostly Spanish.
LaChicaBonita: Oy. Ustedes ninos. Debes duermieron.
KaoRhymeswithChow: Rosa, I told you to press that little translator button before you type.
LaChicaBonita: Sorry Kaoru. I had forgotten to push my button, as it is even smaller than my rat cursings.
FluffyBunny99: Rat cursings, Rosa-chan...?
HitachiinAlwaysWins: Mouse cursor. The translator's not perfect. What are you doing on, Rosa?
LaChicaBonita: As I said! You two need to sleep now. Your father doesn't allow you to be on this late!
HitachiinAlwaysWins: Rosa, I could give a rat's ass what my father says.
KaoRhymeswithChow: Oooh, I'm telling!
HitachiinAlwaysWins: You're such a daddy's boy!
LaChicaBonita: Hikaru, don't talk about your father's buttocks so meanly.
KaoRhymeswithChow: I'm still telling!
KaoRhymeswithChow has just signed off.
HitachiinAlwaysWins: KAORU!!
HitachiinAlwaysWins: YOU BETTER NOT!
HitachiinAlwaysWins: DAMNIT!
HitachiinAlwaysWins has just signed off.
LaChicaBonita: No translation available!
LaChicaBonita has just signed off.
FluffyBunny99: I guess Hikaru doesn't always win...
TallDarkandBroody: Hai.
LordofDarkness has just signed on.
StuckintheSnoburbs has just signed on.
FluffyBunny99: Ah, Umehito, Lec, welcome back.
LordofDarkness: So where were we?
TallDarkandBroody: We were discussing the possible reformations that could be applied to Social Security.
StuckintheSnoburbs: Of course.
Tuesday
InstantCoffee has just signed on.
ThirdSeat has just signed on.
StuckintheSnoburbs has just signed on.
ThirdSeat: Hmm, nearly empty chat tonight.
InstantCoffee: Yeah.
StuckintheSnoburbs: Haruhi, how was the date with Tamaki yesterday?
InstantCoffee: Don't... ask... he thought that the Burger King guy was trying to eat his soul, and the onions in his burger were laced with poison.
StuckintheSnoburbs: ...No comment.
FluffyBunny99 has just signed on.
TallDarkandBroody has just signed on.
FluffyBunny99: Eeee! Hii everyone!
InstantCoffee: Hey, Hunny.
ThirdSeat: Hi Hunny.
StuckintheSnoburbs: Hunny-san.
InstantCoffee: Hunny-senpai, you and Mori-senpai are always signing off and on at the same time...
InstantCoffee: Oi. Tamaki's calling my phone. Brb
FluffyBunny99: So how are you, Leccy-chan? :33
StuckintheSnoburbs: I'm fine. And yourself?
FluffyBunny99: lkskdfasjwqoe2093i
StuckintheSnoburbs: ...?
FluffyBunny99 has just signed off.
TallDarkandBroody: Cake.
TallDarkandBroody has just signed off.
ThirdSeat: I feel funny.
StuckintheSnoburbs: Ay, Kyouya?
ThirdSeat has just signed off.
FourthSeat has just signed on.
StuckintheSnoburbs: ...Shoot. Kyou?
FourthSeat: You got it sweet thang. So how about we rock the boat tonight on my yacht? I'll be your captain and I'll sail you across the waters...
StuckintheSnoburbs: WTH!?
StuckintheSnoburbs has just signed off.
FourthSeat: Baby don't you run away from me!
FourthSeat has just signed off.
InstantCoffee: Ok back.
InstantCoffee: Hey, where did everyone go?
LordofDarkness has just signed on.
InstantCoffee: Hi, Nekozawa!
LordofDarkness has just signed off.
InstantCoffee: Well you don't have to be rude about it.
Wednesday
HitachiinAlwaysWins has just signed on.
KaoRhymeswithChow has just signed on.
StuckintheSnoburbs has just signed on.
EatMyTastyTreats has just signed on.
EatMyTastyTreats: Cool. Two girls and two dudes.
HitachiinAlwaysWins: Boys vs. Girls!
ThirdSeat has just signed on.
LordofDarkness has just signed on.
EatMyTastyTreats: Aw, you just ruined the even number of sexes!
KaoRhymeswithChow: Nekozawa can be on your side.
LordofDarkness: You cannot make me join these women!
StuckintheSnoburbs: Ume, pleeeeeeease?
LordofDarkness: No! Beelzenef will not let me live this down.
StuckintheSnoburbs: Ume, we're uneven and need a male on our side!
HitachiinAlwaysWin: You could always persuade Kyouya to join you...
ThirdSeat: Forget it. I refuse to participate in this game.
KaoRhymeswithChow: Meh, we don't need Ootori anyways.
StuckintheSnoburbs: I still want Ume on our team!
LordofDarkness: Ok Ikue...but you're coming to next week's meeting. No if's and's or but's.
StuckintheSnoburbs: Agreed.
EatMyTastyTreats: Enough! Round 1, Nekozawa versus Hikaru, FIGHT!
HitachiinAlwaysWins: You're so ugly that when you stuck your face out the window, the police arrested you for mooning!
EatMyTastyTreats: Ouch, that one stung. Rebuttal, Nekozawa?
