I wanted to see what this crack pairing was like so I'm gonna give it a shot! Anyways- second pairing:

SuigetsuxTemari

I chuckle when Sasuke groans once again.

"Must you stop every half-hour for a drink?"

"Yes, I must because I won't be at full strength without it." I explain and take another long gulp of water.

"Sorry, Sasuke! Suigetsu is just too slow for you! Lets go without him!" Karen suggests evily.

"No, Karen. We need Suigetsu in our group." Sasuke sighs irritably.

"Aw. It's just one useless team member, right?" She protests.

"One more word and I'll kill you." Sasuke threatens, deathly quiet.

"Hey, hey! C'mon, we don't need to kill!" Juugo uncertainly says.

"Anyways," I say, standing up. "We better get going."

"Finally!" Karen exagerates.

Sasuke and I exchange glances. We both knew, once Itachi was gone, so was she.

We all get everything together and leave. I hate the Land of Clouds but we are here to kill the Raikage. The only tough part was to get into Kumogakure because Sasuke is such a target.

"Transformation jutsu!" We all do the apropriate handsigns and turn into completely different people. I laughed when Karen was an old lady. Sasuke was his age but brown shaggy hair. I'm just the same except my teeth are normal and I don't look like a ninja. Juugo is now regular size and a soft-looking little kid.

We walk towards the gate and ask for permission in.

"What are your names?" The guard asks.

Sasuke speaks. "I am Daisuke Namida."

Karen says, "I'm Akemi Namida,"

"I'm Masuyo Akiko."

"I am Kouta Namida." Juugo smiles politely.

"Well, okay. The Namida family may go." The guard grants us permission.

I go inside with everyone else but the guard grabs the back of my shirt.

"Where do you think you're going?"

"You said we could go inside." I say simply.

"I said the Namida family."

"Yes I'm adopted into the Namida family." I sigh.

"Well then go."

We continue into the Raikage tower. Guards stop us on the way there.

"I, Masuyo Akiko, have sent buisness with the Raikage from the Mizukage."

"You may continue, but the rest will wait outside." The guard looks at them suspiciously.

I continue up the stairs and knock on the office door.

"You may enter." The Raikage's voice booms.

I walk in and scan the room. A woman with blonde hair in four pig-tails and sharp teal eyes glance at me. The Raikage looks at me.

"Your buisness?" He asks, quieter than before, but still loud.

"The Mizukage has sent me with some papers for an alliance." I start. "Do you agree to this?"

"Another alliance paper? From the Mizukage, none-the-less?" He says, eyebrows high. "Both of you, sit down."

I take a seat next to the teal-eyed woman. She speaks, "Sunagakure is running low on elements, for it is the dry season. Some rain is all we ask for. An alliance between Raikage-sama and Kazekage-sama is neccesary for this procedure. My brother, the Kazekage, is very flexible and negotiable. This may not have any gains for Kumogakure except for wars breaking out near here. We have many skilled ninja to help out with these wars if they happen to become too close for comfort in Kumogakure." She takes a deep breath.

The Raikage turns to me. "And you?"

"Raikage-sama, Mizukage-sama has legendary swordsman, 7 to be exact. Many have died or ran off, and we are in need of a little manpower. We are in the middle of a war. Would you mind sending a few squads of people to Kirigakure?"

"I don't mind. I'll think about it." He answers me. "In the mean time, you two will be sharing a guest house on the borders of Kumogakure."

I smile inside. This way I can dispose of her easily enough. She stood up.

"Where will the small house be located?" She questions.

"I'll have an escort for you." And escort comes into the room and leadsus out. I try to get in a little small talk before I kill her.

"So the Kazekage's your brother?"

"Perhaps." She says, not blinking.

I glance her up and down. To get her to look at me I comment, "Your pretty hot."

She turns to me with high eyebrows. "What did you just say?"

"I just said your hot." I grin.

"We're here." The escort interrupts.

My smile faltered. No fun at all. She strut up to the house and opened the front door. She scanned it aloud. "A kitchen, living room, one bedroom, one bathroom." She looked cross. "We have to share," she said, turning to me. All the more easier.

