This is after the ahem incident in the kitchen with Golden Girl and Xavier...
Black X is the son of Red X and Blackfire : P
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Xavier: So...you're saying Black X is hopelessly unable to resist girls?
Golden Girl: Yes, he doesn't care who it is or even if it's a real girl. They just have to turn him on.
Zap: Well, I guess we'll have to use you as bait.
Golden Girl: WHAT??
Xavier: You're crazy.
Zap: What? She's a girl, ain't she?
Golden Girl: I'm not some common slut. I don't flaunt my beauty. And anyway, I wasn't thinking about myself.
She looks at Xavier.
Golden Girl: X, I have finally come up with the perfect revenge plan.
X gets the same idea, and they smile devilishly at Zap, who immediately becomes scared.
Zap: Oh, boy. This can't be good.
An hour later...
Golden Girl and Xavier can't stop laughing. They are doubled up on the floor, tears flowing from their eyes. Zap is standing a few feet away, but he is hardly recognizable. He is wearing--a wig, a spaghetti strap red dress, three inch heels, and makeup. He glares furiously at the other two, thinking of a million horrible things to do to them.
Zap: You do realize once this is over, you two are going to DIE.
Golden Girl: Hell, who cares! This is priceless! I'd rather die having seen this than not!
Xavier: I never thought I'd say this, but dude, you look hot.
This just made them laugh harder. Zap wondered whether he should punish them personally or call all their parents...no, they'd probably laugh too. This was personal.
Once Zap was set in the right spot, it didn't take long for Black X to come. He appeared so suddenly behind him that Zap nearly toppled over in his tight, uncomfortable heels.
Black X: Hello, beautiful. You look so delicious I couldn't help dropping by.
Zap felt chills go down his spine. Where the hell were the idiots who put him up to this?! Black X grabbed Zap around the waist and Zap felt his hot breath on his neck before he licked it.
Black X: Let's get outta this dump. We'll go someplace more...comfortable.
DAMMIT WHERE THE HELL WERE THEY??
Zap: Man, you got two seconds to back off me.
Black X was a little surprised by the deep voice, but wasn't too phased.
Black X: Ooh, are you a transgender? Sexy...
Zap was terrified. If this was part of their revenge scheme, it was going WAY too far.
Zap: GOLDIE!! EMO BOY!! GET YO ASSES OVER HERE AND HELP ME!! I DONT WANNA GET RAPED BY THIS FREAK, DAMMIT!!
Golden Girl and Xavier came out of the shadows, laughing.
Zap: WHAT THE HELL IS SO EFFIN FUNNY?!
Golden Girl: Okay, Marty, let him go. I think he's learned his lesson.
WHAT THE HELL??
Black X/Marty: I don't want to. He's got me turned on too much.
Zap wrestled out of the other guy's grip, furious and mentally scarred.
Zap: YOU MUTHER EFFERS TRICKED ME??
Xavier: Payback is so sweet.
Golden Girl: Yes it is.
Zap: OH HELL NO--HELL NO--
He chased them across three cities before he was distracted by a meat shop that sold homemade waffles.
I have a feeling this was my funniest one so far. Marty is a horny gay guy Golden Girl met at the mall, and she gave him some of Zap's underwear in exchange for his services...I don't know what happened to Marty, but last they heard of him, he was arrested for grabbing a ten year old's butt.
