HOLY- 's new format is REEEEALLY confusing me right now... but I still managed to figure it out (VERY painstakingly) and publish this. I DID IT FOR YOU. Unfortunately, this is the last chapter... it was fun to write, though. Enjoy, please.

Recap; Alonzo bet Mungojerrie that he couldn't ask out his object of affection. Rumpleteazer started going out with Rum Tum Tugger. Mistoffelees went kind of geeky. Macavity was crawlin' in Alonzo's news feed, and Mungojerrie climbed out a window.


AlonzoMungojerrie ONLY THREE DAYS LEFT

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Rum Tum Tugger and Cassandra like this.

Mungojerrie WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP ALREADY

Alonzo what's your battle plan?

Mungojerrie wait until you forget…

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Rum Tum Tugger went from "in a relationship" to "single".

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Etcetera likes this.

Cassandra aww, sucks for you bro

Rum Tum Tugger it was worth it… you'd never be able to imagine what she does with her tongue.

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Rumpleteazer I slapped him.

Rum Tum Tugger twice.

Electra WITH YOUR TONGUE?

Rum Tum Tugger I wish.

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Etcetera !

Rum Tum Tugger no comment

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Bombalurina you guys will never guess who I like.

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Etcetera tugger?

Bombalurina nope

Etcetera good.

Electra Alonzo?

Bombalurina no again.

Victoria munk…?

Bombalurina ew, as if.

Cassandra I say Macavity

Macavity i second that.

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Bombalurina still no. :P

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Electra Despite the lies that you're making, your love is mine for the taking, my love is just waiting to turn your tears to roses

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Victoria BEST SONG EVAR

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Tumblebrutus just woke up.

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Pouncival I already ate and everything.

Rum Tum Tugger what kept you up all night? ;)

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Bombalurina bet I can guess… your hand?

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Pouncival oh snap

Tumblebrutus would it be awkward if I said yes?

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Bombalurina yes, extremely.

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Electra I just stabbed myself in the face with a spoon.

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Pouncival isn't that called eating?

Electra not when it's in the eye…

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Etcetera tagged Rum Tum Tugger and Rumpleteazer in a photo.

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Rumpleteazer likes this.

Rumpleteazer hey, this was when I slapped him!

Rum Tum Tugger were you stalking us or something?

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Etcetera …no.

Electra it sure looks like it.

Victoria etcy's gonna grow up and be a stalker!

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Jemima they grow up so fast! :D

Electra we're so proud!

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AlonzoMungojerrie TWO DAYS

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Mungojerrie NO ONE ASKED YOU

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Rumpleteazer hey alonzo, how many days left until mungo's doom?

Alonzo TWO

Rumpleteazer I asked him.

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Pouncival joined the group MUNGO'S DOOM IS FUNNY

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Victoria, Cassandra and 5 others like this.

Alonzo MUST. JOIN.

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Alonzo joined the group MUNGO'S DOOM IS FUNNY

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Etcetera WHO WANTS TO MARRY A LLAMA?

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Plato, Rumpleteazer and 5 others like this.

Etcetera I DO

Electra tugger is a llama?

Rum Tum Tugger yes.

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AlonzoMungojerrie ONLY ONE DAY LEFT GODDAMMIT

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Rumpleteazer likes this.

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ElectraMungojerrie WHAT THE—JUST TELL HER PLEASE

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Alonzo, Cassandra and 13 others like this.

Alonzo PLEASE, PLEASE

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Mungojerrie I WILL IF I WANT TO

Etcetera WE ALL WANT TO KNOW, SO DO IT ON FACEBOOK PLZ

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BombalurinaMungojerrie I LOVE YOU.

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Mungojerrie likes this.

Mungojerrie GO OUT WITH ME?

Bombalurina YES.

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Mungojerrie is in a relationship with Bombalurina.

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Alonzo …fml

Mungojerrie YOU OWE ME 100 BUCKS, SUCKER

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hans-the-hero: I really, really (like, really) like how much I discovered about each character when I wrote this (in my headcanon, btw...) I discovered that Etcetera is a lot more fun if she's portrayed as a borderline stalker, Rumpleteazer will do anything for laughs, and she loves taunting her brother (/friend/thing). Also, Tugger secretly enjoys the attention from Etcetera, while Tumblebrutus thinks too highly of himself.

hans-the-hero: has signed off.