LordofDarkness: ...yo momma.
HitachiinAlwaysWins: Pfft. Your mother.
LordofDarkness: Your father!
HitachiinAlwaysWins: I don't give a damn about my father. He's a coldhearted, unemotional, calculating bastard.
KaoRhymeswithChow has just signed off.
HitachiinAlwaysWins: WAIT! WHAT THE CRAP KAORU?! YOU LITTLE TATTLETALE!
HitachiinAlwaysWins has just signed off.
ThirdSeat: I feel funny.
StuckintheSnoburbs: Not again!!
StuckintheSnoburbs has just signed off.
ThirdSeat has just signed off.
EatMyTastyTreats: Looks like it's just you and me Nekozawa.
LordofDarkness: Beelzenef wants to know if you have a cat. He wants to spawn.
EatMyTastyTreats: ...ew.
Thursday
LaChicaBonita has just signed on.
EatMyTastyTreats has just signed on.
EatMyTastyTreats: Do you have the pictures, Rosa?
LaChicaBonita: Si, Miss. Soriano.
EatMyTastyTreats: Send away.
LaChicaBonita wants to send file 1HitachiinAlbum to EatMyTastyTreats.
EatMyTastyTreats has accepted the file transfer.
File transfer of 1HitachiinAlbum is complete.
EatMyTastyTreats: O
EatMyTastyTreats: M
EatMyTastyTreats: G
EatMyTastyTreats: !!
TallDarkandBroody has just signed on.
EatMyTastyTreats: SOOOOOOO ADORABLE! Woah, Mori, you're on without Hunny!
TallDarkandBroody: Eh... Yeah, but... I don't like you that way Soriano.
EatMyTastyTreats: Good! I wasn't talking about you, anyways, check these out.
EatMyTastyTreats wants to send file 1HitachiinAlbum to TallDarkandBroody.
TallDarkandBroody has accepted the file tarnsfer.
File transfer of 1HitachiinAlbum is complete.
TallDarkandBroody: ...
EatMyTastyTreats: Wait for it...
TallDarkandBroody: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW!
EatMyTastyTreats: IT'S SO CUTE!
TallDarkandBroody: Kawaii, even!
LaChicaBonita: The power of Hitachiin baby photographics are amazing and delicious.
EatMyTastyTreats: God bless you, Rosa.
TheLord0101 has just signed on.
TallDarkandBroody: You have to see this, Tamaki.
TheLord0101: ...what is it?
Friday
FluffyBunny99 has just signed on.
TallDarkandBroody has just signed on.
HitachiinAlwaysWins has just signed on.
KaoRhymeswithChow has just signed on.
StuckintheSnoburbs has just signed on.
ThirdSeat has just signed on.
EatMyTastyTreats has just signed on.
FluffyBunny99: Hiiii!
FluffyBunny99: alskdfj23048241i23
FluffyBunny99 has just signed off.
HitachiinAlwaysWins: Cake.
KaoRhymeswithChow: Cake.
ThirdSeat: Cake.
EatMyTastyTreats: Cake.
StuckintheSnoburbs: ...Fishsticks?
TallDarkandBroody: He just fell asleep on the keyboard.
TallDarkandBroody has just signed off.
ThirdSeat: I feel funny again.
StuckintheSnoburbs: GAAAAAAAAAH!
StuckintheSnoburbs has just signed off.
EatMyTastyTreats has just signed off.
ThirdSeat: Woops. Just indigestion.
HitachiinAlwaysWins: You had us worried there for a moment, Kyouya.
KaoRhymeswithChow: Yeah...
FourthSeat has just signed on.
ThirdSeat: ...
FourthSeat: Hi, Kyouya.
ThirdSeat: omg
FourthSeat: I know what you did in the bathroom last night.
ThirdSeat: OMG! Are you guys seeing this?
HitachiinAlwaysWins: Seeing what?
KaoRhymeswithChow: I don't see anything.
FourthSeat: You're naughty, Kyouya.
ThirdSeat: ...
FourthSeat: Kyoooooooooooooooooooooooooouyaaaaaaaaa...
ThirdSeat: GO AWAY!
ThirdSeat has just signed off.
HitachiinAlwaysWins: Ha! You figured out his password pretty fast, Zi.
FourthSeat: It was easy. 'Iheart' and you can figure the rest.
KaoRhymeswithChow: Lec, right?
FourthSeat: Actually, it was 'myhair'. How vain is that...
TheKing0101 has just signed on.
FourthSeat: BOO.
TheKing0101: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!
TheKing0101 has just signed off.
FourthSeat: I smell like peaches.
Saturday
LordofDarkness has just signed on.
InstantCoffee has just signed on.
InstantCoffee: ...Hi, Nekozawa.
LordofDarkness: Greetings, my dark princess. Will you not take a ride with me through the eternal depths of perpetual sorrow?
InstantCoffee has just signed off.
LordofDarkness: Coast is clear!
FluffyBunny99 has just signed on.
TallDarkandBroody has just signed on.
StuckintheSnoburbs has just signed on.
StuckintheSnoburbs: So did you guys hear about the sudden decrease of poverty stricken areas in Uganda?
