Episode 1: In Gamerville

In the legendary bar of Badasses...

A man with a skull like mask and purple armor was pouring a bottle with a picture of a toxic symbol labeled on it as the door to the building opened to see a black scaled dinosaur creature walk in.

(Death- the oldest horsemen of the apocalypse and the belief of Death given form)

The man then said "Hey Godzilla you've had trouble with Mila again?"

(Godzilla- king of the monsters and the very icon of Japan even though his job is to destroy it.)

Godzilla sighed and said "Yeah he's in that rebellious stage... sometimes I just want to drop a nuke down my throat and go Meltdown when he asks me if he has a mother. I mean I am his father but I can't just say hey I'm also your mother soooo... Death how's Kratos and Asura been I need to catch up."

Death sat the glass in front of Godzilla and said "Yeah the boss is at the gym and Asura..."

(Asura- the demigod of wrath and one of the strongest beings the the universe)

Then suddenly a green clothed kid walked in with a blank expression as a blue fairy floated next to him as the fairy shouted "LISTEN!"

Death squinted his eyes and said "Yeah?"

Then the fairy shouted again "LISTEN!"

Then Godzilla raised his scaly brow and said "What?"

The Fairy yet again shouted "LISTEN!"

Death sighed annoyed as did Godzilla and said to the costumer "And you see what the shit I've got to be put through ever since Zelda fans hate me and my brother for having similar games to legend of Zelda... plus they miss the fact that... MY CREATORS HAD BARROWED AND STOLE FROM MORE THEN JUST ZELDA AND I WORK FOR ONE OF THEM!"

Then the Fairy whispered "Listen..."

Godzilla then growled out of annoyance of the fairy as smoke emerged from his nostrils and made the Fairy fly out from the smoke getting near it as Death asked the boy "And what do you want this time Link?"

(Link- The boy whose power over ther triforce of Courage and the the vendor in Gamerville.)

Link then shouted "HYAAA!"

Death squinted his eyes and said "Look you might have invented the hook shot and the horse riding system but your experience is low."

Godzilla then said "You've got that right..."

Then Link shouted again "HYAAAAAAA!"

Death then palmed his mask and said "We mean is that your game was made in 1986 yes I was not introduce since 2012 but... by the book of Revelations I date nearly 70 years after Christ's death."

And Godzilla concluded "And I was put on screen in 1954 so suck it green bitch!"

Link squinted his eyes at Godzilla who was taking a sip of the glass Death handed to him with no intent to even bother with Link as Link pulled out his sword but a golden metal hand grabbed his tunic as he heard a man say "Kratos said you are not to start shit again remember green boy?"

Link then nodded as he kept his eyes on Death who was cleaning the counter as the man threw Link out and shouted "AND GO TELL GANONDORF THAT ASURA SAYS FUCK YOU!"

Death then said "Hey Asura where you've been?"

Asura then said "Yeah just had to beat another planet sized..."

But Godzilla and Death both sighed and said in unison "A planet sized fatass!"

Then Asura steamed and said "That's right and all I had to do was..."

But he was interrupted again as Godzilla said "His finger was his weakness we know."

Asura steamed again and asked "Ok then tell me Godzilla what can you do to top me off?"

Godzilla then said "Ugh ok where to begin? oh yes I'd go..."

Then Death and Asura sighed and said as Godzilla stated "YOU GO MELTDOWN INSIDE THE FAT MAN AND MELT HIMN FROM THE INSIDE THEN YOU WOULD USE THE SOULS FROM THE ANGRY WARRIORS TO RESURRECT YOURSELF."

Godzilla then said "And that's how it's done."

Then the door opened and everyone saw their favorite ash covered bar owner.

(Kratos the god of war and another one of the strongest beings in the universe.)

Godzilla then said "Yo Kratos how was the gym?"

Kratos then said "War was quite the foe during out usual competitions."

(War- the first horsemen of the apocalypse and the very belief of war one of many strong beings in the universe.)

Death then chuckled and said "Yeah War's got a habit of training and keeping focus."

Kratos then frowned and walked inside hios office behind the counter as Death said "And he's still mopping over his family's deaths Jesus!"

Asura then threw a punch at Death but Death had grabbed his fist while tending to the counter as Godzilla took another sip of his drink and said "Oh come on Asura you know that you can't hurt Death."

Asura then stated "Kratos did!"

Death then stated "Yeah... and that was a God of death not the belief a god can be killed in Greek mythology but the belief will stand forever."

Then Godzilla asked "And how is is that Kratos killed all the gods of Olympus?"

Death then said "Simple they were pussies."

Asura nodded as did Godzilla as Kratos shouted from behind the door "YOU KNOW I CAN STILL HEAR YOU FOOLS!"

Then Godzilla whispered "And there goes the neighborhood..."

The doors opened as everyone turned to see a man in a red skin tight suit and white eyes on his mask as Death grabbed his head with both hands and thought "Please no..."

The man then had a thought bubble popped up which said in dumb thoughts "Hey is that Big G over there with our girl?"

Then another thought popped out in intelligent thoughts "Well technicall that is not the Death we know..."

Then the man said to himself "No still Death."

Godzilla laughed and said "Bet Death leashes out first and decapitates Deadpool three times!"

(Deadpool- the merc with the mouth whose known to break the fourth wall and litterally killed the marvel universe.)

Deadpool then said "That's right I KILLED ALL THE HEROES IN MARVEL! AND DEATHSTROKE IN SCREWATTACK'S DEATH BATTLE!"

Asura then placed a twnety and said "I bet Death will just walk back in the employies only lounge with Kratos after the second decapitation."

Godzilla then said "Your on!"

Deadpool then sat in front of Death looking at him with a look of wonder and asked "So Death baby when are ya gonna go back to that sexy look?"

Death then pulled out his scythe and cut Deadpool's head off as his body had fell off the stool and Deadpool's head reformed a body and asked "But... baby I can change for you!"

Death then cut Deadpool's head off again as he regenerated his body agaion and sang "Baby come back you can blame it all on me!"

Death squinted his eyes and walked in the employ's lounge as Godzilla watched with his jaw dropped and Asura taking the money and said "Yep told ya he would!"