Hey Y'all. I just wanna say thank you to xXForgottenSoldierXx, Crazypuckchick208, Kingfish224, whyareyourightinfrontofme, and Gunslingers-White-Rose for allowing me to use your OCs. Speaking of OCs, I only own Prickly, Toby and Tux. On with jackass!

"Hi, welcome back", said Prickly, "Before we get started, we have some new characters to introduce".

"I'm Megan", said Megan, a green cat.

"I'm Ryder", said Ryder, a grey hyena.

"I'm Cherry", said Cherry, an orange hyena.

"I'm Midnight", said Midnight, a black panther.

"I'm Nikolai", said Nikolai, a midnight blue badger with a tuft of white fur ontop of his head.

"I'm Demitri", said Demitri, a dark red badger.

"And We're the DiAmsia brothers", Demitri and Nikolai said together.

"I'm Twitchy", said Twitchy, a blue bear with a tuft of red fur ontop of his head.

"I'm Tux", said Tux, a penguin wearing a tuxedo dickie.

"And I'm Prickly", said Prickly, "It's time for jackass".

The camera zooms out, revealing that everyone is standing in a mall parking lot with several shopping carts all around them.

"Today, We're going to do 'shopping cart tricks'", said Prickly.

A few minutes later.

Twitchy sat in a shopping cart at the top of a hill, wearing a football helmet and shoulder pads. "I'm Twitchy, and this is 'shopping cart crash test'", he said. "What I'm gonna do, is ride this shopping cart down this hill and crash into the Jersey Barrier at the bottom".

Prickly got ready to push the cart and counted down, "5... 4... 3... 2... 1... GO!", he yelled as he pushed the cart over the crest of the hill.

Twitchy screamed in a mixture of joy and terror as the cart raced down the hill. Halfway down, one of the wheels suddenly flew off and the cart flipped over, throwing Twitchy, ass over tea kettle, another 20 yards.

Toby, Tux and Prickly ran to where Twitchy lay, laughing.

"What happened?", said Prickly.

"I don't know. I think I hit a pothole or something", said Twitchy.

"I didn't know bears could fly", said Toby.

"Look at that. There's your problem, right there", said Tux, pointing at the remains of the shopping cart, "The wheel fell right off".

"Let's get another cart and do it again", said Twitchy, "I wanna finish this stunt".

A few minutes later.

Twitchy said, "I'm Twitchy and this is 'shopping cart crash test', take 2".

Prickly yelled, "3... 2... 1... GO!", and pushed the cart over the crest of the hill.

This time, the cart made it all the way to the bottom of the hill. It plowed into the barrier and crumpled like an empty beer can under a boot. Twitchy was thrown from the cart, flew for 30 yards and landed safely on the pad of hay bales on the other side of the barrier.

""TWITCHY! YA DEAD?", yelled Midnight.

"I'M OK!", yelled Twitchy.

That was pretty much perfect", said Megan.

"I think the cart failed the test", said Cherry.

"I gotta try this", said Ryder.

"Not now, later", said Prickly.

Toby helped Twitchy drag the mangled remains of the shopping cart back up the hill. "Well, there's your problem", Toby said with a smile as he pointed at the crumpled frame.

A few minutes later.

Nikolai sat in a shopping cart with a football helmet on his head. Demitri stood behind the cart, ready to sprint. Lifty and Shifty looked exactly the same at the other end of the lot.

"We're the DiAmsia brothers", Nikolai and Demitri said together.

"We're the Raccoon twins", Lifty and Shifty said together.

"And this is 'super shopping cart sha-bam'", said Nikolai.

Midnight counted off, "3... 2... 1... HIT IT!".

Demitri and Shifty charged at each other. The carts hit head on in the middle of the parking lot. Nikolai and Lifty were both thrown from their carts and they smashed into each other in mid-air. Shifty and Demitri smashed into the back of their carts. They all fell to the ground, rolling around in pain.

"Walk it off", said Meera.

"I don't think we can", said Lifty.

"In that case", said Mimi, "Roll around. Just roll around on the ground".

"While we wait for them to recover, we're gonna move onto the next stunt", said Prickly.

A few minutes later.

Toby was sitting in a shopping cart, wearing a football helmet and shoulder pads. He was holding onto a length of his web that was attached at the other end to the trailer hitch of Prickly's truck. "Hi, I'm Toby the tarantula, and this is 'high speed shopping cart'", he said.

Prickly started the truck and punched the gas.

"WOOOOOHOOOO!", screamed Toby as Prickly towed him over a ramp.

Prickly suddenly made a hard right turn and Toby continued straight into the curb. He was thrown out of the cart and he landed flat on his face.

"TOBY? ARE YOU ALRIGHT?", yelled Tux as he ran to where Toby was.

"NOT TO WORRY!", yelled Toby, "I ONLY LANDED ON MY HEAD!".

Prickly jammed on the brakes and threw his truck into reverse. He slid to a stop inches from backing over Tux. "That was awesome", he said as he climbed out of the truck, "You ok, Toby?".

"I'm fine", said Toby.

A few minutes later.

Flippy was dressed as a king, Flaky was dressed as a queen, Petunia was dressed as a princess, Tux was dressed as a prince and they were all sitting on throne looking chairs. Flippy yelled, "I am King Flippy The First. Bow down to me!".