"I'll be back." I leap into the city and meet up with 'Daisuke, Kouta, and Lady Akemi'. As soon as I found them I smiled.

"Daisuke! I have to stay in a guest house while the Raikage considers it. I have found an obstacle. A teal eyed blonde girl. I will dispose of her quickly and give the signal when it's time." I explain.

"Very good, Masuyo." Sasuke cofirms.

Juugo smiles. "This will be fun."

Karen pouts. "I still hate being an old hag."

"Kar-err, Lady Akemi, you'll just have to deal with it." Sasuke growls deeply.

I head back and meet the girl in the living room. "Um..." I start, scratching the back of my head. "What's your name?" I, after all, think it is necessary to know my victims name.

"Sabaku No Temari." She answers, not glancing up from shining her.....giant club?

"What is that thing? A weapon?" I ask, sitting next to her.

"A tessen." She answers, getting irritated.

"I'm hungry." I whine.

"Then go check whats in the fridge!" She snaps.

"PMSing, much." I grin.

I stand and walk to the fridge. "Do you think theres any jello?"

"Why would you want jello?"

"Because its good."

"Well I doubt there's any jello." She confirmed.

I checked the fridge and laughed. "No jello, but theres yogurt!"

"Why would you want yogurt?"

"Because it's drinkable."

"You're strange."

"By the way, my name's Suigetsu." I grin.

"Okay."

I sit next to Temari and wrap my arm around her.

"What are you doing?!" She snaps.

"Wrapping my arm around a hot Temari."

She blushed furiously. "Well stop!"

"Why?" I ask innocently smiling.

"B-because it's weird!"

"No its not." I tease.

"Ah!" I grunt as she breaks my wrist. "Feisty, aren't we?"

My wrist turned into water and fixed itself. "Pretty technique, huh?"

"Not even close." She growls.

"I like your attitude, Temari." I comment.

"You shouldn't." She growls yet again.

"Hehe...How could I not?"

"Quit it!" She slaps me.

My cheek watered and came back. "Please stop, sweetie, I can't look my best when you do that."

"Don't call me that! Pervert!"

"I'm not a pervert, I just think your irresistable."

She blushes at that. "No... I'm just ugly and my attitude is unatractive."

"I don't think so."

"But you don't want to know anything about me!"

"But I do!" -until I kill you.

She grunts.

"Just get comfortable and tell me."-so I can kill you.

"You probably just want to kill me or something."

I probably look shocked just now. How did she guess right?

"Ha! So I'm right!" She cries, just on the verge of tears.


A man named Suigetsu walks into my life, and presses me into the verge of crying for the first time in thirteen years.

It was probably because I had just been left by Shikamaru for Ino, as depressing as it sounds.

I just can't take that much pressure. I can't find safety anywhere.

"I can't find safety anywhere..." I mumble, laying in the afternoon sun on the bed.

"You can find refuge among my heart," Suigetsu smiles. His toothy smile intrigues me, but I know what he means when he says that. He wishes to kill me. Right now I can't find the energy to disagree.

"Your problems can be released now. Before death." He says, trying to comfort me.

I draw in a deep breath. "I loved this guy named Shikamaru. He was everything to me. My brothers quite frankly didn't care much for me. One day I was waiting at Shikamaru and I's usual spot. I heard his voice and turned aroud exitedly. I saw him on one knee, a velvet box held open in front of him. I would've been fine with this if he had been holding it to nothing, but no, he was holding a diamond ring up to Ino, a rival of mine. I stood and left Konoha without a word. What was done was done, so I couldn't do anything about it."

"Thats depressing." He noted.

"I am to the point that I wish to die."

"Thats good, because you are about to."

"I understand that."

Suigetsu draws his sword. I feel a kiss on my left cheek and he whispers to me, "Problems are resolved from a quick death." With that I feel no more.


I decapitated her. It was simple and quick, but the emotions released were distressed. I hope she finds serenity, wherever she goes.

I head outside and glance at 'Daisuke'.

"It's time."

Even in death, without the ones we love it is hard to depart.


Wow. I feel all depressed now. Yeah R&R now!