Enjoy….I don't own South Park.


Kenny McCormick leaned against the break wall, lighting a cigarette. He has long since dropped his hoodie, along with school. He left school after he turned sixteen, about a year ago. Best. Idea. Ever. He never felt anymore freer. Doing what-who- he wants, when he wants, and how he wants to. Then again, he never had that problem anyway. Kenny saw a car coming towards him.

"Whats up, Stan."

"Hey, Ken." Stan said while getting out of his car. He pulled out his own cigarette.

"Ahhh, big bad football player is smoking?"

"Shut up. I'm quitting."

"Oh yes, you are doing a good job, too" Kenny went to get another smoke, when the first was done. "So, did you find out what's with our favorite redhead Jew?"

"Who…….Oh you are talking about Kyle?"

"…..Wow, you two really are having a falling out"

Stan sighed and nodded. "Ever since the Butters issue. I mean, we try to be 'Best friends forever', but I haft to say, I hate being around him now."

"Is it because, he is all sorts of emo, now? Or is it the fact he is gay?"

"I don't care if wants to be emo or that he is gay, but I just can't stand him."

Kenny shook his head. "Fine, whatever you say. Want to here some shocking news?"

Stan lift his eyebrow, pulling one last drag.

"What?"

"Cartman is fucking Ike."

"WHAT?!?"

"I said it was shocking"

"No, shit! Isn't Ike like thirteen?"

Kenny shrugged and nodded. "Yep. You are probably wondering how I know?" Stan nodded. " Okay then, I asked him. Shut up and listen, Stan. Yes it was very easy. I asked him 'are you screwing that Ike? Kyle's brother?' he did not answer, he just sat up and walked off. I thought it was funny-don't you dare give me that look Marsh- and I do find it easy explain why Ike has been going to his house, now"

"Dude, that doesn't mean anything." Glaring at Kenny, Stan said.

"Well, fin, but at least fatass has someone. Who do you have, Stan?"

"Dude, harsh."

"Get over Wendy! You dumped her!"

"Yeah, she went after Butters."

"And? You need to get out there too."

Stan slid down the wall, how he hated Butters. It wasn't the just the Wendy issue, but Kyle took his side. So, it's like Butters has stolen his best friend.

"He didn't steel Kyle away, you know."

Stan looked up….Kenny could always do that. Even if he did piss him off a lot. He looked up and smiled.

I have someone, Ken, he just doesn't know.

"Yeah, I know, just me thinking to much."


Yep….Crack is amazing! I like to say, I love Cartman X Ike. I also love Cartman and Kyle, but my OTP for south Park is ErIke (Eric x Ike)

Anyway….some Stan and Kenny fluff?