Cuddles entered the shot with a Vuvuzela, played a few notes and said, "Hear Me! Hear Me!", he yelled.

"It's 'Hear ye! Hear ye!", corrected Tux.

Petunia gave him a weird look.

"What?", said Tux, "I like going to the Renaissance fair".

Cuddles rolled his eyes and played his Vuvuzela again. "Hear ye! Hear ye! This is 'shopping cart jousting'". He gestured to Prickly, who was wrapped up in aluminum foil and wearing a football helmet, trying to look like he was wearing armor, and said, "From the east, the reigning champion, Sir Prickly!".

Prickly raised an arm, as if to say, 'Here I am'.

Cuddles then gestured to Disco Bear, who was dressed the same way as Prickly, only he wasn't wearing a helmet, for fear of messing up his afro, he was only wearing an old style hockey mask like Jason Voorhees, and said, "And, from the west, the challenger, Sir Disco Bear!".

Disco Bear tried to strike a disco pose, but failed.

Flippy raised his fake septor and said, "The loser shall be my bitch!".

"Let the joust begin!", said Cuddles as he made more noise with his Vuvuzela.

Splendid pushed Prickly's cart. Toothy pushed Disco Bear's cart. Prickly and Disco Bear lowered their lances and prepared to make contact.

Prickly's lance hit Disco Bear in the chest and pushed him out of his cart and onto Toothy.

"NOOOOO! TOOTHY!", Splendid screamed as he ran to were Toothy lay. "Get off of him, ya fatass", he yelled as he threw Disco Bear off of Toothy. "Toothy, are you alright?", he asked.

Toothy got up, rolled his head around on his neck and said, "I'm fine".

"Are you sure?", Splendid asked, "You've got quite a lump on your head".

"It's just a flesh wound. I'll be fine", said Toothy.

Prickly was still rolling along in his cart. He did the only thing he could, he jammed his lance into the ground. The momentum lifted Prickly and his shopping cart up off the ground a few feet, then slamming him back down. "I GOT A NEW IDEA!", he yelled.

A few minutes later.

Prickly was sitting in a shopping cart at the top of a hill, still wearing his football helmet and foil armor. He said, "I'm Prickly, and this is 'shopping cart pole vault'. What I'm gonna do is ride this shopping cart down this hill and use my lance to try and pole vault over the Jersey Barrier".

"Here we go.", said Ryder, "3... 2... 1... GO!", and he pushed Prickly's cart over the crest of the hill.

Prickly screamed in joy as he rocketed down the hill. He lowered his lance to pole vault, and as soon as the lance touched the ground, it snapped in two. Prickly crashed headlong into the barrier. The cart crumpled and Prickly was thrown over the barrier.

'PRICKLY!", Midnight screamed as she ran down the hill to where Prickly was.

"Did I make it?", asked Prickly.

"Are you ok?", asked Midnight.

"Yep", said Prickly, "I think I actually bounced. I gotta getta new lance", he said, holding up the remains of his old one.

"Wanna give it another shot?", Midnight asked.

"You bet I do", said Prickly.

Toby was helping Prickly to drag the remains of his cart back up the hill. "Ya know", he said, "If we get caught, we're gonna have to pay for all of the carts we destroyed. We'll probably get arrested for vandalism".

Prickly put a hand on Toby's shoulder and said, "Awww you, always the level headed one. Always worried about the consequences. Lighten up, will ya?".

Toby rolled four of his eight eyes.

"Hey, don't roll half your eyes at me", said Prickly.

"Besides, Toby", Midnight said, "If the cops showed up, they'd see your face and arrest you for mooning".

"Will you guys hurry up and get back up here?", said Megan.

"Yeah, we have other stuff to do!", said Cherry.

Midnight just rolled her eyes.

A few minutes later.

Prickly was reset in a new cart. His foil armor was replaced with padding and his lance was replaced with a fiberglass pole. He said, "I'm Prickly and this is 'shopping cart pole vault', take 2".

Ryder counted down, "3... 2... 1... GO!", pushed the cart.

"YEEEEEE HAAAAAW!", Prickly yelled as he rocketed down the hill. He jammed the pole into the ground and it catapulted him. The whole cart flew right over the barrier. The cart flipped once in the air and landed on it's wheels, Prickly still sitting inside it. "IT WORKED!", Prickly screamed.

Toby, Midnight, Flippy, Flaky, Splendid, Toothy, Handy and Nutty came running down the hill. All of them yelling their fool heads off.

Prickly climbed out of the cart, took his helmet off and held his arms up over his head. He had completed the ultimate stunt.

Midnight reached him first and wrapped him in a hug. They were soon hit by Toby, Flippy, Flaky, Splendid and the rest, knocking them all into a huge heap.

Prickly stuck his head out of the bottom of the heap and said, "Alright, that's the show. Tune in next time where we'll do some more stunts. Same jackass time, same jackass station. I'm Prickly and this is jackass. Bye".

Huh? What do you think? Please let me know. Btw, if you look in the community section and the forums section, you'll see that there is a new entry called, "HTF pervert club". If you're a pervert, please join us. I gotta go do some stuff. I'm McQueenfan95. Bye.